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COOL Funny sayings


 Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open. funny cool sayings for your profile by Cool Pickup

 Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have. cool quotes

 Clothes make the man sweet sayings by me

 Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! cute saying about funny sayings for your profile

 Believe those who are seeking truth, doubt those who find it.~Andre' Gide sweet quotations about Proverbs

 Why are haemorrhoids called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'? cool sayings on Question

 He's as fast as the Lead Cat in a dog sled Team cool sayings for your profile by Socio

 I envy your lipstick. cool quote about Pickup Lines

 Black holes are where God divided by zero. sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

 If you don't like the news, go out and make some. cute saying about cool sayings for your profile

 Marriage is Grand, Divorce is twenty Grand. sweet quotations about Love

 A wishbone has never taken place of a backbone. cool sayings on Thinking

 I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back. cool sayings for your profile by Cool Pickup

 You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. cool quote about One liner

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Uriel  says:
2 months ago

SWEEEEEEEEEEEET very nice :D i love this the best "Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have"

When a friend got married i gave her this one: Marriage is not a word......it is a sentence......a life sentence!!"

Loved it :D

Tennis Ball  says:
2 months ago

Those are sooooooooooo awesome i liked this one:

I let my mind wander, it never came back

this is a cool one:

It's not raining..... the sky is leaking...DUH!!!!!!!

GREAT!!!!!! :D

Ainsley Mae  says:
2 weeks ago

here's one i thought of When life gives u lemanade u make APPLE JUICE!!!!!!!!WHOO HOWW!!!

Kevin  says:
10 days ago

heres one, what do u do when life hands u lemons? u chuck them at ur sister!

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