Funny Food Names - List and Pics

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By Maddie Ruud

It's not hard to see the humor in these food product names... just sound them out, as we so often tell children who are learning to read!


Baked Goods

Name: Bimbo Sandwich

Product: Bread

Country: Portugal


Name: Finest Paris Brest

Product: Pastry

Country: United Kingdom


Name: JussiPussi

Product: Dinner Rolls

Country: Finland


Beverages

Name: Aass Fatol

Product: Beer

Country: Norway


Name: Black Bush

Product: Liquor

Country: Ireland


Name: Baldanis

Product: Liquor

Country: France


Name: Bonka

Product: Coffee

Country: Spain


Name: Cockburns

Product: Liquor

Country: England


Name: Dry Sack

Product: Liquor

Country: Spain


Name: Erektus

Product: Energy Drink

Country: Czech Republic


Name: Fart

Product: Juice Drink

Country: Poland


Name: Fat

Product: Beer

Country: Sweden


Name: Horlicks

Product: Hot Drink

Country: England


Name: Pee Cola

Product: Soft Drink

Country: Ghana


Name: Piddle in the Hole

Product: Beer

Country: England


Condiments

Name: Botterramm

Product: Margarine

Country: Greece


Name: Cemen

Product: Sauce

Country: Turkey


Name: Chili Willy

Product: Hot Sauce

Country: United States


Name: Jerk Sauce

Product: Sauce

Country: Jamaica


Name: Krapai

Product: Pickled Dill

Country: Turkey


Dairy

Name: Bra

Product: Yogurt

Country: Sweden


Name: Dickmilch

Product: Milk Drink

Country: Germany


Dry Goods

Name: Cock Rice Sticks

Product: Noodles

Country: Greece


Name: Doobys

Product: Cereal

Country: Chile


Name: Cok' Bacon

Product: Corn Snacks

Country: France


Name: Kockens Anis

Product: Anis-seed

Country: Sweden


Name: Prick

Product: Potato Chips

Country: Brazil


Meat

Name: Belchers Square Sausage

Product: Sausage

Country: Scotland


Name: Bog

Product: Canned Pork

Country: Denmark


Name: Cock Soup

Product: Soup

Country: Jamaica


Name: Wimpy Chicken Bender

Product: Chicken

Country: England


Sweets

Name: Big Nuts

Product: Candy

Country: Belgium


Name: BumBum

Product: Ice Cream

Country: Germany


Name: Bumlingar

Product: Licorice

Country: Sweden


Name: Coming Lemon

Product: Candy

Country: Japan


Name: Crap's

Product: Chocolate

Country: France


Name: Creamy Ball

Product: Candy

Country: Japan


Name: Cream Colon

Product: Cookie

Country: Japan


Name: Fart

Product: Candy Bar

Country: Poland


Name: Finger Marie

Product: Cookie

Country: Sweden


Name: Gaiety

Product: Cookies

Country: Australia


Name: Grany Maniac

Product: Candy

Country: France


Name: Mental

Product: Mints

Country: France


Name: Plopp

Product: Candy Bar

Country: Czech Republic


Name: Spotted Dick

Product: Sponge Cake

Country: England


Miscellaneous

Name: Bona

Product: Baby Food

Country: Finland


Name: Cock on the Mountain Top

Product: Fruit in Syrup

Country: Thailand


Name: Cok

Product: Baby Food

Country: Russia


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livelonger profile image

livelonger  says:
13 months ago

I lived in Poland and asked my students if they knew what "FART" meant in English. (In Polish it means "good luck") They laughed when I translated.

I also saw a bottle of soda called "BIG DICK" in Poland. I bought it and gave it to a friend who proudly displays it in the bar he works at in Amsterdam (Spijker).

guest  says:
13 months ago

loool!! this is soo funny!

confessing7girl  says:
13 months ago

hiiiii amazing collection u hv here!! i just hv to point out that the 1st commercial about the Bimbo sandwich is not from Spain but from Portugal!!

real funny

Maddie Ruud profile image

Maddie Ruud  says:
13 months ago

Thanks for the correction! I'll update that right away.

Don  says:
13 months ago

Priceless! Thanks for the laughs.

spacebull profile image

spacebull  says:
13 months ago

This was funny :)

Carol Bancroft profile image

Carol Bancroft  says:
13 months ago

LOL! This was great!

Tim Hollis profile image

Tim Hollis  says:
9 months ago

Great collection. Thanks for the great pics.

SunSeven profile image

SunSeven  says:
9 months ago

Very mood lightening collection. Reminded me of Spotted Dick - a UK recipe.

Thanks for sharing and Best Regards

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
9 months ago

FArt means Good Luck? - Wonderful!! :)

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helenathegreat  says:
6 months ago

Japan is a hilarious place for finding things like these. We have many a funny picture of hilarious signs in English there.

Zsuzsy Bee profile image

Zsuzsy Bee  says:
5 months ago

Maddie! What a hoot...I'm still laughing.

I love the funny hubs the best

regards Zsuzsy

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granite_butterfly  says:
5 months ago

This is too funny. I have a "farty" friend who might enjoy knowing that in Poland her productions translate to good luck!

Best,

granite_butterfly

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Sally's Trove  says:
5 months ago

FANTASTIC! My mother is Polish...I need to call her right now!

Susan Ng profile image

Susan Ng  says:
4 months ago

Hahaha! Piddle in the Hole, Cock Rice Sticks... And the next time I want to wish someone good luck, I'll just say "Fart!" HAHAHAHA! I can't stop laughing! I am definitely going to send this link to all of my friends.

Big Whizzy Izzy  says:
6 weeks ago

Best laugh I've had in ages, I'm going to tell all my friends. 'Fart' means 'Good Luck' in Polish?? I can't say that any of mine have been lucky for anyone, as they say, it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good!!!

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