Forget Chuck Norris Facts: Pamela Anderson ROCKS!

Chuck Norris Facts have become an internet phenomenon. Inspired by a Saturday Night skit, the Chuck Norris Facts (HUGELY exagerated falsehoods) have been floating around the internet for a couple of years now and have (once again) reared their ugly head with Norris' support of GOP hopeful Mike Huckabee.

Why should Norris get all the praise? There are plenty of people who deserve their own tribute. Ok, there's only one who is that deserving and that person would be Pamela Anderson.

Ok, so her personal issues, love life and health issues aside, Pamela Anderson is one of the most beautiful women on planet earth. This Canadien-born beauty (and Sacha Baron Cohen's love interest in the hit movie, Borat), was born July 1, 1967, and has appeared on countless magazine covers, Playboy pictorials, movies (both Hollywood and home made amateur sex type), sit coms and specials, She still reigns today as one of the "most hit" models on the internet and she deserves more recognition than she gets. So, without further explanation, I am proud to present my original Pamela Anderson Facts page. Please feel free to comment and add your own.

Hope you enjoy them

Pamela Anderson's breasts were used as shelter during Hurricane Katrina.

Doritos uses Pamela Anderson's bikini bottoms to shape their chips.

Pamela Anderson once farted in an elevator full of people. This is how potpourri was created.

Turn off the TV when Pamela Anderson is on? It will never work again!

Scientists agree that if it weren't for the fact that Pamela Anderson's breasts are so perfectly balanced, the entire earth would be wiped out by a giant tsunami.

Pamela Anderson alone is responsible for global warming.

Guys are not considered homosexual for admiring Tommy Lee's penis, only because it has been in Pamela Anderson many, many times.

In an emergency, Pamela Anderson may be used as a flotation device.

Pamela Anderson, not Viagra, is responsible for erections lasting longer than 4 hours.

Pamela Anderson cures erectile dysfunction.

Osama Bin Laden is hiding inside Pamela Anderson's cleavage.

When President Bush wants to end the war on terror, he will drop Pamela Anderson's breasts on Afghanistan.

Pamela Anderson does not have nipples. Instead, she was born with one 50 ct. diamond on each breast.

You think of Pamela Anderson 24 hours per day. She has never thought of you once.

Contrary to popular belief, Pamela Anderson does not sleep with rock stars. She has sex with rock stars, but sleeps alone.

The #1 trendy drink is not the martini. It is Pamela Anderson's bathwater.

Pamela Anderson is so hot, all her neighbors within 20 miles have year round tans.

Pamela Anderson once bumped into Michelle Pfeiffer in Hawaii. The resulting heat triggered every volcano, sinking the entire island. Pamela then gave Michelle mouth to mouth naked and they both swam to California.

Chuck Norris was rejected by Pamela Anderson, causing Chuck to turn gay and join the cast of Rent.

Mr.T pities himself for not being able to sleep with Pamela Anderson.

Scope Mouthwash is flavored with Pamela Anderson's morning breath.

Terrorists now have a choice. 72 virgins after they die, or 1 night with Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson once had a bowel movement in Vermont. We now call this Ben & Jerry's Mint Chocolate Chunk.

Each time Pamela Anderson pees, she bottles it and sells it as perfume at $400 per oz.

Pamela Anderson fills her bath tub with iced water, so she doesn't burn herself while bathing.

A gay doberman once humped Pamela Anderson's leg and immediately studded himself out to 30 bitches, producing over 200 kick ass offspring.

Chuck Norris once pinched Pamela Anderson's ass and broke his fingers due to the firmness.

Pamela Anderson is the only woman that Elton John will have sex with

Hugh Hefner wanted to turn Playboy Magazine into Pamela Magazine. Pamela refused, because she felt bad that ugly models wouldn't be able to find work.

Eve was created using a rib from Adam. Pamela Anderson was created using sugar and spice, an ounce of purple haze marijuana, a bottle of Absolut, and three lines of great coke.

When Pamela walks into Wal-Mart, tampon boxes shout, "Pick me, pick me!