Funny News Articles

Real life is better than the cartoons...

Sometimes real life is simply better than all those cartoons you see that are quite funny in themselves. This Hub contains some of the funniest articles I've seen plus up-to-the-minute feeds from my favourite funny news sources.

Teacher suspended for 'touching boy's arm'

According to the Daily Express...

A 67-year-old teacher who has been teaching for over 50 years has been banned from teaching because she touched a nine-year-old boy's arm. More on that story here.

Sister kicks brother's genitals

This is what makes news in north-west Florida:

A north-west Floridian woman aged 19 has been charged with domestic battery after kicking her brother in the genitals. 'The brother said she scratched him, too.' (NWFdailynews.com)

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