Fun Animal Haiku

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By jimmythejock




Just for Fun

Haiku is really not one of my strong points and the format may be slightly off some of the time, PLEASE don't try to look too deep into them either, because in true jimmythejock style they are purely for fun.

Frog

Frog sits alone on a fallen tree

Visually impaired

Frog on a log in the fog.

Zebra

Zebra runs fear on her face

Losing weight

Horizontal stripes make her look fat

Dog

I love to play and run free

There's a tree

Its time to lift my leg weeeeeeeee

Cats

Sleeping by the fire

Not a care in the world

I hate cats (jealousy)

Donkey

Showing off to the ladies

Falls off the wall

Making an ass of himself



My Muse

http://hubpages.com/profile/Poetic+Muse inspired me to write some animal Haiku from this hub she published recently http://hubpages.com/hub/Aarvark-Haiku.

i had fun writing these give it a try, post your funny animal haiku in the comments box below


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Zsuzsy Bee profile image

Zsuzsy Bee  says:
8 months ago

Jimmy! As I told Wajay about his poetry! These Hubpages are getting filled with culture,culture and more culture. You just never know what you'll come across...

I just love your fun HUB

regards Zsuzsy

Zach S. profile image

Zach S.  says:
8 months ago

*in the traditional 5 7 5 structure of course. :-)

Lie there my best friend

Fatigued from licking yourself

Gross, Fido farted

jimmythejock profile image

jimmythejock  says:
8 months ago

hahaha nice one Zach S. thanks for sharing.....jimmy

MrMarmalade profile image

MrMarmalade  says:
8 months ago

You do wax elegantly and they appear to be spontaneous.

Oh How I wish.

Thank you

protjack profile image

protjack  says:
8 months ago

Thanks :)

William F. Torpey profile image

William F. Torpey  says:
8 months ago

Funny. I learn something new every day.

Isabella Snow profile image

Isabella Snow  says:
7 months ago

Very cute!

Detroit  says:
7 months ago

Hilarious and fun to read.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
7 months ago

roflmao! Jimmy, you outdid yourself. The first two were my favorites... great alliteration especially in such a short poem 'frog on a log in a fog'. Perfection.

And the horizontal stripe thing - apt note on fashion commentz. too funny~

:) :) :)

ChrisSnil profile image

ChrisSnil  says:
3 months ago

Haha! These are great, helped bring a smile :)

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