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By LeonJane


A fart soundboard is a flatulence sound generator device that emits a fart sound. Fart soundboards can be analogue, when you use your body parts, or digital when you use an electronic medium. These fart soundboards are generally used for comic value amongst boys or grown men who believe the sound of farts are funny.

Analogue fart soundboards have been around since humans have had arm pits and/or mouths. By placing the palm of your hand under your armpit and flapping your arm about like a crazy chicken you can generate some unique farting sounds. Grown men have marveled at the different fart sounds that they can mimic by restricting the flow of air past their pursed lips.

Digital fart soundboards have been around since the electronic age and are generated when you click on or press a button associated to a corresponding type of fart. Now you don’t have to life and armpit or purse your lips as there are many mimicked fart noises that have been digitally recorded and stored for all to enjoy. The sounds are embedded into flash script and are now located in one convenient sound board. Use these human like noises to enjoy amongst friend or to annoy your partner.

There is no escaping the sound of a fart. Now you can download applications (apps) to your iphone which emulate farts, called fart machine! You can download or play any type of fart generator or toot sound player from the internet.


Image courtesy of http://appbeacon.com
Image courtesy of http://appbeacon.com

Fart soundboards have been commercialized since the invention of the whoopee cushion. Sometimes spelt whoopie cushion, this small round rubber pillow is a practical joke device which is used on an unsuspecting victim. The rasping sound from the thin latex lips of the whoopee cushion emit quite realistic farting sounds. The soundboard begins once the gag has been played out and all, including the instigator of the practical joke, have picked themselves off the floor from laughter. The full potential of the whoopee cushion becomes the attention of the participants who try to get different sounds from the various angles and various velocities upon which the cushion is sat on.

So young and old, boys and girls, whip out your fart soundboard and play a merry tune! Who knows maybe you will come up with a hit song!


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Putz Ballard  says:
3 weeks ago

My son has one of those lttle gadgets and has really sad some fun placing it in or near a living room sofa or chair and with the remote control has press the witch to activate the machine. the responses range from mbarassment, wonder, but in the end(no pun inteded) laughter.

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