Flashback - 1987

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By DJ Funktual


The Horrible Number One Songs of 1987

  1. Walk Like An Egyptian - The Bangles 1/3 for 2 weeks
  2. Shake You Down - Gregory Abbott 1/17 for 1 week
  3. At This Moment - Billy Vera & The Beaters 1/24 for 2 weeks
  4. Open Your Heart - Madonna 2/7 for 1 week
  5. Livin' On a Prayer - Bon Jovi 2/14 for 4 weeks
  6. Jacob's Ladder - Huey Lewis & The News 3/14 for 1 week
  7. Lean On Me - Club Nouveau 3/21 for 2 weeks
  8. Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship 4/4 for 2 weeks
  9. I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me) - Aretha Franklin & George Michael 4/18 for 2 weeks
  10. (I Just) Died In Your Arms - Cutting Crew 5/2 for 2 weeks
  11. With Or Without You - U2 5/16 for 3 weeks
  12. You Keep Me Hangin' On - Kim Wilde 6/6 for 1 week
  13. Always - Atlantic Starr 6/13 for 1 week
  14. Head To Toe - Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam 6/20 for 1 week
  15. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) - Whitney Houston 6/27 for 2 weeks
  16. Alone - Heart 7/11 for 3 weeks
  17. Shakedown - Bob Seger 8/1 for 1 week
  18. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2 8/8 for 2 weeks
  19. Who's That Girl? - Madonna 8/22 for 1 week
  20. La Bamba - Los Lobos 8/29 for 3 weeks
  21. I Just Can't Stop Loving You - Michael Jackson 9/19 for 1 week
  22. Didn't We Almost have It All - Whitney Houston 9/26 for 2 weeks
  23. Here I Go Again - Whitesnake 10/10 for 1 week
  24. Lost In Emotion - Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam 10/17 for 1 week
  25. Bad - Michael Jackson 10/24 for 2 weeks
  26. I Think We're Alone Now - Tiffany 11/7 for 2 weeks
  27. Mony Mony "Live" - Billy Idol 11/21 for 1 week
  28. (I've Had) The Time of My Life - Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes 11/28 for 1 week
  29. Heaven Is a Place On Earth - Belinda Carlisle 12/5 for 1 week
  30. Faith - George Michael 12/12 for 3 weeks

First the "GOOD?" news... **By my count, only 9 of the 30 or less than 1/3 of the #1 songs that year are legitimite and I am being very generous because only three of them are even listenable for me at this point. The two U2 tracks and Gregory Abbott's R&B slowjam. The other six songs I deem legit for varied 'generous' reasons. They are from Bon Jovi, Heart, Atlantic Starr, Whitesnake, George Michael & the 'Dirty Dancing' song.

Faith is a great Pop song but it's not for me. I'm a guy.

"Always" & "Time of My Life' are 'special occasion' songs which is in no way a compliment but at least I can understand how it became a #1 and the songs serve a purpose at weddings, etc.

"Alone", "Prayer" and "Go Again" are songs that the general public still enjoys for the most part. Plus the first two were #1s for 3 weeks or more so they can't be chart flukes.

Now the unbelievably embarassing truth, the bad news...

6 of them are Covers. 4 really bad covers.

The best song our country could produce, or at least the one's we liked the best overall were covers. Ugh. Los Lobos & Club Nouveau both updated a classic for a new generation without insulting the original artist. (1,2)

Did we really need to hear from Kim Wilde again? For a lame Supremes cover no less. Her only song/hit prior was We're the "Kids in America" and she's from England and that was back in '82 ????????!!!!!!????? (sigh, 3)

Huey Lewis & Co did a horrendous cover to a Bruce Hornsby song that sounds much better when BH plays on it the piano. (4)

And Tiffany and Billy Idol should be shot for what they both did to 2 Tommy James & The Shondells songs. Billy's 'live' version was never played. For more info about the story.. go to http://hubpages.com/hub/The-250-Greatest-80s-New-Wave-Songs-of-All-Time

2 awful songs each from...

Madonna, Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, and.....LIsa Lisa & Cult Jam? eeesh. Arguably Madonna's two worst songs too. AND another #1 for George Michael for the hideously unlistenable duet with Aretha. Pop stars get to meet their heroes and all we get are the awful songs.

Belinda Carlisle should know better but was deperate for a solo hit. But Shame on the The Bangles who didn't need the hit. Extra shame on Grace Slick who killed any credibility she had left. BUT MASSIVE SHAME on Bob Seger who records the worst record of his life just to cash in on a soundtrack to an Eddie Murphy Sequel? BBLLLaaaachhhht!

and finally CUTTING CREW & BILLY VERA. Rock n Roll was so very dead.

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PCaholicDotCom profile image

PCaholicDotCom  says:
2 years ago

Dude great Hubs... nice memories of 1987 and YES rock was dead... the heart of the dieing period indeed.

I'm really surprised I didn't see Guns-N-Roses on here... maybe my timing is off... was that 1988?

Peter

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

It's amazing that we didn't throw all of our radios out the window in the 80's. How did we make it through?

DJ Funktual profile image

DJ Funktual  says:
2 years ago

Yes PC, that was '88. I graduated HS in '89 so I remember the times vividly.

To rogue nestling: I made it through b/c I was a kid & didn't know any better.

80s were perfect for me. Juvenile music for a juvenile time in my life. Went to college and freshman year Nirvana singlehandedly destroyed everything I was raised on.

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

You're the same age as me. :p

When my schoolmates and siblings were gyrating to salt-n-pepa I was listening to um...hippie music and rock classics.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

babies, all of you.

ZOMG I love almost every one of these songs. :p

DJ Funktual profile image

DJ Funktual  says:
2 years ago

gonna start calling you loon

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

hahaha.

dude. I so still own the Partridge Family albumz. I do mean albums, they didn't have CDs in those dayz. :D

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