The best quotes about life.  You know what it's like, sometimes you're up and sometimes you down. Life can be a bit on the tough side sometimes.  When you have just lost your job, you've split up with your girl, or your dog has just been run over big truck, things can look as if they will never get better, they will.  When you need a little lift you can read some of these good quotes about life.  Life can be a bitch sometimes, but a smile costs nothing and the ability to make someone smile is a rare gift indeed.

"A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error." Dennis Miller

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? " Edgar Bergen

Smile though your heart is breaking

"I dream for a living. " Steven Spielberg

"I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. " Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier. " HL Mencken

"Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. " Socrates

Take a look at the best famous quotes about life.

"I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example." Mick Miller

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. " Erma Bombeck

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. " Bill Vaughn

"A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead. " Stan Laurel

Or why not try these famous quotes about life.

"I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them." John Lennon in a Letter to Stuart Sutcliffe circa 1960

"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something." (Deep Thoughts) Saturday Night Live Jack Handey

"In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. " Margaret Thatcher

"I don't plan to grow old gracefully I plan to have face lifts till my ears meet. " Rita Rudner

"The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent." Conan O Brian