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George Carlin on Aging

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By Hmrjmr1


While I am not generally prone to passing along the “feel good” emails that show up daily. I couldn’t help but share this one from my good friend Pam H. While I did not generally agree with Mr Carlin’s Politics; his view on life in general and the art of living it rings true with soldiers and folks that understand how fleeting time really is. It was truly a sad day when he died and I hope he’s mugging it up with my friends, family, and the deities.

So have a chuckle, have a laugh even, and send along the link to a friend and share it. Enjoy the ride. There is no return ticket 


George Carlin
George Carlin

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ! You become 21.. Even the words sound like a ceremony.YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling.. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone...

But! wait!! ! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and make it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into ! your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3.Keep learning. ! Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever, even ham radio. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's family name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6... The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on.. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares?But do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!


Life's journey is not to

arrive at the grave safely

in a well preserved body,

but rather to skid in sideways,

totally worn out, shouting

'..holy sh*t ....what a ride!'


A Final Note: All of the above and then some are why I say:


While I may grow older, Growing up is an activity I steadfastly refuse to participate in...


Enjoy Life while you've got it, cause when God wants you home....You're Going!

                                              But He's gonna Have to pull me off-a this ride!!

                                                                                    Hammer Jammer 1


Hammer Jammer 1

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wesleycox profile image

wesleycox  says:
3 months ago

This was funny but oh so true. I just recently "turned" 30. Wow where did it go. Seems like just yesterday I became 21. Good hub.

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Hmrjmr1  says:
3 months ago

Wait till you"Hit" 50!

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Army Infantry Mom  says:
3 months ago

Thanks for sharing this Hmrjmr1, it actually made me laugh,..And I needed a good laugh.

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loveofnight  says:
2 months ago

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?....this is so true, and i love how you ended with "While I may grow older, Growing up is an activity I steadfastly refuse to participate in..." i guess in that respect we are on the same page.

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Hmrjmr1  says:
2 months ago

AIM and loveofnight - thank you both for stopping by and take a minute or two and dance your way through the day!!

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love my yorkies  says:
6 weeks ago

Have always liked George's sense of humor. Used to have some of his "albums" (yep, i"m datin myself I know), but they kept me laughing. Great hub. Have always liked the saying at the bottom about skiddin in sideways. That's my goal.

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Hmrjmr1  says:
6 weeks ago

Lv My Yorkies - Mine too, Living the Dream! Thanks!

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Duchess OBlunt  says:
5 weeks ago

How opportune! First, thank you for becoming a fan, second, thank you for a great chuckle to start my day, and Third,,,,,I am in the process of writing a hub, for which I hope you don't mind, I will link to this hub.

Great share. I myself have managed to REACH 50. Where oh where did the time go.

I really loved this, "While I may grow older, Growing up is an activity I steadfastly refuse to participate in..."

Great Hub

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Hmrjmr1  says:
5 weeks ago

Thanks Dutchess, It is a life philosophy, so live the dream! Thanks for your Comment and link away!

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