1) Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
' DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU '
tabhi wife zorse chillayi.....
CHAKAA.....!

2) Teacher: KG class ke bachhe se
1 se 20 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

3) Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

4) Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay hosh

5) Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

6) Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye....

Sardar: Lekin Doctor sab Boil karne se bacha mar tou nahi jaye ga.....

7) Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,

but

Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!