Many of Amazons funny items are not intentionally trying to be funny.These products are often intended to be normal items and usually sell for normal everyday prices. I will list these products as best as I can and include some of the funnier reviews from prior customers. Many of these reviews are very funny so be sure to go to Amazon and check them out.

Food through the mail is still an odd concept to most people. This is especially true when it comes to extremely perishable foods. Perhaps this is why some of these items have gained a definite popularity on Amazon as just being a very big joke.

Fresh Whole Rabbit

A whole fresh three pound dead rabbit delivered right to your door! This rabbit is also a gourmet product produced in the United States. The word gourmet almost makes rabbits sound like an animal you do not see smashed on the side of the road several times a week.The picture is so appetizing this product virtually sells itself!

Product Reviews

• "I'm so glad that you can finally buy fresh whole rabbits, ready to go, right from Amazon! You might think that with the shipping charge, that this is a pricey item, but compared to with what I've been paying at Petco, this is a steal, especially when you consider the prep work that this saves me! If you value your time and your money, you'll order your bunnies online from now on. Delicious and plump, and none of that irksome pre-butchering hopping!"
• "This is one of the finest rabbits I've ever had the pleasure to sink my teeth into. Tender, juicey...almost seemed like I caught it myself. I bought one right at Easter and put him on the back porch with a basket of old broken eggs to scare my daughter..one thing kids like is to be tricked. Afterwards, she was still crying..but we ate the "fried chicken" for lunch anyways...it was awesome!"

Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding

Nothing in the world makes me hungry like the name "Spotted Dick Pudding". This sounds like something that oozes from somebody that has gonorrhea or aka "the clap". Who at the company thought this was a good name for food? What happens if you had this on your shopping list and lost it? I mean could they have not just simply named it sponge cake pudding?

Product Reviews

• "Once you go spotted dick, you don't go back. The texture, the flavor.... just want it all over my face"
• "It didn't remove the spots... Now what am I going to do with all of the sponges I bought"

Tuscan Whole Milk

Apparently milk has became so uncommon and rare it must be purchased over the internet now. Who out there does not love the idea of buying one of the most perishable items in the world through the mail at 20 times the cost. Better not miss the deliveryman on this one or your $70 milk will soon be cottage cheese.There is a catch with this milk though, and according to the 1,100 plus reviews it is no ordinary milk. This milk has attained an almost mythical and god - like status over the years. Many of its product reviews have been deleted but many very good ones remain. If your up for some long funny reading check out the product reviews for this milk.

Product Reviews

• "My CATS ordered some for themselves. Only they ordered 50 gallons for the low, low price of $779.47! Damn cats! Their coats are so sleek and shiny now, though"
• "WANTED: Somebody to buy milk on the internets with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we drink it. Must bring your own weapons and be able to crawl through a series of tubes. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before."

Elk Carcass

Buying meat in the mail is just downright weird for the average consumer, however this product carries it to a whole new level by selling you an entire carcass! Most people would use the term carcass to describe a maggot infested rotting piece of meat but these people use it to describe the food they want you to eat! They will take the time to chop the carcass up in any fashion you wish though so bear that in mind. If you love the picture of the elk roast with the oranges be sure to check out the many other meat products offered by this company. The photography is jaw dropping!

Product Review

• "I know of many people who would love to have an elk carcass for their holiday. Birthdays, Christmas, Hanukkah, Martin Luther King Jr.'s Birthday Observed, Grandparent's Day, etc. are all holidays where a big piece of elk meat could brighten someone's day. But watch out!!! I have often used Amazon in order to buy gifts, and with this elk carcass GIFT WRAPPING IS NOT AN OPTION. I would think that half the fun of giving a huge elk carcass would be watching the look on your loved one's face as he or she unwrapped the slab of meat. Unfortunately, Amazon does not think this is so. With the weight of the product, I think it is going to be difficult to wrap this on my own. Sorry Uncle Tino, no elk carcass for Columbus Day this year!"

I have to admit that books are not entirely funny but what certain books are written about can be very funny. Granted its not as funny as being able to buy the carcass of an entire animal with a few clicks of a mouse and having it shipped to your door, but still very funny. Most of us would really never need to even think about this information ever in our entire existence, yet someone managed to fill a whole book with it. Many of life's mysteries have been contemplated in books and these are a few of those mysteries that could have remained mysterious.

How to Live with a Huge Penis

Apparently this was a serious of enough problem to have had a book written about it. I personally would have guessed this "problem" would not be so bad. It just seems like to me that maybe a book titled "How to Live with a Small or Average Size Penis" would be more fitting a subject for most men. Hopefully this book comes shipped in a discreet unmarked box because we all know how serious  a problem having a HUGE penis is to someone.

Product Reviews

• "My Area Sales Manager is a huge penis. I have to go to work every day and live with him and his BS. "How to live with a huge penis" sounds like the perfect book to teach me how to survive this workaday scenario with my sanity intact. I can't wait for it to arrive!"
• "Having the girth of a large shampoo bottle is allegedly a blessing... as long as you're not the one with the "gift". Guys think they want one. Women think they want it given to them. However, my psyche is scarred (and confused) from the howls I've heard after I drop trou. Are they scared? Turned on? Is there a monster behind me? No. The monster has always been in my pants. Only now, after reading this wonderful book have I been able to make peace with my piece."

How to Avoid Huge Ships

I take into consideration that this book is about a very serious life and death subject and was written as so. What I can not understand about this book is what percent of the population is going to be avoiding HUGE ships? If your concerned enough about getting hit by a ship to buy this book would you not also being worried about a collision with any ship regardless of size? Why HUGE ships and not just ships? I guess avoiding ships and the male penis now have something in common because they apparently are only a serious issue to be concerned with when they are HUGE.

Product Reviews

• "This book lacks criteria for discerning between huge ships and merely really big ships. Some well-designed lists, charts or colorful pop-up sections would have been nice for readers who were unsure what size of ship they were avoiding."
• "This book delivered! It really helped me learn to avoid huge ships -- I hardly ever have any problems with them anymore. In fact, I'm well on my way to reliably avoiding medium-sized and smallish ships, and even the occasional boat or skiff."
  

Owl Puke. Book and Owl Pellet.

This book is for when reading about owl vomit is not nearly enough. This is for those serious puke studies where you actually want to get a hold of some of that owl puke and that tiny animal skeleton trapped inside of it. You get to read about the puke, handle the puke, and see a dead animal trapped inside of the puke all in one kit! All of that for under $10.00? Now that is a deal!

Product Review

• "My son thought this was the greatest, better than our Disney trip! Wow, if I'd only known."

Most of the items prior to this were funny because they were meant to be taken seriously. I typically enjoy unintentional humor over items specifically made to be so. There are a lot of items out there though that are very funny though they are purely made for that purpose. You have to admit though that whoever writes a book about having too ldeal with a huge penis has some idea that its not going to be taken seriously.

Borat Mankini Swimsuit

It does not get much more funny than this. If you do not think this is funny then how about you buy one of these and strap it on while doing some mowing or wear it to a local beach. Definitely an attention getter and probably not in a good way. How can the average male resist showing off his non attractive body to the discomfort of everyone else? A must for extra skinny, fat, or abnormally hairy men!

Product Reviews

• "Excellent fit and it sure is eye-catching. I wore this while teaching a lifeguard pool safety course at the park district and had a blast. Be careful with tan lines on this one."
• "I needed a swim suit for the company party at the beach, but it is hard to find one because I weigh 400lbs and most swim suits are for thinner people. I wore this to the company party and it was definitely an eye-catcher. Until the straps for the shoulders broke. That's why I'm only giving this 2 stars. Shortly after the party I lost my job."

Weener Kleener Soap

I have to admit that having a specific bar of soap to use on my private parts is somewhat appealing. In my home full of kids many bars of soap have gone where bars of soap have never gone before. Hopefully you can see the reasoning of not wanting to rub random soap lying in my tub all over my face. One of the best things about this product though is that its one size fits most! You also have a handy (or hand-less) place to put your soap after soaping up your wash cloth!

Product Reviews

• "Worked great until I tried it down at the river, where I dropped it on the sandbar and it promptly morphed into a new product: Weener Kleener with Scrubbing Pumice. I guess all the sand is what caused it to get stuck and I have yet to get it off. I had to go to work today and I have told my curious co-workers that it was either a donut or a giant lifesaver in my pocket. I don't think anyone believed me"
• "This product was a godsend. I'd gone about 40 years without being able to clean my privates until I'd discovered this product. After hours of scrubbing and wearing through a couple of bars of this soap, I was relieved to see that I was actually male. That'll clear up some confusion around the office!"