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Funny Pictures: Absurd Signs 4

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By Satori

Part four of our ongoing series of absurd signs of the times.

They must've rented a public storage unit for it all now.
They must've rented a public storage unit for it all now.

It's nice that former Fox News media are still getting work these days.
It's nice that former Fox News media are still getting work these days.
It's always the little things that ruin my vacations.
It's always the little things that ruin my vacations.
There's nothing quite like the charm of the tiny town of Scranton...
There's nothing quite like the charm of the tiny town of Scranton...
Because the last thing you want is a rogue flock of self-reliant, survivalist Jungle Sheep.
Because the last thing you want is a rogue flock of self-reliant, survivalist Jungle Sheep.
Well, we could do a lot worse.
Well, we could do a lot worse.
Must be a non-union town.
Must be a non-union town.
"Vikings Please Use Side Entrance"
"Vikings Please Use Side Entrance"
Behold.  Mellow gutter punks.
Behold. Mellow gutter punks.
Chinese signs are always so informative.
Chinese signs are always so informative.
"Well... they'll set you back a little more, but you get what you pay for."
"Well... they'll set you back a little more, but you get what you pay for."
[Citation Needed]
[Citation Needed]
"Won't someone PLEASE think of the sheep?"
"Won't someone PLEASE think of the sheep?"
If you need a sign like this, how did you manage to pass your driving exam?
If you need a sign like this, how did you manage to pass your driving exam?
I have always suspected this.
I have always suspected this.
Must be a trendy politicians' hangout.
Must be a trendy politicians' hangout.
All this convenience food is getting out of control.
All this convenience food is getting out of control.
They're corporate attorneys.  It's not a metaphor.
They're corporate attorneys. It's not a metaphor.
"Let's see... the brochure says, 'Cozy dining in an intimate family atmosphere'.  Let's try it, honey."
"Let's see... the brochure says, 'Cozy dining in an intimate family atmosphere'. Let's try it, honey."

That's it for now! If you have any funny sign pictures you'd like to submit, that:

  • are non-offensive
  • you think many people would enjoy, and
  • aren't owned by another website (check for a logo on the image)

Feel free to submit a link to me, either in the comments area or by e-mail through my Contact link, and I'll consider adding it! Hope you enjoyed these!


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