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By breakfastpop


Save The Children

Good morning fellow breakfastpoppers. Today is Fairy Tale Friday, November 6, in the year 2009. We have much to discuss today, because our Kingdom is in grave danger. Our children have been targeted by the powers that be and before they become stangers in our lives we have to save them.

Let us prepare a symbolic breakfast of Peaches n' Cream Freedom Toast and head for a secluded part of the forest. Please leave the children at home, and above all do not, I repeat, do not tell them where you are going! I'll explain later.

Let us now prepare our repast. You will need 12 slices of white bread (remove the crusts), 3 eggs (don't even tell the chickens where you are going), 2 cups half & half, 1/2 cup sugar and 1 teaspoon vanilla. The following ingredients are for the filling, 8 ounces of softened cream cheese, 1/4 cup sugar, 1 egg, 1 teaspoon vanilla and 3 fresh peaches or one 16-ounce can of drained peach halves (what's a can, anyway?)

Arrange half of the bread slices in a greased baking dish. In a bowl, beat eggs, half & half, sugar and vanilla. In another bowl, beat together all filling ingredients except for the peaches. Set aside. Pour 1/2 of the egg and half & half mixture on bread. Pour all of the filling on top and spread evenly. Cut peach halves into slices and place over filling. Arrange remaining bread over filling and peaches and pour the rest of the egg mixture on top. Cover with foil and place in refrigerator overnight.

Grab something else to eat for now and get ready to head for the woods. When morning comes, you will heat your hearth to 350 degrees. Let the toast sit at room temperature for 30 minutes and then bake for 30 minutes covered. Uncover and bake for 40 minutes longer. Hopefully, by tomorrow morning we will have a reason to celebrate.

To the woods:

My dear friends and neighbors, our beloved children are slowly being brainwashed by the forces of evil in the Kingdom. On behalf of King Teleprompter, teachers are forcing our young to sing the King's praises and exalt his accomplishments. We have been left out of the picture completely and deliberately kept in the dark. The children are spending most of their time in school singing and chanting and by the time they return home to us, they are dazed and too tired to play outside. My own 13 kid's can be heard muttering, "hail to the King, hail to the man, if he says we can, then we know we can". They repeat this kind of thing while brushing their teeth, milking the cows and feeding the chickens. It is horrifying. I hear them singing in their sleep and I fear that all is lost. We must bring our children back from the brink and de-program them.

We do not worship our leaders in this Kingdom. We respect them and if they do a good job, we vote them in again. If they fail us, we kick their sorry arses to the curb. That is what freedom is all about. We do not bow before our King, our King works for us. Now to get this message across to our young, I do believe we need the help of a good witch.

I have taken the liberty of engaging the services of Good Witch Bachmann. She will prepare a delicious potion that you can slip into the Freedom Toast we prepared this morning. Before baking, just add the potion to the pan. Invite your children to partake of this delectable breakfast and send them off to school secure in the knowledge that they will stand tall in the face of indoctrination and refuse to act like sheep.

All in favor say "Aye".

The "Ayes" have it.

Until we meet agin...POP...

The End.

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Lily Rose profile image

Lily Rose  says:
2 weeks ago

Wonderful tale, Pop! I'm so glad that my daughters are not yet in school. I hope by the time they do start school our Kingdom will have a new leader!

SimeyC profile image

SimeyC  says:
2 weeks ago

Wow, wonderful food and a scary tale.....great stuff..LOL....do I detect just a hint of politics in there? nahhhh!

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear Lily,

If our Kingdom doesn't get a new leader soon, we will all be in trouble. Enjoy the Freedom Toast tomorrow and have a great week-end!

Pamela99 profile image

Pamela99  says:
2 weeks ago

Good morning Pop, Thanks for planning my Sat. morning breakfast. Children being indoctrinated is the most heinous of acts. Their minds are like sponges and they are very impressionable. If my children were still that young, I think I would make some hard decisions to be able to home school them, or maybe work two jobs to put them in a private school. This is a very important hub. keep up the good work

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear SimeyC,

Welcome to breakfastpop. Are you a breakfastpopper yet?

Thanks for the nice words. As for me inserting politics into my tale, never!

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear Pamela,

Thanks so much for stopping in. If my children were still that young, I would create such a stink, my voice would be heard round the world. Have a great week-end and enjoy your Freedom Toast, while we can still use that word!

taxlarry  says:
2 weeks ago

A wonderful fairy tale. We can't have our childreth indoctrinated any furthereth. They are ours; they do not belongeth to the king or the kingdom. Let freedom ring, let freedom ring. P.S. Can we meeteth somewhere elseth other than the foresteth? Every time we goeth into the foresteth, I feel I am lithping. And ants are still following me from last month. How about the old Inn? INNKEEPER........

Tom Whitworth profile image

Tom Whitworth  says:
2 weeks ago

pop,

Good Witch Bachmann held a huge gathering yesterday in the Capital of the Kingdom. She must have used her potion on the gathered crowd. They were not buying the propaganda of King Teleprompter.

I hear King Teleprompter is anouncing a Middle Class bailout this morning. He is extending unemployment insurance for 13 weeks. He is clueless as to how to stimulate the private sector.

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear taxlarry,

Oh my, I am so sorryeth. I forgoteth how much anteths loveth you! By the wayeth you are litthping. Okayeth then, next time we will meet at the Inn. Don't bringeth any ants witheth you!

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear Tom,

The Good Witch Bachmann certainly did use her potion yesterday. Maybe she could slip a little into Obama's Wheaties, so that he could get over himself!

Hmrjmr1 profile image

Hmrjmr1  says:
2 weeks ago

Bpop- And so it goes.... The forces of Good Witch Bachmann and Warlock Standupforyourrights Have held a party and the tea has flowed black and strong in the city of camel lots DC. The hue and cry has gone forth via the foxiest of messengers and reached the good folk of Virginia Shire and New Jersey Towne. Yet still the Dark Witch Pelosi cries "I'll get you my Pretty!" as she mumbles unintelligible incantations over the dark book HR 3296.

We must see if the New incantations can hold this weekend may tell the tale, so all be vigilant and stay on the path ne'er but moss and poison ivy grow on the left! See ya at the Inn BPOP on Mon! The first round will be on ME as we toast in Victory!

jiberish profile image

jiberish  says:
2 weeks ago

Good Morning, This endoctrination has to stop now, I'm about to be a grandmother in a few days, and I will dress his as a radish to protect him if I have to. I hope you don't mind, but here is a link to 11 videos of what the children are doing in school, it is sickening. The children sing, Obamala sings, why the heck is everyone singing? It's friday, the jobless rate is over 10%, 18% in Michigan. I'm really not in the mood to sing, but I'm heading for the bar, I may get in the mood later. Have a great week-end all.

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jjmnolte/2009/11

50 Caliber profile image

50 Caliber  says:
2 weeks ago

I'm short of any witted response to what they do to the children. Expect expediency in these and all actions to come.

Revelations 12:12 Therefore rejoice, O heavens, and you who dwell in them! Woe to the inhabitants of the earth and the sea! For the devil has come down to you, having great wrath, because he knows that he has a short time.”

Comrade barry is a 1 term disaster, and knows he must inflict as much damage as possible, quickly.

readytoescape profile image

readytoescape  says:
2 weeks ago

Great Tale Pop,

So correct are you our children should not be forced to sing the praises of our leaders but only be taught how our Governmental system works. The only songs that should be sung are those dedicated to the greatness of this country or perhaps even a historical figure or event.

Just as disturbing as the left’s maniacal indoctrination practices was a video I saw last night of children singing a song about the present and future tax burden. Kids should be left to be kids, and as they become adolescents be schooled in political awareness by their parents and no others.

On a separate note, but relating to children, actually one child. I know a lot of the readers of your hubs do not visit the forums often but this forum thread is worthy of a visit. Please check it out, its titled “A Dying Child Last Wishes”

http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/26349

It broke my heart.

partisan patriot  says:
2 weeks ago

Pop

We left the Fairy Tale Forrest with this bunch several months ago. Now we find ourselves squarely in the middle of Edgar Allen Poe’s Haunted Castle with Vincent Price as our guide. He’s already led our economy into the Rue Morgue and our jobs are currently strapped to the Pendulum Table in the dungeon with the Razor Sharp Blade swinging back and forth slowly above them, each month being lowered enough to slice off another couple of percentage points.

Wait if you listen carefully you’ll hear above all the screaming voices coming from the music room; Barrack Hussein Obama Mmmm-Mmm-Mm!

Bail Up ! profile image

Bail Up !  says:
2 weeks ago

Just wanted to make sure my vote was counted "Aye"

btw jiberish, I viewed the youtube link most of the videos have been removed now but still a few good ones

Hail to the King

jiberish profile image

jiberish  says:
2 weeks ago

The Link I posted loads a little slow, but all should be there. They have the lyrics listed, those are scary enough.

Pino Krisio  says:
2 weeks ago

POP:

Another great fairy tale - or is it a fairy tale?

Our children should not be "worshiping" our president, and you are correct that they are being brainwashed. A lot of that comes directly from the teacher, and his/her politics do not belong in any classroom.

Taxlarry, I agree with you - we need to meet at the Inn on Friday mornings gives me a start for the weekend.- It must be noon somewhere!

See you later at the Inn. Save me a seat...

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear Hmrjmr,

Great tale, pure poetry. I will be there Monday and the next round will be on me. Have a great week-end!

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear jiberih,

I saw those scary videos. They were so chilling to watch that they "inspired" my fairy tale. This is utter madness. By the time your new grandchild nears school age Obama and his kind will be history! On a happier note, you must be so excited. Good luck to your daughter and new baby. Keep me posted!

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear 50 caliber,

So it is written, so it is said....

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear readytoescape,

Wise words that have fallen on deaf ears in so many parts of our country. This madness has to stop. Where is the outrage on the part of the parents? I will check out that link. Have a great week-end. Come for breakfast Monday...

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear partisan,

What a chilling and compelling tale you weave! You have painted an amazing portrait of our current state of affairs. I too hear the singing, Mmmm,Mmmm, Mmmm,.... Have a great week-end and get the song out of your head. See you Monday!

Putz Ballard profile image

Putz Ballard  says:
2 weeks ago

Love the Peaches and Cream

cast my "Aye".

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear Bail Up,

Welcome to breakfastpop! Of course your vote is counted. Come to breakfast Monday and have a great week-end.

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear Pino,

What a scary web of insanity Obama is weaving. I'll be at the bar, no question about it. Have a great week-end...

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear Robert,

Your "aye" has been cast and duly noted. Enjoy today's breakfast tomorrow!! Have a great week-end...

greatAmerican profile image

greatAmerican  says:
2 weeks ago

Aye, Aye,,

Ok if I vote twice?

How about a new Obama song for the kiddies,,

Aye Aye Aye

Barack Hussein Obama

He says the "Fox News" is not so fair

His diversity CZAR wants them off the air

AYE AYE AYE

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear greatAmerican,

Of course it's OK to vote twice! I love the new song. It has great lyrics and you can dance to it. Have a great week-end greatAmerican...

nicomp profile image

nicomp  says:
2 weeks ago

Good fresh conservative Freedom Toast! Yum.

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

DEar nicomp,

Glad you enjoyed the taste of "freedom".

Kebennett1 profile image

Kebennett1  says:
2 weeks ago

When you find leaders in History whose names are praised and they are sung and chanted too, you find them in the same infamous and heinous category as Adolph Hitler and Mao Tse Tung. This is getting serious and very frightening. No witch can offer us salvation, only God! It's time we pray for a united strength, and the courage to impeach President Barak Hussein Obama, this man of the devil, from the office of the Presidency, before WE end up suffering massive extermination!

I'm sorry I offer no poetry today, but only a disquieted spirit and heart that speaks the simple truth and a call to unite!

DanDnAZ profile image

DanDnAZ  says:
2 weeks ago

Pop,

Great tale!!! To once again remind everyone that the Government is from the people to the leaders, not from the leaders to the people. See:

http://hubpages.com/hub/pledgeofalliengenceintent

thanks readytoescape.

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear Kebennett,

It may not be poetry but your writing is eloquent and heartfelt. I am sickened by this horrifying display of misplaced allegiance. We have loyalty to our country not to a leader. No wonder Obama and those he surrounds himself with look to Chavez and Mao for inspiration.

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear Dan,

Thanks for stopping by. Your breakfast should be ready tomorrow! Tell Obama the way it's supposed to be, because he has it backwards.

eovery profile image

eovery  says:
2 weeks ago

Great as always.

Keep on hubbing!

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear eovery,

Thanks so much. Hope you tried the recipe, it should be edible by the morning!

vrajavala profile image

vrajavala  says:
2 weeks ago

we're homeschooling. Hope they don't make that illegal like they did in California and Germany.

breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop  says:
2 weeks ago

Dear vrajavala,

Hope for the best!

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dianacharles  says:
8 days ago

Wow....I came in here just to see if I could see your hubs and stopped to read. I am an instant fan........ will be back to read more.

Indoctrination...ugh........

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