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By Maddie Ruud

It's not hard to see the humor in these food product names... just sound them out, as we so often tell children who are learning to read!


Baked Goods

Name: Bimbo Sandwich

Product: Bread

Country: Portugal


Name: Finest Paris Brest

Product: Pastry

Country: United Kingdom


Name: JussiPussi

Product: Dinner Rolls

Country: Finland


Beverages

Name: Aass Fatol

Product: Beer

Country: Norway


Name: Black Bush

Product: Liquor

Country: Ireland


Name: Baldanis

Product: Liquor

Country: France


Name: Bonka

Product: Coffee

Country: Spain


Name: Cockburns

Product: Liquor

Country: England


Name: Dry Sack

Product: Liquor

Country: Spain


Name: Erektus

Product: Energy Drink

Country: Czech Republic


Name: Fart

Product: Juice Drink

Country: Poland


Name: Fat

Product: Beer

Country: Sweden


Name: Horlicks

Product: Hot Drink

Country: England


Name: Pee Cola

Product: Soft Drink

Country: Ghana


Name: Piddle in the Hole

Product: Beer

Country: England


Condiments

Name: Botterramm

Product: Margarine

Country: Greece


Name: Cemen

Product: Sauce

Country: Turkey


Name: Chili Willy

Product: Hot Sauce

Country: United States


Name: Jerk Sauce

Product: Sauce

Country: Jamaica


Name: Krapai

Product: Pickled Dill

Country: Turkey


Dairy

Name: Bra

Product: Yogurt

Country: Sweden


Name: Dickmilch

Product: Milk Drink

Country: Germany


Dry Goods

Name: Cock Rice Sticks

Product: Noodles

Country: Greece


Name: Doobys

Product: Cereal

Country: Chile


Name: Cok' Bacon

Product: Corn Snacks

Country: France


Name: Kockens Anis

Product: Anis-seed

Country: Sweden


Name: Prick

Product: Potato Chips

Country: Brazil


Meat

Name: Belchers Square Sausage

Product: Sausage

Country: Scotland


Name: Bog

Product: Canned Pork

Country: Denmark


Name: Cock Soup

Product: Soup

Country: Jamaica


Name: Wimpy Chicken Bender

Product: Chicken

Country: England


Sweets

Name: Big Nuts

Product: Candy

Country: Belgium


Name: BumBum

Product: Ice Cream

Country: Germany


Name: Bumlingar

Product: Licorice

Country: Sweden


Name: Coming Lemon

Product: Candy

Country: Japan


Name: Crap's

Product: Chocolate

Country: France


Name: Creamy Ball

Product: Candy

Country: Japan


Name: Cream Colon

Product: Cookie

Country: Japan


Name: Fart

Product: Candy Bar

Country: Poland


Name: Finger Marie

Product: Cookie

Country: Sweden


Name: Gaiety

Product: Cookies

Country: Australia


Name: Grany Maniac

Product: Candy

Country: France


Name: Mental

Product: Mints

Country: France


Name: Plopp

Product: Candy Bar

Country: Czech Republic


Name: Spotted Dick

Product: Sponge Cake

Country: England


Miscellaneous

Name: Bona

Product: Baby Food

Country: Finland


Name: Cock on the Mountain Top

Product: Fruit in Syrup

Country: Thailand


Name: Cok

Product: Baby Food

Country: Russia


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livelonger profile image

livelonger  says:
2 years ago

I lived in Poland and asked my students if they knew what "FART" meant in English. (In Polish it means "good luck") They laughed when I translated.

I also saw a bottle of soda called "BIG DICK" in Poland. I bought it and gave it to a friend who proudly displays it in the bar he works at in Amsterdam (Spijker).

guest  says:
2 years ago

loool!! this is soo funny!

confessing7girl  says:
2 years ago

hiiiii amazing collection u hv here!! i just hv to point out that the 1st commercial about the Bimbo sandwich is not from Spain but from Portugal!!

real funny

Maddie Ruud profile image

Maddie Ruud  says:
2 years ago

Thanks for the correction! I'll update that right away.

Don  says:
2 years ago

Priceless! Thanks for the laughs.

spacebull profile image

spacebull  says:
2 years ago

This was funny :)

Carol Bancroft profile image

Carol Bancroft  says:
2 years ago

LOL! This was great!

Tim Hollis profile image

Tim Hollis  says:
2 years ago

Great collection. Thanks for the great pics.

SunSeven profile image

SunSeven  says:
2 years ago

Very mood lightening collection. Reminded me of Spotted Dick - a UK recipe.

Thanks for sharing and Best Regards

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
2 years ago

FArt means Good Luck? - Wonderful!! :)

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helenathegreat  says:
18 months ago

Japan is a hilarious place for finding things like these. We have many a funny picture of hilarious signs in English there.

Zsuzsy Bee profile image

Zsuzsy Bee  says:
17 months ago

Maddie! What a hoot...I'm still laughing.

I love the funny hubs the best

regards Zsuzsy

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granite_butterfly  says:
17 months ago

This is too funny. I have a "farty" friend who might enjoy knowing that in Poland her productions translate to good luck!

Best,

granite_butterfly

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Sally's Trove  says:
17 months ago

FANTASTIC! My mother is Polish...I need to call her right now!

Susan Ng profile image

Susan Ng  says:
15 months ago

Hahaha! Piddle in the Hole, Cock Rice Sticks... And the next time I want to wish someone good luck, I'll just say "Fart!" HAHAHAHA! I can't stop laughing! I am definitely going to send this link to all of my friends.

Big Whizzy Izzy  says:
13 months ago

Best laugh I've had in ages, I'm going to tell all my friends. 'Fart' means 'Good Luck' in Polish?? I can't say that any of mine have been lucky for anyone, as they say, it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good!!!

blarney stone  says:
11 months ago

I'm just off for a nice cold 'Fart' and a 'Crap' bar. :)

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Chloe Comfort  says:
11 months ago

I have now been provided with my laugh of the day. Great hub! Passing it along to those I know will appreciate it. Kudos!

Maud Boggins  says:
9 months ago

BY the way, Cockburns port is pronounced "Coburns"!

Rashed  says:
8 months ago

In Bangladesh still one international big phone company couldn't start their business only for the name "VODA PHONE" Cause in Bengali Language VODA means Female sex organ ...... lol

Magda  says:
7 months ago

In Turkish, the letter "ç" (as in çemen) is pronounced as "ch", so the name of the product is pronounced "chemen".

Stuart  says:
7 months ago

All fairly infantile - another example of the isolationist vacuum that American live in.

cody  says:
6 months ago

that was the best haha doobys!

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mr williams  says:
6 months ago

um wow what a collection lol

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mattferry  says:
5 months ago

funny stuff... and I think we all like the "finest paris brest" as long as its not from a "dickmilch". :-)

Peachfreak  says:
5 months ago

OMG that is hilarious.

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mulberry1  says:
5 months ago

Pretty entertaining, I've heard of a couple of these.

jimdunn  says:
5 months ago

good stuff. i know what i'm doing today - gonna get me a bimbo sandwich and finish off with a krapai

angiemoose  says:
4 months ago

We get Bimbo brand bread all the time. I guess it's very big in all of Latin America. They sell it in the US too. It shouldn't be too hard to find, especially if you live near a Latin American neighborhood.

Sandy  says:
4 months ago

Very funny names. I like the Bimbo Sandwich.

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mayhmong  says:
4 months ago

Hmm....I wonder what cock stick rice taste like?

Onex  says:
4 months ago

This was great, truely made my day!


Thanks for this site!!!

Jessica mateo  says:
3 months ago

it was so funny i almost pee my pants

me  says:
3 months ago

lol

Joxxon  says:
2 months ago

Plopp is Swedish. Thanks for a great compilation

jack  says:
2 months ago

LOL jussipussi rolls


this is hilarious!

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kephrira  says:
2 months ago

brilliant, really made me laugh!

erq  says:
4 weeks ago

Jussi= Finnish name(Male)


Pussi= a bag



kelly samantha  says:
3 weeks ago

I love it haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahha it's very funny and cooolhaahahahah it make me laugh until i fall down of my bed


i love it


keep up the exellent work


hahahahaha best wishes,


kelly samantha



Anonymous  says:
3 weeks ago

I can't believe the German candy Dickman's isn't up there.


Especially the way the things look.

peace   says:
8 days ago

peace not funny eace out peace peace is my fav. word peace!

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