Funny Sex
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There are a lot of humor sex hubs here at Hubpages. Bookmark this hub right now if you want an ongoing laugh! It is amazing what these hubbers come up with. They say humor is tougher than drama and we have some humor Kings and Queens right here. Our hubbers offer funny jokes, funny pics and videos. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: This hub is a list of great hubs but does not amount to a recommendation of any of the activities found here! (As he blushes)
Funny Jokes: 1. "I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there." Ursula Andress and 2.A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." Mignon McLaughlin and both found at the hub Funny-Sexy-Quotes.
I hope you visit my hub "Sex and Debt" because it is a funny plea to females in relationships to show a little more passion in their love lives. It isn't that they aren't passionate in the moment, it is just that there aren't enough moments, lol. Anyway, if you want a real laugh check out Sex and Debt.
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Politically Incorrect Blond, Brunette And Redhead Jokes: Funny Jokes For Adult Folks. A Politicsisfun.Com Humor Gourmet Dessert.
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Politically Incorrect Female Chauvinist Jokes About Men: A Funny Joke Book For Women Featuring Humor Both Clean And Adult About Men.
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Funny Sex Hubs
- A Visit to the Topless Coffee Bar in Vassalboro ME
Saturday at 3 in the afternoon I walked into the "lobby" of the Topless Coffee Bar in Vassalboro Maine. I looked to my left and there stood a girl of about 22, tan, topless and smiling. I turned to my friend,... - Sex and Debt
This is funny. Trust me. But there are good lessons here as well. Sex and debt are two subjects that most don't want to think about at the very same time. That is correct right? I first looked at this... - Funny Sexy Quotes
Laughter is one of the best aphrodisiacs so enjoy my collection of favourite sexy and funny quotes. Most of them are anonymous; some of them have been used countless times in films and greeting cards. The... - How not to find a mail order bride
I am edging towards 40, single, in debt, and losing hair at an alarming rate.I can't afford an American woman. Not emotionally nor financially am I able to satisfy a woman of this culture so therefore I have... - The Important Questions: More Funny HubPages Requests
The world is full of silly, silly people. At least, that's the nice way to say it. There are also many people who strike me as funny, though I'm sure it's unintentional. These people abound on the internet.... - How to make your stripper girlfriend presentable to your family
So you've found The One? while tipping a 5$? You won't find this in Maxim magazine. Playboy won't tell you how to do this.!So your new girlfriend is a stripper, dancer, exotic entertainer, circus freak or whatever you may want to call it. How do you - Funny stories about couples (continuation)
After finishing the first "Funny stories about couples" hub I realize there were so many funny jokes with couples that it was mandatory to make another one. So here it is and I hope you like it at least as... - Cardio Striptease
Cardio striptease is a low impact aerobic workout that uses striptease moves. Between aerobics and a sensual yoga it is the routine that will not only work out your body but also your self confidence and sex appeal. - More Frank Observations from an Acrimonious Asexual
Asexuality - even forgotten by the Kinsey Scale! (Asexuals being catergorized merely as "X" in the initial research papers.)It was in the wee morning hours that I found myself talking on the phone with a... - A Misanthropic Asexual's Veiws on Dating
Although watching the world's dating rituals has brought me endless hours of entertainment I can't say I get it. It seems like too much work to me, with too little chance of success. Then again I might just... - 4 ways to make your girlfriend or wife a wonderful woman
Need to know how to improve your sex life, your relationship or be left alone to watch UFC reruns? There are volumes of womens magazine that give tips and advice on relationships and love. Most of this advice is geared towards changing the man rather - Dispelling Common Myths about Asexuality
During my life I have run into a lot of people who are completely perplexed by me and it seems a lot of them think along the same mistaken lines when it comes to the topic of asexuality. I have decided to... - Best Funny SMS qoutes - Real Funny
Enjoy life with your cellphone, one way to put a smile in someone's face is through jokes and humorous messages, cellphone is one way to make someone smile send them now with funny sms qoutes. Make their day... - Pole Dancing Classes to make women sexier ? maybe...
A funny satire about stripper classes , pole dancing for fitness. - My Experience With Gays
I have a little story to tell. I was in San Luis Obispo, California in the mid 80's with my family. The kids were somewhere else, and my wife and I were cruising the little shopping mall/hotel complex off... - How to striptease
This is dedicated to all the playful lovers who wish to spice up their intimate life. To all women in their 30s and 40s who want to try something new to spice up their relationship. As a mother of two I... - My trip to the free clinic. No STD's but my pride was inflammed
I have only had an official sexually transmitted disease check up once in my life. It was not a willing visit rather a requirement by a new girlfriend who insisted I get a penile " all clear" before we moved... - The Basics of BDSM
Lots of people have heard of BDSM and "kink", but have never really learned about it or tried it. It's always their friend's-brother's-uncles-co-worker who's told them something about it. Live a little, and discover something that could change your w
Funny Sex Toys? A You Tuber with Too Much Time on His Hands!
My Other Humor Hubs
- Mice Eating Spark Plug Wires
You will get answers here friends. There are many ways to combat this problem of mice eating through your spark plug wires. I am going to tell you what you should do. If I were you I would not use mouse... - Funny OCD Tendencies
Gambling can be a particularly hurtful obsession. Obsessive compulsive disorders are pretty hard to break. They are also difficult to recognize as well. Many people have the usual compulsivity, like... - Fun Hubpages
Fun Hubpages abound, and fun is one of the most valued activities that Hubbers write about. If you need ideas about fun and children's fun you have come to the right place. Not only do we have video fun and... - Practical Jokes
In the 80's my wife and children and myself were visiting Cambria, Ca on the central coast. We were at a buffet, and there was ambrosia in the choice for salads. My wife loves ambrosia. If you read on you...
Funny Sexy in the News
- Funny hat fundraiser for Parade of LightsSonoma West Times & News7 hours ago
LIDS FOR A GOOD CAUSE — Organizers of Guerneville’s Parade of Lights put on a “crazy hat” contest that took place at Buck’s Restaurant in Guerneville on Friday night. Prizes were awarded for several categories, including crazy, sexy, and elegant. Beth Rudometkin from Community First Credit Union, who will give away a $500 savings bond to the Prince/Princess contest winner, looked resplendent in ...
- Comedy Web Series Safety Geeks Releases a Sexy Funny Safety Slogan CalendarPR.com2 days ago
The 2010 Safety Geeks: SVI Safety Pin-Up Calendar from the hit comedy web series goes on sale today at Lulu.com. It is a first product to be released in connection with the KoldCast sponsored show and is offered as fun spoof of safety slogans and posters for the new year. [PR.com - November 26, 2009]
- Theater Listings: Nov. 27 â Dec. 3New York Times35 hours ago
Selective listings from theater critics of The New York Times.
- Deck the HallsNorth Bay Bohemian15 hours ago
Is that great champion of Christmas, Charles Dickens, once wrote, "Time was with most of us, when Christmas Day, encircling all our limited world like a magic ring, left nothing out for us to miss or seek."
- Life & StyleEvening Standard20 hours ago
Vanessa Paradis can't resist Christmas. We kind of go overboard,' she admits. I'd like to say we aren't materialistic, but, you know, all those presents round the tree, those colours, that magical sight – you want that for your kids. We do tend to want to make it… spectacular.'
- Miss dEdmonton wants to scare up a ton of Halloween funCHCA News20 hours ago
Edmonton's reigning damsel of the dead, Joey Tramer, isn't all horror, all the time.
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Tell Us Your Funny Sex Story!
Lol, I will take that as a complement. Funny sex expert. Is Dr Phil a funny sex expert too? Or is he a funny guy who is a sex expert?
I'm a world class lover. I don't have funny sex stories.
Lol, world class.
You have some funny sex stories but they are too embarrassing to mention, I bet. And not only that, your girlfriends down the ages probably have a few stories as well. And you live in LA. Something funny has had to happen to you over the years living in LA!
You are just full of mischeif on here :)
You caught me Correen. Lol.
Grins! Lots of grins!
Thanks Tom, just a little humor for tough times!
Funny, I just finished writing about the tough times. I've been out of work a long time. I still love to laugh though! Thanks!
Great job on this hub! It is always good to start the day with a laugh. Thanks!
We have some funny and creative hubbers out there! Glad you enjoyed it.
Here's one from a recent New Yorker.
A guy walked up to the movie theater ticket counter and asked for two tickets.
The ticket seller asked why, since he was alone, he wanted two tickets.
The man replied "One for me and one for my pet parrot.
The ticket seller said "Sorry, sir. We don't allow parrots or other pets in the theater."
The man left, went around the corner, stuffed the parrot in his pants, returned and bought one ticket and went into the theater where he sat next to two women. Soon the parrot got a bit warm and restless so the man unzipped his pants and let the parrot stick his head out.
The woman sitting next to the man elbowed her friend and said "The guy next to me just unzipped." To which her friend replied "No big deal. Seen one seen 'em all."
The first woman then said "But this one's eating my popcorn!"
Ha thats funny Ralph.
Cris A says:
10 months ago
wow rounding off these hubs must have made you sort of an expert on funny sex! :D