GRANDMA EXTREME - HOTTEST LADY CELEBRITIES OVER 50

Young women are all very well and good, but with advances in technology and plastic surgery, young ladies are no longer the peak of hotness. Oh no, we can go all the way to the elderly people, and don't think we wont! Here are some hot ladies in their 50's, 60's and even their 70's! Menopause don't mean nuthin if you've got HRT and a syringe of Botox.

Sharon Stone - Not quite 50 at the time of writing, but give her a few more months and she'll hit 50. This foxy lady made her way into the sexual psyche of a generation with her performance in Basic Instinct, and she wasn't too shabby in The Quick and the Dead either. Mm, ride em cowgirl.

Susan Sarandon- DAMNIT JANET! She's STILL hot! Watching re-runs of Rocky Horror Picture show it is hard to believe that this woman is now 59 years old, and still looking pretty tidy in all the right places.

Dolly Parton - Greatest. Breasts. ever. This lady put big breasts on the map way back when breast enlargements and body dysmorphic disorder were just twinkles in society's eye. We have her to thank for so many big breasted beauties, can you imagine that before her we were judging women by some other measure of beauty?

Iman - God knows what this woman is eating, or drinking, injecting into her body or sucking from the necks of the young, but it is working. For some reason Iman has failed to age whatsoever.

Olivia Newton John - She's on the same stuff as Iman. Give her some curly extensions, whack her into one of those body suits, and she'd be greasing up our screens with the best of them.

Judy Dench - She's 70, but you know you'd hit it. Judy has chosen the 'aging gracefully' option, which means yes, she actually looks as if she might be close to 70, but that in no way diminishes her 'James Bond, you naughty boy' matronly charms.

Sophia Lauren - A 70 year old beauty who looks maybe 40-ish. Some people say that this sort of thing is unnatural, others say that this technology could extend the life of explicit movie stars well beyond our wildest dreams. Those Grandma glasses aren't hiding anything Sophia, you minx!

These women are true hotness pioneers, bringing hope to millions of women around the world who are faced with the cruel ravages of time. You don't have to age anymore, now you can be a doll to the day you die, a hot, sexy doll.

Ha! Take that, natural order of things!