G'day mate
75Oy, youse out there listen up:
I've been told to warn youse that in this ub there mite be a bit of bad language or swearin or cussin and some things myte not be politikaly correct. I no some of the spellin aint propr but geez cut a bloke a brake I didn't get past grade 5.
I also gotta add that the views said in this same ub are not nessessarily the views of the editor or of Ubpages. Now turn on yer peepers and have a read about Australia.
Editors note:- If you hear an Aussie say something that sounds like "gidayyyy mate". He is being polite and offering his friendship and saying "good day pleased to meet you and I would like to be your friend". We call this language Strine. and you will no doubt read a lot of Strine in this Hub. (I wish you luck with the interpretation, you are now on your own.) End Editors note.
Now before I get carried away dashin all round the world on this World Wide Web, I thawt I better tell ya somthin about Awstraylya.
Geez this typins a pain in the bloody arse, one finger and all. I hope you will excuse the spellin as well , as me mum and dad couldnt scratch 2 pennies together to send me to no fancy collage.
What with feedin n raisin eleven kids during the depression years I reckon they done a pretty bloody good job.
Me mum and me dad came over from Pommy Land after WW1 and lobbed ear just before The Great Depression started. They brung 2 sisters and 1 brother with em.
Now my name is really Harry but I picked up the nickname from a good lookin sheilas typin misteak. I forgiv her tho cos I slept with her that night. But that's another story.
They then had another 8 kids between em.
Me oldest brudda is called Hyman. How would that be in Shearer class when the teacher calls out Hyman ass. Some of me other bruddas are called Tom Dick and Jack.
Just goes to proov that any Tom Dick or Harry can be and Ass, and anyone can be a Jack Ass. And no I never ad abrother called "Kick"
I grew up thinkin me mumndad were a couple of bible bashers, but later on me older sis Beat told me they weren't religious at all. They were Catholic, Methodist, Jewish, and even Calathumpians. They joined any religious group that was goin so that we 11 kids would get fed real proper. I do love em for that.
OK that's enuff of the mushy stuff. Now lets talk about Awstryalya.
My Country
My Country is a poem written by Dorothea Mackellar circa 1905 and is universally accepted as Australias national poem.
Here is a stanza that signifies what Australia means to most dinki-die Aussies.
I love a sunburnt country,
A land of sweeping plains,
Of ragged mountain ranges,
Of drought and flooding rains.
I love her far horizons,
I love her jewel-sea,
Her beauty and her terror
The wide brown land for me!
Waltzing Matilda
Now I was gunna rite a bit about Waltzin me matilda but I new youse wood not have the foggiest idea wot I was on about . So I'll give youse a bit of a history lessen about what a 'Matilda' is . Now I no "youse" ain't rite I wonder if it is "ewes"?
But first I just gotta tell ewes about the song that almost becum our national anthum.
It is called "Walzing Matilda". Ya never wooda guest that woodaya. HA HA, and hear is the words.
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong,
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee,
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred,
Down came the troopers, one, two, three,
"Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?"
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
"Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?",
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong,
"You'll never catch me alive", said he,
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Walzing Matilda a coupla good version to listen too!
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me."
"Oh, You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me.
"Stuff that I can't be wastin me time typin all this out, go and watch the video over their.------------------> its by me old mate Rolf Harris who I'll fill you in on in another ub. n a version by the Royal Aussie Regiment Band. Waddya reckon put an ear to it why doncha I reckon it wooda made a grate anthum .
Editors interpretations:-
WALTZING MATILDA The act of carrying the ‘swag’ , ‘humping the bluey’ is another way of expressing the same act.
Meanings of words " Walzing Matilda"
Matilda (Swag), usually consisted of a warm, sometimes old army issue blanket. The blanket is folded and laid on the ground. Then the Swaggie puts all of his worldy possessions (usually not much) onto the blanket. He then rolls up the blanket into a cylinder shape. Sometimes they look a bit like a duffle bag. That bundle is then tied up with a bit of rope or old belts.
The swag is either carried like a suitcase or more likely hung over the shoulder like a rifle.
It is believed that the Swag aquired it's name "Matilda" as a defacto wife and comes from the name meaning an old Germanic female name meaning ‘mighty battle maid’ ?.
The defacto wife reference comes from the fact that these blokes cuddled their Matilda's during the nights to not only keep themselves warm, but also so they would not get stolen.
BILLABONG A blind channel or meander leading out from a river.
COOLIBAH : a species of gum or eucalyptus tree.
SWAGMAN An Australian tramp, so called on account of the ‘swag’ (Matilda), usually a chaff bag, containing his ‘billy’, provisions and blankets.
BILLY An open topped tin can, with a wire carrying handle, used as a kettle for boiling water into which tea was thrown.
TUCKER BAG A bag for ‘tucker’ or food; part of the ‘swag’.
JUMBUCK: old name for a sheep.
SQUATTER A grazier, station or ranch owner. In more later days the name refers to a person who occupied or resided at a property illegally.
Ok, lets get on wiv it. Now youse all know about Walzing Matilda you mite just be able to keep up. I'm all packed up with me little cobber Ag and I've got me Tucker bag full of me Mums Corn Flake buskits and Matilda over me shoulder.
So let's go Ag. Lets go explore this WWW what ever the fuck it is?
Waltzing Matilda . Waltzing Matilda .
You'll come a waltzing matild.........
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Wow Australia from the eyes of an Aussie - couldn't get much better than this now could it? :D
de spewings wuz yust purfects. & su wur ze grummor. I wuz lafing whul way lung and ma pears thnk de ass has gun crazies.
Touche!
Gee, do you know Blonde Poet? She's from Oz. She has this amazing weapon...
Bout time we ad a bit o the Aussie-speak round ere. Just a note, couldna unnerstand a werd in that them poem and song up yonder. Like ays written in another language. Good bit!
Personally hairy-ass I think this is one of the most enlightening Hubs on Hubpages. Now stop your crying ,you knew that they would have a go at your spelling. We will work on that.
And do not worry about that Christoph character I know he's secret, and do not worry about his phony Scots accent. there, there blow into this tissue.
Sniff sniff thanks Ag. And I thought it was gonna be easy!
But I'm made of tougher stuff than that . I thaught that one of them Sheila's mighta give old hairy ass a cuddle when they saw him crying.
now I gotta get learnin where is that thesawrearse thing you was talkin about?
Ah, lent it to Kevin Bloody Wilson, mate
hey spryte me old china, lets get everyone humming along, alright everyone and I mean everyone, even you cindy I can see you hidin in the corner over there with ya sausage, com'n now from the top.
Hmmmm Hmmmmmm
Waltzing Matilda , Waltzing Matilda who'll come a waltzing matilda with me!
Bewdy Mate, this hub is fair dinkum ridgy didge.
I s'pose you'll be chewing the fat about lots of other Aussie stuff like Bogans, Drop Bears, Pots, Schooners, and explainin' some of our more colourful expressions like
"Dry as a dead dingo's donger".
Ripper hub mate!
You better not tell them about me!
The Oz government (and Baz Luhrman and our Nicky) are doin' all they can to attract people here. If they find out about me, they won't bloody well come. And I'll go hungry.
I get ratty when I'm hungry, and would then have to start eating Aussies.
Struth! Tie me kangaroo down, sport!
Cris A , when I arkst Ag about the good writers on Hub Pages, he said try and model ya self on that bloke Cris A , and thats exactly wot I done. I think im nearly their mate.
I do appreciate ya dropping in. I reed all you stuff even the bad ones! If ever get to Oz look me up I'm out the Back a Bourke.
cindyvine, Kevin Bloody Who, he's the White sheep of the family, always being nice to people . Geez ya reckon he'd lurn woodnya!
Crikey Eric Ive bean flat out like a lizard drinkin water with all the visits. Tell ya what mate sum of em are rully hot looking sheila's if you no wat I mean. Just love those muffin tops ,wow ,they really turn a red blooded Ozzie guy on . Whatdaya reckon?
Geez mate i wern't gonna mention the Drop Bears until I got one of these sheila out in the scrub one night and tell em then and I say "look out for the Drop Bear", fryten the shit out of em it wood.
I reckon I'd be a monty to score.
"Dry as a dead dingo's donger". Now theirs a sayin I haven't heard for a wile.
Eric always good to see a mate.
Austrailia is probably exactly on the other side of the globe from Wisconsin, where I grew up. It seems a grand place!
Crikey Drop Bear ,fair dinken, wear did you cum from, ya frytend the livin crap outa me . Now don't do that again or i'll rip you arms off and jam em down ya throat and folks will think your a platypus.
That silly old bugger Eric alredy told em about you mate. But Im glad ewe turned up . hears the deal .
Im gonna get these drop dead gorgeous lookin sheilas to come out in the bush and then you can fryten the daylites out of em , they will jump into my arms and awayyyy we go , sounds simple should work.
marco mate piss off, go tie you own roo down . today a lady just got attacked in melbourne and is in hospital pretty sick.
nazishnasim
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"de spewings wuz yust purfects. & su wur ze grummor. I wuz lafing whul way lung and ma pears thnk de ass has gun crazies.
Touche!"
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Crikey mate right back at ya.
Double Touche!
LMAO! Been bored lately?
I am here because someone was typing in an accent and well you know I'm just a sucker for an accent so I guess I'll have to give you a cuddle.
Hey Ag I new my tear jerker wood work , I pulled this great lookin sheila from Oklahoma. Hey, Ag wheres's Okalahoma, can we go their some day? I'll tell you wot mate, she's a better sort than that Shirley Jones. n she wants to give me a cuddle . Cor blimey. I'm on the next bus. !!!!!
Another fine antepodean mate here on hubpages. Great! I love this fine piece of crap you just dropped on us. Welcome aboard. Would love ta go waltzin matilda with Blondepoet sometime, but not no sheep man. hehe
C.C. Riter. mate I aint ante nuttin. Specully them Podeans. (Hey Ag look up podean in that thesawryarse book wil ya) this guy CCs yakkin wif a plum in his gob.
I love every body specully that Blondepoet's body. Man is she stacked. CC just tween me n you well leav the sheep to the Kiwis. sh. dont tell em,they got a bloody thin skin.
One day we must grab our Matilda's and do lunch. Waddaya reckon we can chew the fat and compare notes?
I reckon you me an' R. Blue would have a fairly good time with a cold beer or two and a wee dram o' Scotch. Ag is a good feller too. How do you know blonde so well? hmmm, never mind. she's more than stacked I reckon. haha sorry 'bout the plum in my mouth, I spit it out fer ya's.
Good on ya mate!
C.C. this ear R.Blue joker sounds like a grouse bloke. he must be a bit of a yakker with this ub of is about oral gratification. I arksed Ag wot it meant , and he said " oh its someone who likes to use his mouth a lot " I guest from that , he likes to yak a lot . Me and youse can yak about that over an ale or three. Waddaya reckon.
Yeah Ag not a bad little guy . he gets on me quince a bit at times , always tellin me to watch me pees and queues. aint got the faintest idea wat hes yakkin about.
Don't worry about the plum mate . Ag sez hes got it sorted, he reckons hes got a shoe about my size that should fit in me gob.
(Crikey Ag, this Hubpages sure pulls the sheilas. Heres another one.)
Oh Hi sharrie, Good on ya mate back. Wanna date.
(wat Ag "too soon" gotta get to no em a bit first)
Geez I always thawt you had to strike wile the iron was hot.
Oh well "sorry sharrie" didn't mean to hurt ya feelins , but you do have a nice number.
WE WANT MORE!
naz, me centiments exaktly, i always want more meself but by geez sometimes its hard ta find a sheila.
Tom my old china plate, how can you say probably exactly on the other side of the world . Shit mate when I was a kid I was diggin and I thought I was gonna get to China.
Wisconsin,must be famous for somethin if it seems like a grand place to you. (What's that Ag, he thinks Australia is a grand place)
oh, OH, Ok, Thanks Tom, ya right it is very big!
Stone the crows hairy! They got a Wisconsin in America I reckon. You wanna keep yer peepers on im mate.......... might be a yank! Some of em ar bloody smart!
Erny me old cobber, ya reckon some of them yanks mite be a bit smart do ya. Well I bet most of em don't even know what day it is over ear!
That poor old jumbuck! I didn't know the meaning of the word before, so it just goes to show that you learn something new everyday!
(Ag says I gotta be on me best manners with this sheila cos she's a real fair-dinkum lady)
Well hello there Ms Amanda Severn it is a pleasure to be of your aquaintance. It is indeed an honorable challenge to strive to acquire new knowledge daily.
"How was that Ag did I read that off the paper you gave me OK."
hey Sortie your a bit of a looker do you wanna date, or is it a bit to soon, yeah I thought so.
Gettin a date ear is harder than I thawt.
Well mate, check out 1964human, she's lookin'. You must have humor and a willin' ta travel tho'. She's right up yer sheep path I'd say.
Hairy, you 'strilians are a little forward, but good luck in your quest for a date!
C.C. I'll be right into that like a rat up a drain pipe.
I haven't eard back from R.Blue, is e two busy giving thanks, to come and say G'day.
Haha, you're new competition mate. he'll be around.
G'day Hairy! It sure is good to meet ya (though I can't help thinking we've met before). You may not have made it past the 5th grade, but you seem like a smartAss to me!
CC, competition, not me mate, I'll teach him Strine and he can teach me "manners". I think that's a fair cop. Waddaya reckon ?
btw how rude am I have a VB!
thanks mate, but too early here. haha havin' my coffee now. but i'll save it for later. got to go now, don't do anything I'd do, and if ya do, name him after ol' charlie hehe
Strewth Mr Evilpants, do you mind me calling you BT we Aussies have a reason for cuttin our words short. Its the flys you no.!
The more and more i thawt about it I'm sure it was ya sister that night on the Nullabor Playns. (see im gettin this spellin bit reel good)
No that was me brother Smart. e went to collage e did and got hes decree. Oh hes a reel smart arse that one. He works on the local supermarket checkout, hes come a long way .n hes only 55.
Im thinken about doing night school to further me own edukachun.
I just gotta work out wear to put all of the dots and curly bits of stuff cos Ag has gone off somewear and left me on me own do you think you could help me BT.
Always happy to help a friend. I are smrt two, ya no!
Crikey mate Ag told me you was an upfront guy and I sure need some learnin if im gonna find my "one true love" on the WWW. Im gonna need all the mates I can get.
I gotta find a way to deal with *** The Captain ***.
The Captain, eh? Tell ya what I'll do. I have a friend in Oz, who owes me a "favor". He's pretty tough, too. I once saw him shake a drop bear out of a tree, and eat it on the spot. You just tell him about your pirate problem, and he'll take care of it. His name is Bunyip. Ever hear of him?
Geez mate, i ad no idea that the Buyip was on your Facebook list.
By the livin Harry, i reckon hed do the trick. Do ya reckon he'd want to come wiv me an Ag on our Quest for the Holy Grale? I reckon i could sqeeze him into the *Golden Ram. Theres a few Bunyips around at the moment does this one have a name ?
(*note from Ag ,youll have to read the profile)
Geeeezus Hairy ASS, you sure as hell got yourself pretty much known around here. See you've met all me mates. Don't give em too much of a good impression of home, they swamp us and we sink. Have you got enough grog for em all?
Place is gettin over run with Septics.
Charge em double for the grog. They wouldn't know anyway.
Aint that the truth, wait till they get a hold of the VB and find out they've been screwed by Fosters.
I'm hitten the hay, seeyas later.
I learned Waltzing Matilda in the 4th grade in USA. We sang it often, but our teacher specialized in lessons that no one else ever taught. It was good to see the lyrics again!
Crikey Jewels , Eric me old china's I was lookin for youse last nite, I was havin a do i were. Oh shit have I got one today, a right corker.
I don't think thers any VB left I miter drunk all of it.
Hey Jewels I think ther was a bloke called Jesus who already done that trick. I seam to recall somebody wrote a book abart it.
great to sea you guys sorry youse mist the do
Jewels, still lookin sexy. (sorry Ec can't say the same for you buddy.)
Dear Ms Patty Inglish, MS
(Ag says this hear sheila is high class wot with her Tux and all that so I gotta watch those pees and queues again.)
I think that was very foward looking of your teacher all those years ago. I was wonderin if your teacher would have also explained to you the meanin of the words in the song, and if you herd it sung by a real fair dinkum Aussie bloke.
Thank you Ms Inglish for visitin me umble ub.
(how did I go Ag) ( Ag wipes tear from eye " I think he's learnin")
G-Day, fair dinkum Ausie A.S.S. bloke <insert curtsey>-
No, you did not attend my class 200 years ago as a lad and sing to us :) I'm sure your voice is well up to it, though! I shall have to find a recording in the meantime.
However, our teacher taught us some of the words' meanings, and a couple of them incorrect at that; i.e. Matilda is not the pot and not a kangaroo! Alas, she tried and got 75% of the rest correct. (I am laughing at the image of a kanagroo dancing with a pot right now.)
I shall have to join your fan club now, of course.
Patty, MS, XYZ, and Hurrah!
My dear Miss Patty
( Ag is it ok to call a sheila by her first name in Yankyland)
Patty I bow to your ;-)
Bloody hell a Kangaroo dancing with a pot , woodent that be bloody hilleriars.Jus tween us too ida bean very happy to get 75% . lol
Thanks a ton for joinin me fan club and of course I am gonna recip...resip....rescip...(stuff it whers Ag when you knead im) do the same. As Ag sez ya gotta learn from the exspurts !
Haha I loved it Wherre in Australia are you from Hairy? Now get you ass back in the kitchen and rastle up some grub. I'm starvin
Crikey Ag you was rite when ya said that blonde sheila wood try and spoil all me fun. Now i gotta go and rustle her up some grub.
Bloody sheila's want this, want that . next thing you know their lookin for sex. God a blokes work is never done!
Ok, dear be rite their what was that sweetie. 2 dozen oysters ?
(GULP)
Only Steve Irwin could do that crikey. Rest his soul. So, ya fired up the barbie next to the dunny and cooking some snags?
G'day cindy who do thunk tawt me mate steve to say Crikey took im ages it did .
Na the dunny's on the nose with BP and those oyster's . Went strait thru er they did. boy was I lucky.
we hadda move the dunny over next to the ills Hoist to keep the blow flies away. i thawt ewes was gonna bring the snags. I got some burgers if youse like. n they is only 4 weeks old. we can scrape the green bits off, should be ok ?
hairy, I welcome your insights to this place.
Ive 'ad those oysters time for action Hairy!!!
goldentoad, mate your face looks familar, do you drive a tank by any chance? I can see that my insights will certainly lift the quality of the writing on Ubpages.
GT ( you dont mind me calling you GT I ope, anything to shorten a word mate. its the flys you no).
Thanks for the welcome, we must have a beer and swap ideas, maybe do lunch.
You do eat real food, right ?
Strewth BP I ope ya left that weapon at ome.?
ya no wat they say in the klassics I'm up for it! ;-[)
of all the hubs, in all the...sorry, wrong movie. As it turns out, I'm between jobs at the moment, and you seem to have a vessel in need of a paranoid psyc...I mean leader. I would be proud to guide your Golden Ram to any port you like. What say you?
Pipe the cap'n aboard Ag . We still need the furst mate, and that bloody Bunyip he aint showd up yet.
btw . ave ewes ever been to Africa ?
Ag frantic between piping TRC aboard and searching for Bazil the Bunyip is still trying to clean up the mess left by Blonde Poet.
She's a regular little cyclone aint she.
You won't regret it. I'm feeling much better since they let me out of that...hospital. That other captain is going down! We don't need any Bunyip! Anchors aweigh! Batten down the hatches, and all that nautical type jargon!
wtf why do we have to weigh the anchors ?
By joves this ear cap'n reely no wat e is yakkin about don't e Ag ?
( Ag nods his head very very slowly, he just can't keep up ! )
As Bob is my witness, we will hunt down this captain character, and get back my strawberries! Wait...I mean your true love...wait...what did I say? What're you lookin at!?
er Cap'n Queer sir, just sit down here and have some hot chocolate and roll your balls around for a while . We are not quite ready to weigh them thar anchors. We have to stow all them thar provisions sir.
(Ag sneaks the frozen strawberries into the Golden Rams HUGE freezer, so that they will have some control over this very capable but over qualified ships captain.) (hey you gotta have a degree to roll your balls like Captain Queer does)
Thank you, stranger. I don't know what came over me. That other captain guy just gets under my skin!
There there cap'n have a strawberry. We just have to wait for that African Queen to undock and we will be just about ready to sail.
How do you do , my name is Sue. I just got a email from me old mate B.T. . He got a bit mixed up cos we aint seen each other for awhile .
I am a Bunyip and I come from in Bunyip, got me tail singed to I did , but my name is Sue, how do you do.
He reckons you might need some protection from this here evil Pirate ***Captain***.
If you want a first mate I'm you man ?
Who's that bloke over there eaten Strawberries ?
Righto me bucko. Hey Cap'n Quirq put down that frozen strawberry and lets take a squiz at Sue's c.v. ear.
Hm.......Name Sue,
address Bunyip
nationality Bunyip/but always open to suggestions
Occupation Part time eater of beautiful women.
Sex yes whenever I can
Age you work it out I was born about 40,000 years bc.
What do you think Cap'n I see nothing unusuall ear . I think he make a good furst mate ?
well stone the crows and starve the lizards i would a thought that a great big hairy assed chap such as yerself wouldn' have any probs findin' a sheila to go bush with!!! where are ya lookin?... aren't the CWA ladies puttin on any arvo teas you could crash and what don't those B&S Balls ? don't be a nancy ....grab a fosters, slip on yer r m williams and yer akubra and get some heavy duty attractin' goin..... ya know ya can...from a supportive orstralian...
Gidday me little Hairy bun-yip. I am coming over this weekend to your shack to show you my didgeridoo. I might even give you a blow if u lucky LMAO.I heard u got a big party going on, the xxxx is on the chill...
aj a rite littl sweet talker you are. Strait to a blokes eart ain't ya.
mate i got me akubra on an it ain't done two much. I reckoned I were one of them chick magnet kind a guy.
I might try a clean singlet, and a bit of edukating doya reckon it might work ?
anyways me and the crew a goin on won of them odisea trips to find me "one true love" and get back them bloody strawberrys that some wally nicked from me nbf, Cap'n Queer.
Thanks cob for bein a great mate.
Hey Hairy Harry I see aj got the joke !!!!
edukating yerself niver goes astray H.Ass and a clean singlet would work fer me but hang on a mo what about some woolly socks with yer new sandals - the european look - touch'a class....check it out when ya go on yer odisea trip....and as fer strawbs what's that all about?? ya bein a wally or somefing? grow ya own in ya back paddock , all 12000 acres of it .....should be able to grow somefing to be worth ya salt!...cheers
for aj - an old fashioned english ditty
I'm Albury the strawberry/the choicest of fruit
the pride of every garden in which I take root/the ladies all love me
and think I'm a dream/I'm Albury the strawberry
so please pass the cream.....
Don't scare him off with your super hero weapon, BP!
an ode,
There was a pretty young lass
she hails from a place called Yass
she would never an opportunatey pass
to have a go at poor old Hairy Ass
hairy you're a gentleman and a scholar.......and a poet don'cha know it! and ya haven't even made it to Ireland yet!
blondepoet says:2 days ago
"Gidday me little Hairy bun-yip. I am coming over this weekend to your shack to show you my didgeridoo. I might even give you a blow if u lucky LMAO.I heard u got a big party going on, the xxxx is on the chill."
Sorry me little blonde rocket I ain't the Hairy bun-yip i'm the hairy ass. Well I was the last time I checked. He lives a few clicks from ear.
But ewe is welcome to come anytime you want, and I got a didgeridoo ya can blow if you feel the urge.
I'm sending invites out as soon as they come back from bein rite.
is that the same as initiation rites?
aj youse has got me all worried now , I think it is The Real Captain who has had his strawberries nicked. I'll hafta check the minutes of the last AGM and get back to you. OK
cindy i thawt me spellin were gettin betta. sorry I no it shoulda bin "writ" !
and you tell that BP to keep er super hero weapon away from me didgeridoo . HOK
ok...
I knew that song "Waltzing Matilda" was coming up darn thing is now stuck in my head and it was one of the first songs I learned when I was taught how to play the piano. I must you the terminology here in the U.S. they will think I am nuts, loloolo loved waiting for the next article. :)
Crikey don't you look jest like Miss Audrey Epburn. I reckon ya gotta be related there somewear along the line.
Shore appreciate youse for droppin in and will have to get busy on me next artikle so that I can hear that larf agin.
Humming Waltzhumma you'll come a waltzing humm with me !
G'day....what up? I tried a vegemite sandwich in New Zealand - yeah, some Aussie's were giving me a hard time. The sandwich sucked...but, I ate it anyway. Great, informative hub!
kea mate thanks for droppin in. ya don't look anything like a motor home ? What's that Ag Oh ok , sorry mate your a carrot.!
Whats that Ag. Oh sorry again mate a Parrot.
Ya gotta watch the Kiwis mate they hate us, they probably let the Vegemite go mouldy , so you would hate Oz as well.
Did you get sick?
Didn't get sick, but I only managed to get half the sandwich down. I can typically eat about anything, but I was having a hard time stopping the gag reflex! The Aussies were laughing at me. Nice name, BTW!
Me old mat kea, when aya gonna lurn. If the Aussie were laughin at ya mate it was because they were avin a lend of ya mate. Pullin ya leg if thats wat ya call it. Like im doin now. Takin the piss outa ya, sort ot thing. Ya dunno wat they put in that there sanger, couda bean axle grease.
hey mate I red one of ya ubs on bein metroman, I reckon i'm not far off bein one of them . Waddaya reckon ?
'Ow are ya Mate? did ja loose much at two up? yer might needa new singlet now? wotcha recon???
Well stone the crows and its particularly nasty weather, if it ain't me old mate aj.
Na cobs, be the time I got over the marchin bit and the footy and the ale or three, I were stuffed and hadda go ome.
How about youse guys. I thawt ya midda done a ub on Anzac day.?
Ahoy, Mate! You look mighty familiar to this old salty sea dog...are we aquainted, sir? You're accent reminds me of someone...hmm. (The Captain saw the welcome table featuring snacks for visitors. It was vegemite sandwiches, vegemite sandwiches, and more vegemite sandwiches. Not caring for vegemite sandwiches, the Captain took from his puffy-sleeved pirate shirt a peanut butter sandwich that Mighty Mom had made him earlier that day and began to eat it.) Got any milk, mate?
Oh ....... yeah back at ya cobber,. (hairy makes a mental note. wonder were this bloke found that secret code we had hidden from im)
Arrrrr how are they hangin mate ? . Calls himself a sea dog eh must have found out a had a first class kelpie .
Hmmm and es' scene rite past me ruse wiv the vegemite sangers.
But he fell for the peanut butter trick. I wreckon he as fallen right into our crotches.
(what's that Ag its should be clutches)
Dear Harry-- do you know that Raider's guy?. You two might get along.
Dear Ms Frank (me mate Ag sez that I gotta be on me best behaviour wiv youse cos ewes has got a big cane).
I no that raiders bloke very well , whatisname, oh yeah Clint Eastwood that's im. They (being them which make the filums ,in case ewes didnt no) dub my voice in for is. Did ewes no that ?
Thanks heaps for droppin in Ms Frank.
(Was that polight enuff for ewes Ag ?)
spryte says:
8 months ago
I have always loved the song "Waltzing Matilda"...I just never knew all the words. Now I'm sitting here with a dumb smile on my face humming that song...lol...thanks!