Food For Thought: Curvy, Sexy Lingerie
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Now That You're Here, How About Some Real Food For Thought?
I was surfing Huppages this afternoon and realized that there are so many people on the site who have a better rating than I yet they can't or don't write well. I started to think...I'm not talking about my friends here who all exercise their brains in a big way as they thoughtfully write articles on Hub. But why do I not attract more attention to my hubs with good articles on a variety of subjects?
Then it occurred to me; sex sells! I don't write about sex, post sexy photos or use enticing language to get people to my hubs; no wonder only a few of my close hubber-buddies show up! Geez, I don't even have any cute animals or adorable kids here and all of those sell big! So, today, I am fixing my marketing problem. I am going to work on "increasing traffic."
Photo courtesy of .Klash on Creative Commons
We All Love Puppies, Right???
It's Friday and the end of another crazy week. We all need to vege a bit. We think the US ecoonomy will crash down around our ears. We know, if it does, we're financial toast; but hey, escapeism always helps. So, here is what I propose; go get a beer (or beverage of your choice, mine is California Chardonnay, and sit down for some sexy, phenominal reading! I'll list the links below.
Have fun! Please don't accuse me of promoting my hubs in a sleazy way, of course I am; go yell at someone else!!
And Yes, more....
And finally, when you do read any of these fine articles, feel free to click on any of the people who comment, hopefully my friends here at Hub, and check out their articles too! There are some really incredible writers here, and that't the BOTTOM line.
Speaking of bottoms, who said that the bottom in the black lingerie isn't me????
How dare anyone accuse me of having a stunt-bottom!
Also, check out this link:
Have a Laugh on Me!!
We All Need to Laugh
If you don't find this hub funny, keep it to yourself!
If it made you laugh or read on, let me know about it!!
Love and puppy hugs!!!!
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LOL! What a great title! I have to try that and see what happens.
Of course I know you the photo is absolutely of you and no other--I can't believe anyone would seriously doubt it! As to escapism, I ordered a pizza for us last night, and between the two of us, we ate the whole damn thing!I've lost about 20 pounds since May, and I know I can't eat like that all the time, but as you say here, who knows what is going to happen next so might as well eat pizza while the sun shines.
Thanks for a good laugh! Have a great weekend!
Thanks Madison, for making me smile. I'm stuck in the office on a bright Saturday morning, covering for a sick colleague. I work in estate agency (I think you guys call it real estate) for two days a week, and it's mighty quiet at present, hence the opportunity to do some sneaky hubbing whilst the boss is at home!
I know what you mean about the sexy hubs drawing the crowds. Like Violetsun, I write about what interests me, and I guess a lot of the time it comes under the heading 'niche'! (LOL) Though strangely, one of my nichier niche hubs (on Transition Towns) is picking up nicely at present, but sshh! don't tell anyone, it's probably just a freak week!
Anyway, the knickers look great on you, and I'm glad you didn't stoop to getting a body double!
Knickers, I love it!!! My son calls them, "drawers," which I find hysterical. Want to hear another funny thing? I can write serious, well thought-out pieces with deep, contemplative subject matter and get, perhaps, 30 or 40 hits. This article that I posted on Friday night has gotten 267 hits, (although only my hub buddies left comments!) and it was designed to see what would happen and if it could lead new readers to my other hubs.
By the way, I used to look pretty darn good in my knickers! The garter thing is another story. When I was in my first two years of high school, (and I know others will remember this) we could not wear pants, only skirts or dresses. This was especially a pain because there were NO pantyhose and we had to wear garters and stockings. Well, when mini skirts came about, this was a real problem because the garters showed when we sat down!
I suppose some would say it was sexy, but, in 1966, it was just trashy if your "underthings" showed outside of your clothes. (Madonna wasn't around to show us the error of our ways!) So, when pantyhose came onto the market, they were a REALLY BIG DEAL! And expensive, at first.
A little 60's trivia. Now we don't wear stockings at all...except at a funeral, maybe. Thank God, my legs were suffocated for enough years. Although, I'm not sure we all look so hot "bare-legged,"???
Madison
Join the club, Madison :) Like many serious hubbers I have seen the number of page views remaining quite modest. With one exception. My hub on how to kiss your girlfriend was fairly successful. And then, I answered this request for hot & sexy girls. Probably not in the way the submitter of the request was hoping for, mind you. But still, the bare title attracted record-breaking (for me that is) traffic. Where I used to be content with similar page views (they vary from 13 to some 600, depending on the hub and how long it’s been up), this last hub did over 6,000 views in just a week! Sex sells. So keep posting these genuine pictures of your outstanding physical qualities. I’m glad you’re finally on the right track ;)
Madison,
I jump up and down with excitement if I get more than 100 views on a hub. I'm just too serious. I don't mean to be, but that's the way my hubs seem to evolve.
The more humourous hubs have done relatively okay, but we're still only talking between 100 and 200 hits. The Transition Towns hub is by far and away my most successful, possibly because it has a small but steady stream of visitors.
Perhaps I'll take a leaf out of your book next time, and stick some bottoms and bosooms up front! (LOL)
That IS funny! I'm actually going to take the photo down because I feel like a weirdo when someone looks over my shoulder and sees black lingerie! I made a little mistake, I just noticed, on the hits--I put an extra 0 on the hits, it is actually only 560+, not sure how I typed 6,000, must have lost my mind! Although, it would be nice!
Madison
Hi Madison! Very smart! :-) Smart woman who can write? I just can't fancy how you don't get hit on more! Laugh! Ay ay ay, 'scuse the bad joke!
You got yourself a new fan with this piece. Love and puppy hugs to you, too!
When I first worte this, I used a picture from the web of a girl in garters etc. and said it was me, as a joke. I removed the picture because I was afraid some dummie would actually think it WAS me!
Anyway, so glad you liked it! Thanks.
Madison
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VioletSun says:
14 months ago
Very clever, Madison! I bet some readers were expecting photos after photos of you in lingerie and with very little writing. LOL!
When I joined hubpages, I knew that the type of articles I write which are spiritual are not attention getters so the readership would be less, but I keep writing what I enjoy because it inspires my creativity in other areas. I agree that we have some outstanding writers here in Hubpages, and I am very glad I am part of this community!