I really don't know why I'm calling this article gadgets for men. Let's be serious. Guys are the only ones that really like gadgets anyway. That's why God invented garages, so men would have a place to store their gadgets. I've been doing a lot of poking around the internet recently, looking up the latest in technologies and nifty new gadgets, and I've found some that must be shared. I must confess, not everything in the list below actually qualifies as a "gadget." Some of the things are mere accessories, accoutrements if you will, in the masculine pursuit of happiness.

So here goes with gadget number one, which is really accessory number one: The AK 47 Ice Cube Bullet Tray. Yes, you heard me right. This little device is the most epicly amazing accessory I've ever seen. Perfect for that killer drink :)

That's right, a spy cam. Light up the night with this invisible to human eyes spy cam. This night vision light paints targets with infarred light, turning existing cameras into nightvision recorders. Not that spying on people is a macho thing to do. It's more the actual act of owning a spy cam that's just awesome.

Bachelors don't realize until it's too late that you get but a few precious years to load your house up with things that would NEVER be permitted inside the home of a respectable young lady, aka your future home. The Voodoo Knife Set is basically the perfect example. Made of stainless steal and waiting patiently for barbeque season, the voodoo knife set is definitely a masculine gift gadget must.

Loud is always better. Let's face it, when you're listening to your favorite classic Zeppelin song, your tiny little laptop speakers just aren't going to cut it. That's when you plug in the big boys and let the good times roll.  In the world of masculine gift gadgets for men, laptop speakers are definitely a winner.

Every man needs a good mug of ale every once in awhile.  And what's a class of beer without the right mug?  The boot mug is my personal favorite, out of any accessory I've seen.  Following in the classic tradition of the leg lamp, the boot mug is the perfect accessory to the golden nectar.

Things that float are just inherently cool.  Levitation is definitely manly.  Magnets are already used in the most common garage tools (drills, screwdrivers, etc.) So you know we already love em.