Well a couple of years ago,  I answered an ad in the paper that said sales.  Well,  I went down to the address that was given and much to my surprise, it wasn't office supplies,  Avon, Mary Kay, that they were selling......  The Man that interviewed me asked:  Can you talk about sex?................. My response....  Was... well are we talking disappointment?  Cause I have a lot to say on that...... He said no.  What can you say that is sexy?..............  Hmmm.. I thought to myself well sexy isn't something that I have really spent much time on.......  I'll give it a shot.......  "Well.... Let's see what you got stud,  and we'll go from there?..........  Well... really what  are you suppose to say?  Your stuff looks yummy?....  I am not going to be seeing "Stuff" Not that if I did I would be compelled to talk "sexy".   Phone talk is not a special quality I possess.  It is quick and to the point.  So,  I guess it would come out like this.....  " O.K. buddy,  are you ready?  Then Grab your Johnson,  and beat it like it owes you money.  tell me when you are done."   Needless to say,  He told me to keep my current job.  I was not the phone sex type and I was really wanting to make the extra money.  However,  I know my limitations.  I am as sexy as a racoon trapped in a sleeping bag while camping.  Harsh....