If you’ve ever had someone seriously ask you, “Who ya gonna call?” and you had to fight back the urge to yell, “Ghostbusters!,” chances are you’re already familiar with all things Ghostbusters including the trademark uniform, proton pack and Ecto-1. But do you have what it takes to be a Ghostbuster? Namely suit, proton pack and willingness to coat yourself in slime? If the latter applies to you, but not the other two, you’ve come to the right place. Step right into the firehouse and let’s get you suited up.

Being a Ghostbuster is a tough job and you have to be ready for anything. Whether its ectoplasm or marshmallow cream, the Ghostbuster’s trademark suit is what you need. Tan with obligatory “No Ghosts” symbol, this suit says you mean business and won’t stand for any bull – be it library dwelling ghosts or cohabitation of dogs and cats.

This bad butt baby makes the EPA quake with fear. Strap one of these monsters on your back and ghosts who dare to mess with will wish they had stayed in Disneyland. Just remember: don’t cross the streams. Or wait. Maybe you should, but only when dealing with giant men made out of marshmallow.

A PKE meter gauges psychic energy. For instance, if you suspected that your best friend was inhabited by the ghost of Elvis and wanted more proof than just the fact that they’d suddenly become enamoured with peanut butter and banana sandwiches, the PKE meter would alert you to the presense of psychic energy within said friend. Yeah, really. It’s VERY scientific. 

Say you’re on a Ghostbusting mission. You’ve cornered a ghost and have him held at bay with your proton packs. Now what? You just can’t stand there holding him in the streams forever. You’ve got to eat and see the new Sherlock Holmes movie. You need a way to restrain the ghost. That’s where the ghost trap comes in. Just wheel that baby out and send him in. Training required, of course.

There’s all sorts of emergency vehicles out there. Ambulances, firetrucks, a Volkswagon van, but without a doubt, the coolest emergency vehicle is the Ectomobile. Designed to take you from lameness to ghostbusting in…however long it takes you to get up to 50 mph, this baby is the hippest emergency wagon out there. I mean, a Ghostbuster without an Ectomobile is like a vampire without a Volvo. I think. Nevermind.