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Fun Times with Sleepwalkers

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By mayhmong


Look ma, a real scorpion!
Look ma, a real scorpion!
Wrong intruder!
Wrong intruder!

Phew! Just a dream!

Funny, I had never sleep walk before...not that I know of yet? No wait, I did had a dream that there was a black scorpion on the livingroom floor coming to get me! I hopped on to the couch, but the scorpion climbed up there, and just when he was about to stabbed me with his poisonous sting, I dodged it by jumping over it quick! Boomed! I landed on my own bedroom floor and almost made a mad dash to my closet until I realized that it was just a dream?! Man, glad that I landed on my butt with a bruise and not my hip!? (Well, if I broke a hip at this age it'll be too weird considering I'm almost 25) Hmmm...I don't think that counts as sleep walking but sleep falling, but heck thought it was a good laugh since it did woke my mom up from downstairs.

I'll get you my pretty!

I also heard that one of my cousin was having trouble sleepwalking around the house. My uncle panics that night when he heard the front door slammed shut. He thought that there was an intruder in the house?! So he grabs his shot gun that he used to hunt deers with, and went to investigate. When he saw that the front door was left wide open with the screen door still swinging as if someone just took off with some vaulables. So he ran out there and saw a man in his pajamas, wondering in their front yard. He kicks the guy down, and kicks him to the side, and before pulling the trigger, he stops and backs up. Why, that was no intruder but was his own son?! ....okay, the sleepwalking and gun part was true, but I thought I add some juice to the story of him kicking his son silly. :P

I gotta potty!

Last but not least, the most unforgettable sleepwalker happens to be my younger sister. Okay, this occured one night when me, dad, and my brother were watching t.v. My little sis walks pass by us in to the kitchen, not saying a word or anything. All was quiet, until my brother burst out laughing. He was laughing and pointing at the kitchen. I looked and was in shocked to see that our little sis had her pants down and sat on top of the trash can, as if it was the toilet?! My dad was like, what's going on?! So he hollars at my sister to go use the real toilet. She probably figured out that she just sat on the trash can and was trying to get out, but was stuck?! So my dad had to go helped her get out and lead her to use the bathroom. Then all was calm again, until my brother cracks up again and points at the bathroom. We looked and saw my lil sis, jumping to the right, up and down trying to reach with her arms to cut the light switch off, when the real one was on the left. It wasn't funny to me cuz I was so confused as a child as to why she act that way, but now I understood better.

Sleepwalking people can be pretty hilarious at times, but also dangerous. Some people had dreams that their house was on fire. So they try to do the most logic thing, by jumping out of their own window! There were reports of individuals actually being violence or worse, murder while sleepwalking?! The causes of sleepwalking could be due to stress, mental, or taking some type of medication.

If you have a good sleepwalking experience or know of one, please feel free to gimme a hollar!


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sukkran profile image

sukkran  says:
9 months ago

great interesting funny article. i love it.

goldentoad profile image

goldentoad  says:
9 months ago

fun read. I had a girl over one time and when we were asleep, she woke up started talking and I was like "huh?"

She then got up started talking to the wall, then she walked to my closet and went pee.

I'm not lying.

I brought her back to the bed and had no clue in the morning, but I didn't tell her that she peed in my closet, that probably would have freaked her out, more than me having to see it happen.

mayhmong profile image

mayhmong  says:
9 months ago

LOL Do you still have her over at your house?

goldentoad profile image

goldentoad  says:
9 months ago

Naw, I only hooked up with her a few times, many years ago.

k@ri profile image

k@ri  says:
9 months ago

My younger sister used to sleep talk. We shared a room and she would often start mumbling in her dreams. I would then start a conversation with her. She would get so mad at me when I told her the next day! I would be able to talk to her for 5-10 minutes before I got bored.

Laughing Mom profile image

Laughing Mom  says:
9 months ago

k@ri, that's funny! Did you ever find out anything good?

GT--I'd be MORTIFIED!!!!

What a great hub, mayhmong!! The fire thing would give you a good reason to make sure your bedrooms were on the ground floor!

mayhmong profile image

mayhmong  says:
9 months ago

If I were you K@ri, I would've video taped your sister talking in her sleep! It'll give you a piece of backup if she do you wrong. hehe

sheenarobins profile image

sheenarobins  says:
8 months ago

Hahahah. goldentoad thats funny. Very gentlemen. Saving her from her most embarrasing moment...so what's her name? hahahaha

mayhmong profile image

mayhmong  says:
8 months ago

Definetely not me! Could of been my sis? nah, j/k.

SweetiePie profile image

SweetiePie  says:
7 months ago

My dad did break his leg when he fell down the stairs sleep walking, so you are right it can be dangerous. Also, I did a little research and I find out their is usually a genetic link to sleepwalking, so if your parents do it you are more likely to be a sleep walker too!

mayhmong profile image

mayhmong  says:
7 months ago

I don't recall anyone else in the family sleepwalks other than that one particular sister. Who can forget seeing her use the wrong toilet!?

SweetiePie profile image

SweetiePie  says:
7 months ago

That is funny about the wrong toilet. You are lucky no one else in your family sleep walks because my dad and I have done it quite a few times. I just hope I never fall down the stairs like he did. It sounds funny, but no so much because he broke his leg.

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