Global Warming will kill us all, and it's all our fault!

Global warming is happening! The temperature is rising! Glaciers are melting!Animals may go extinct! It's our fault!

Yes, all those things are true.

No, it isn't as big a deal as many people make it out to be.

Yes, global warming is in fact happening.

However, for those of you who were informed that you would wake up to spontaneous combustion, that is a lie.

Yes, the temperature is rising.

No, we will not all wake up to a hell-on-earth.

Yes, glaciers are melting.

No, we will not have a free, giant swimming pool the size of earth.

Yes, some animals may possibly go extinct.

No, the world will not come to an end.

Yes, it is probably somewhat our fault.

No, it is not ALL our fault.

GET A GRIP ON YOURSELVES. Yes, globabl warming is happening. Stop acting like Al Gore went to hell. (Wait a minute...global warming isn't a joyous thought!)...However, the temperature is rising VERY LITTLE.

Surely you all know of cavemen, right? Well guess what! WE EVOLVED!! By the time global warming (if it gets to that point) has increased the temperature a lot, we humans, along with millions of other species will ADAPT. Are we still covered in hair? Do we still grunt to communicate? No, humans have had many adaptions, and surely, we can adapt to a temperature change, too. That's just what happens...Sorry to spoil some of your "We're all gonna die" plans...

OH NO! GLACIERS ARE MELTING!! .......... OH NO! 90% OF GLACIERS AND ICE BERGS ARE UNDERWATER, AND HAVE ALREADY DISPLACED THE WATER LEVEL! not to mention the fact that water expands when it freezes, so that would mean that when and IF they melt, there will be even less water.

Is it our fault? Yes, probably some of it we can control. Australia's covering up one of their little ozone holes by not spraying that stuff up there. However...we aren't the only planet whose temperature is increasing. LOOK IT UP! THERE ARE OTHERS! and guess what else?! THERE ISN'T LIFE ON THEM! yes, life may have been, or may be on mars...but surely they don't have the same things we have that are supposedly causing our problems.

So people, please, stop worshipping Al Gore. Al Gore = Dog+Food+Digestion...get over him, hes just a hypocrite...and to all of you saying I'm waking up to see that I'm on fire. Well, I won't even say it...