This hub was a struggle, easy in principle, time consuming in practice. And why? Because golfers just are not normally funny, in fact judging by my endeavours they can be just plain boring. Luckily, the 25 funny golf quotes that I did find are damn funny! So with no further delay, I hereby now present to you '25 Funny Golf Quotes'.

1. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman

2. "You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work." - Lee Trevino

3. "I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced." - Lee Trevino

4. "The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life." - Chi Chi Rodriquez

5. "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." - Tiger Woods

6. "I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot." - Don Adams

7. "To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It's unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometimes" - Colin Montgomerie

8. "Pressure is playing for $10 when you don't have a dime in your pocket." - Lee Trevino

9. "Some have psychologists, some have sportologists, I smoke." - Angel Cabrera

10. "After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four." - Simon Hobday

11. "Golf is a game in which a ball - one and a half inches in diameter - is placed on a ball - 8,000 miles in diameter. The object being to hit the small ball but not the larger." - John Cunningham

12. "Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with the big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her." - Val Doonican

13. "Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it." - Ted Ray

14."If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death." - Sam Snead

15. "My goal this year is basically to find the fairways." - Lauri Paterson

16. "I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators." - Gerald Ford

17. "Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf... and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf." - Jack Benny

18. "It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." - Hank Aaron

19. "These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." - Sam Snead

20. "Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." - Jimmy Demaret

21. "The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing." - Phyllis Diller

22. "I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?" - Babe Ruth

23."Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five." - John Updike

24. "After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

25. "Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with the big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her." - Val Doonican