Eye massagers, eye massage, hands up if you have heard of this handheld eye massager. I don't see many hands up and I don't blame you peeps because I hadn't heard of it until one day in my local gadget shop I saw this hot little redhead bending over.

 Ooops sorry peeps ignore that bit ok, I noticed this set of eye googles which were actually an eye massager so I thought I am having a bit of that, again the eye massager not the lil redhead, she can massage me some other night.

To be honest it's basically like a plastic blindfold, I know kinky or what. But inside this blindfold are sets of massage pads that gently massage your eyes. Ok yes the eyes are very delicate and you are asking is the eye massager safe to use, of course it is.

The good news also is it only costs about $20 and lasts forever, ok maybe not forever, jeeeez who does last forever except that bugger from that movie " Highlander ". But you slip the goggles over your eyes then insert little headphones into your ears. You can pick 4 types of sounds, waves, dripping water, chirping of a cricket and flowing water. The dripping water just made me feel like a pee so I just picked the waves, tis very relaxing and makes your eye massager feel better.

Jeeez you ask way to many questions ya know. Well it has loads of things besides 2 earplugs sending the sound of waves into your ears. It has a selector button, sounds really cool doesn't it, you can imagine shouting in work " I am just turning on the selector button of my eye massager".

You have wait for it, 10 functions, cycling, strong, weak, gentle massage, comfortable massage, strong massage, medium massage, rapid massage, left vibration and right vibration and jeeez trust me that is way more massages that that little redhead gives on a good night.

Press the timer button once for 3 minutes of massage, twice for 5 minutes and if not pressed the eye massager will automatically stop after 20 minutes, or else your eyeballs will fall out and you will look like the old dude from Kung Fu, joke ok tis safe to use.

Massaging 3 times a day for about 3 to 5 minutes can help improve the eye muscles and helps restore your normal sight. Massaging for 5 minutes at a time can fully relax the eye muscles and eyeballs. This also improves the blood circulation and helps lower eye pressure so basically this eye massager can help reduce swollen eyes, sore eyes and dryness.

Massaging with the eye massager twice a day for at least 30 to 40 days can help remove bags and dark areas under the eyes and make you look like 21 again, ok so I lied 23 again. Using the eye massager 5 to 10 minutes every night just before going to sleep can help fully relax the brain nerves and help you get to sleep quickly. Using the eye massager for 5 to 10 minutes every day can help to reduce the symptons of aging and reduce wrinkles, look at my pic, do I look 74 years old.

Jeeeez there was one more benefit but I can't remember it, oh I remember now, the eye massager actually improves your memory. Tis funny as that reminds me of an advert in a Sunday paper each week, they advertise a book that helps improve your memory, only thing is I can never remember to send away for it. But the eye massager peeps, I use it every day and I swear that lil redhead looks better as each week passes by, either that or I am getting more desperate.