These jokes are just that, jokes. If you do not have a sense of humor or just a sensitive person please do not read. For every one else please enjoy.

Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.

When one says, " Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"

" I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.

" What does that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

" How old were you when it was cut off?"

" My mom said that I was two days old."

" Did it hurt?"

" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a year!"

  The Emperor of Japan advertises for a new bodygaurd.  Three swordsmen apply: one is Japanese, one is Chinese, and one is Jewish.  To test him, the Emperor lets a fly loose in the room and tells the Chinese swordsman to kill it.  The swordsmansweeps down his blade and chops the fly in two.  The Japanese swordsman is given the same test.  He swings his sword twice and manages to cut the fly into quarters before it hits the ground.  The Jewish swordsman  is then given a fly.  He chases it around the room, swings his sword a few times, then sits down with the fly buzzing around his head.  "Why have you stopped?" ask the Emperor.  "The fly is still alive."  "Yes," replies the Jewish swordsman.  "But now it's circumcised."

  A surgeon retires from his long career as a specialistin circumcision.  Throughtout his career he has saved hundreds of foreskins as mementos and now wishes to turn them into a souvenir.  He takes his specimens to a leathersmith and asks him to make something out of them.  A week later the surgeon returns and the leathersmith presents him with a wallet.  "All those foreskins and you only made me a wallet?"  exclaims the surgeon.  The leathersmith replies, "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."

What happened to the short-sighted circumcisor?  He got the sack.

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit.

Why are Jewish men circumcised?  Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20 percent off!

    If you have any funny jokes about circumcisions please let me know.  Thanks to all that read this.