As far as humour goes, jokes about mamas and fat people are almost as low as you can sink. But not quite! You can of course sink to the dark depths of 'fat mama' jokes, an amalgamation of two very low joke genre's to create quite possibly the bottom row in the unofficial hierarchy of joke quality; alongside other 'mama' jokes including 'ugly mama',and 'stupid mama'Despite these jokes being the riff-raff of the joke world, and incredibly unfashionable, shallow people like myself still find them funny. Yes, you heard correctly, I find 'fat mama' jokes funny. Actually, I find them funny when used against people who don't actually have a fat mama, as this would be disrespectful.......here are some of the classics:

"Your Mama So Fat..... when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'..."

"Your Mama So Fat..... folk exercise by jogging around her!"

"Your Mama So Fat..... she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy." (feel free to replace with more up to date consoles where applicable).

"Your Mama So Fat..... she was measured at 40-28-38 and that was just the right arm..."

"Your Mama So Fat..... the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity."

"Your Mama So Fat..... her belt size is Equator."

"Your Mama So Fat....... when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room."

"Your Mama So Fat....... Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad"

"Your Mama So Fat....... so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough."

"Your Mama So Fat....... she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world"

"Your Mama So Fat....... when you get on top of her your ears pop!"

"Your Mama So Fat....... she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

"Your Mama So Fat....... she's got her own area code!"

"Your Mama So Fat....... NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!"

"Your Mama So Fat....... her college graduation picture was an airial."

"Your Mama So Fat....... that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks."

"Your Mama So Fat....... when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 13 years to live."

"Your Mama So Fat....... instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi 1002 jeans."

"Your Mama So Fat....... when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!"

"Your Mama So Fat....... when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!"

"Your Mama So Fat....... she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac"

"Your Mama So Fat....... when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials "

"Your Mama So Fat....... she went to the beach and Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water."

"Your Mama So Fat....... the horse on her Polo shirt is real."