The Free Jack Abramoff Campaign (FJAC) is finally underway. Many of us with Indian blood (I eschew the term native-american because who wants to be associated with this country?) are embarked on a mission to free a legend; a man epitomizing the tradition of the rugged narcissistic individualist; a man compared to one remembered in tribal lore as Yellow Hair, the goddamn fool.

We will not forget our paleface brother in his time of great sorrow. No. Free him now and let there be an end to our petty bickering. Stoke the hash pipe of great peace until, once again, we may laugh at each other brave to brave, squaw to squaw, face to bleary-eyed face.

We will not forget how he tamed stampeding lobbyists, working his heap big hand to hand magic, bravely bearing up under powwows in Chief Decider's Tee-pee and golfing junkets across the great waters, trench coat and signature Borsalino brushed to a satiny made-man sheen.

Yes, we want the great white warrior, TRMPAC, to be free...free once again to graze across our lands, our internment camps and our casinos; free to turn a shining face toward the sun, firmly and forever tied to our sacred ground.

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