Stick To Killin' Folks You Knows

Lonnie say the sheriff

ain't got no reason be

lookin' at me ‘cause

I ain't got no record

and all ‘sides most folk

figures I ain't got ‘nough

smarts even come up with

such a plan as to steal somethin'

least not somethin' big like

the cash box from over there

at the Smokin' Pig Hip Grill

like all I ever thinks ‘bout

is them damn dirty dishes but

theys wrong cause I thinks

‘bout lots a stuff an' when

them deputies come ‘round

here sniffin' ‘round like they

was somebody's hound dog

lookin' for some bitch in heat

I acted jes like I knowed I was

s'posed to be actin' when

important folk comes ‘round

sayin' them words like yessir

nosir and smilin' real big like

an' Lonnie he say they gonna

poke ‘round here one maybe

two days an' then they be gone

somewhere else see some other

crime scene an' by then ol'

miss whadjadoo done be floated

over to the next county an'

maybe she be all the way

to the gulf ‘fore somebody

sees her bloated body

bobbin' out there in the

water like some kind of

big ol' whale or somthin'

maybe got some kind a

sea gull sittin' on top of her

like he done found himself

some kind a home or somethin'

only she prob'bly roll over

an' scare him a way with

that ugly face she gots or

he prob'ly take one look

at them eye brows

them ugly ol' mean ol'

eye brows of hers and

he be flyin' way quick

enough I reckon but

don't matter none to me

‘cause miss ibeewatchinyou

ain't comin' back here

that's all I know

Lonnie say we be a'right

after ever'thing calms down

we jes go down to the river

an' dig up that cash box

we gots from miss whadjadoo

‘fore long we be livin' high

on the hog over there in

Polk county where folks

don't know us an' they don't

care who we is an'

what we been doin'

‘cause they got they own lives

to worry over an' I don't know

maybe they even got they own

miss whadjadoo over there

some miss ibeewatchinyou

with them evil eyes but

ain't no matter to me ‘cause

I gots rid a mine

‘sides that Lonnie says there

be some folks over there

in Polk county who wants

help gettin' rid a some

trouble makers or somthin'

like that an' maybe they be

willing to pay good money

to folks like me an' him cause

we know how to be handlin'

them kinds a things but I

don't know if I want to be

doin' any more of that

not to some stranger that

ain't never done nothin'

makes you mad an' all

cause seems like you jes

got to stick to killin' folks

you knows thats all