When I was in high school one of my friend's younger brother could tell "you're so ugly" jokes for hours. We had a lot of fun partying and tell jokes back in the good old days.

I wrote down all of the jokes I could from memory and also looked online for as many "You're so Ugly" jokes. I found that he had some original jokes that I cannot find on line. So I am going to share the ones I found online, then present you with some that you may have not ever have heard before.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

You’re so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped both you mother and father.

You’re so ugly you’re mother would tie a t-bone steak around your neck so the dog would play with you.

You're so ugly, it looks like you fell off an ugly tree, and hit all the branches on the way down!

You’re so ugly, your parents wouldn’t let you play in the sandbox because the cat kept trying to bury you.

You’re so ugly, you even make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, when you stick you head out the window or the car, you got ticket for mooning!

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears run down the back of your head because they don’t want to touch your face.

You’re so ugly that when look in a mirror, it breaks.

You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kruegger nightmares.

You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

You’re so ugly, that when you have sex you both wear sacks over your heads in case your’s fell off.

You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone

You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell - when people see you they run for the border

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

You’re so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn’t have to kiss you bye.

You’re so ugly you almost look like your mom.

You’re so ugly that when you went to the haunted house the people that worked there ran.

You’re so ugly smoke from a campfire always goes the other way.

You’re so ugly, that you can turn milk into yogurt, just by looking at it.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mama said, ''What a treasure!'' And your dad said, ''Let's go bury it!

You’re so ugly the doctor slapped the wrong end.

You’re so ugly that if you were my dog, I would shave its behind and make him walk backwards.

You’re so ugly, that when you have sex you both wear sacks over your heads in case yours fell off.

You’re so ugly that doctor mistook you for the placenta.

You’re so ugly you siblings almost flushed you down the toilet by mistake.

You’re so ugly smoke from a campfire would not even blow your way.

.You're so ugly, you didn't get hit with the ugly stick - you got hit with the whole tree.

You're so ugly your parents sat you in a corner and would feed you with a sling shot.

You're so ugly the cleaning lady tried to take you out with the trash.

You're so ugly the HAZMAT was called in to clean up after you were born.