I reported previously in these pages the fact that Pakistani girls prefer not to wear underwear. This situation has not changed.

In fact, it has gotten much worse!

More and more sexy Pakistani girls are going sans underpants at a rate of 2:1 according to Professor Dink Pinkerton of the University of Dubba in Dubbhaville, Texas.

I interviewed Dr. Dubba of Dubbaville recently and his findings apparently endorse, support and expand the findings of Dr. X in my previous piece on this subject.

"We see that Pakistani girls, in a sort of freaky mass-movement" said Dr. Dubba, sipping his spiked orange juice and rolling his eyes to the top of his hear where they remained for the entirety of this interview, causing me great discomfort.

We see them tossing their cute underpanties to the wind, tossing them hither and yon, tossing them in the very faces of their boyfriends and then laughing with abandon...they laugh with great abandon and then they run away, hoping the boys will chase them, no doubt, to see what they are not wearing underneath those sari things.

Not all Pakistani girls, in our research are not wearing underpants, but as I say, more and more of them are following this fad and before the end of this decade we epect to see a steep decline in the underpants market of India and Pakistan, which will likely cause a huge economic downturn if something does not intervene to stop it."

Dr Dubba then told me I had to leave as he was epecting some 'test subjects'--Pakistani girls from colleges across America and Asia who had volunteered to allow him to scrutinize them for lack of underpants.

Dr. Dubba looked very eager to being his experimental examinations...