Now a days Cell phone is acessable to everyone thats why sending and receiving text messages on your mobile phone is very common, because mostly networks giving sms services in very low rates. This is a very fast era and people haves many kind of tenssions around. So I just share some of my favorite funny sms text messages here. Hope you like it these messages are for Hindi, Urdu, Tamil, Mallu and bengali users.

1) Today Is World Red Rose Night.
If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call
And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend
N See How Many Missed Call U Get.

2) Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)
Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost)
Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar)
Jo naseeb walon ko mila wo hai apn ka sms.

3) Machar aur makhi ki hogai shadi
Pehli hi raat main ho gai barbadi
machar ki to qismat hi khoti thi
makhi morteen laga k soti thi.

4) Oh menu dekhi jaandi c,
main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c,
main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c,
na paper ohnu aanda c

5) Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team Se:-
Meri Ball Nahi Kar Sakta Koi FACE
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace.

6) Life is like math
Life is like math.
Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro,
khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskrao.

7) Once Laloo of Bihar, sent his bio data to america to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply. " Dear Mr. Laloo , you do not meet our requirem...

8) A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, ...

9) X Kuze Me
Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo
Ok
Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo
Aur
Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo
K ?
K ?
K ?
“Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye …“ ;->

10) Malika sherawat ne horse riding ki.
Horse 0wner: Ji mera horse bara khush hai.
Malika: mere taango ke beech mai jo bhi aata khush he rehta hai.:-)

11) If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
?
?
you fool.!
a new born baby dont hav teeth…

12) Ek officer kiss
Ek Officer School cheking k Doran Dikhta hay k ek teacher Larki ko Pakar k Kiss Ker raha hay…..
Officer: Whar is This?
Teacher: “MAR NAHI PAYAR“