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By bgamall


Hubbers Know About Funny Sex!

There are a lot of humor sex hubs here at Hubpages. Bookmark this hub right now if you want an ongoing laugh! It is amazing what these hubbers come up with. They say humor is tougher than drama and we have some humor Kings and Queens right here. Our hubbers offer funny jokes, funny pics and videos. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: This hub is a list of great hubs but does not amount to a recommendation of any of the activities found here! (As he blushes)

Funny Jokes: 1. "I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there." Ursula Andress and 2.A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." Mignon McLaughlin and both found at the hub Funny-Sexy-Quotes.

I hope you visit my hub "Sex and Debt" because it is a funny plea to females in relationships to show a little more passion in their love lives. It isn't that they aren't passionate in the moment, it is just that there aren't enough moments, lol. Anyway, if you want a real laugh check out Sex and Debt.



Funny Sex Toys? A You Tuber with Too Much Time on His Hands!

Funny Sexy in the News

  • Funny hat fundraiser for Parade of LightsSonoma West Times & News7 hours ago

    LIDS FOR A GOOD CAUSE — Organizers of Guerneville’s Parade of Lights put on a “crazy hat” contest that took place at Buck’s Restaurant in Guerneville on Friday night. Prizes were awarded for several categories, including crazy, sexy, and elegant. Beth Rudometkin from Community First Credit Union, who will give away a $500 savings bond to the Prince/Princess contest winner, looked resplendent in ...

  • Comedy Web Series Safety Geeks Releases a Sexy Funny Safety Slogan CalendarPR.com2 days ago

    The 2010 Safety Geeks: SVI Safety Pin-Up Calendar from the hit comedy web series goes on sale today at Lulu.com. It is a first product to be released in connection with the KoldCast sponsored show and is offered as fun spoof of safety slogans and posters for the new year. [PR.com - November 26, 2009]

  • Theater Listings: Nov. 27 â Dec. 3New York Times35 hours ago

    Selective listings from theater critics of The New York Times.

  • Deck the HallsNorth Bay Bohemian15 hours ago

    Is that great champion of Christmas, Charles Dickens, once wrote, "Time was with most of us, when Christmas Day, encircling all our limited world like a magic ring, left nothing out for us to miss or seek."

  • Life & StyleEvening Standard20 hours ago

    Vanessa Paradis can't resist Christmas. We kind of go overboard,' she admits. I'd like to say we aren't materialistic, but, you know, all those presents round the tree, those colours, that magical sight – you want that for your kids. We do tend to want to make it… spectacular.'

  • Miss dEdmonton wants to scare up a ton of Halloween funCHCA News20 hours ago

    Edmonton's reigning damsel of the dead, Joey Tramer, isn't all horror, all the time.

Tell Us Your Funny Sex Story!

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Cris A profile image

Cris A  says:
10 months ago

wow rounding off these hubs must have made you sort of an expert on funny sex! :D

bgamall profile image

bgamall  says:
10 months ago

Lol, I will take that as a complement. Funny sex expert. Is Dr Phil a funny sex expert too? Or is he a funny guy who is a sex expert?

goldentoad profile image

goldentoad  says:
10 months ago

I'm a world class lover. I don't have funny sex stories.

bgamall profile image

bgamall  says:
10 months ago

Lol, world class.

You have some funny sex stories but they are too embarrassing to mention, I bet. And not only that, your girlfriends down the ages probably have a few stories as well. And you live in LA. Something funny has had to happen to you over the years living in LA!

Correen profile image

Correen  says:
10 months ago

You are just full of mischeif on here :)

bgamall profile image

bgamall  says:
10 months ago

You caught me Correen. Lol.

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
10 months ago

Grins! Lots of grins!

bgamall profile image

bgamall  says:
10 months ago

Thanks Tom, just a little humor for tough times!

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
10 months ago

Funny, I just finished writing about the tough times. I've been out of work a long time. I still love to laugh though! Thanks!

Joe Sellers profile image

Joe Sellers  says:
8 months ago

Great job on this hub! It is always good to start the day with a laugh. Thanks!

bgamall profile image

bgamall  says:
8 months ago

We have some funny and creative hubbers out there! Glad you enjoyed it.

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds  says:
3 months ago

Here's one from a recent New Yorker.

A guy walked up to the movie theater ticket counter and asked for two tickets.

The ticket seller asked why, since he was alone, he wanted two tickets.

The man replied "One for me and one for my pet parrot.

The ticket seller said "Sorry, sir. We don't allow parrots or other pets in the theater."

The man left, went around the corner, stuffed the parrot in his pants, returned and bought one ticket and went into the theater where he sat next to two women. Soon the parrot got a bit warm and restless so the man unzipped his pants and let the parrot stick his head out.

The woman sitting next to the man elbowed her friend and said "The guy next to me just unzipped." To which her friend replied "No big deal. Seen one seen 'em all."

The first woman then said "But this one's eating my popcorn!"

bgamall profile image

bgamall  says:
3 months ago

Ha thats funny Ralph.

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