Gods Gift to Woman (a spam email promise)

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By jimmythejock


Gods Gift to Woman

If I were to buy the products advertised in the spam email that I receive every hour of every day, then I would definitely become Gods Gift to Woman Kind.

Don't worry ladies there would be plenty of me to go around I wouldn't let all of my new found enhancements go to waste on just one of you. Of course with all of the money I have recently won on the lottery and the south African money I am about to receive there isn't a woman alive who would turn me down

Anyway enough of my dreaming, lets get on with the real story for this page.

Over the past few months I have received hundreds of emails if not thousands all dedicated to making me more of a man than they obviously believe that I am, and the promises of millions would make me a Gazillionaire by now,

This poem Gods Gift to Woman is dedicated to those spam emails, I hope that you enjoy.

Gods Gift to Woman

I used to be dull and boring

Mr average living an average life

With my average 2.4 children

And my average little wife

Recently all that has changed

And everything goes my way

Thanks to the spam email

That I receive every day

I win a couple of million bucks

Every time that I log in

From many different lottery sites

That I have never even seen

Thanks to those spam emails

I am now a bigger man

And I last longer in the bedroom

The perfect lover I've become

Rich and super human

With stamina like you've never seen

I am Gods Gift to Woman

But only in my dreams.

Have fun.......jimmythejock

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Iðunn profile image

Iưunn  says:
2 years ago

Wonderful poem, Jimmy! Haha, I've always wanted to do something with bizarre spam headlines, but you actually did it. :D

You are rather God's Gift to Women, anyway, sin fior. :D

Kenny Wordsmith profile image

Kenny Wordsmith  says:
2 years ago

LOL! Laughing it off with the help of your poem definitely eases my irritation at seeing some of these precious emails that manage to get out of the bulk folder!

Thank you.

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jimmythejock  says:
2 years ago

thanks Iðunn and Kenny, I am glad you enjoyed it lol, i have a couple more up my sleeve and i will either add them here or to a new hub.....jimmy

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Stacie Naczelnik  says:
2 years ago

I love that you put such stupid emails to productive use.

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jimmythejock  says:
2 years ago

Thanks Stacie, glad you enjoyed .....jimmy

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2patricias  says:
17 months ago

The only thing you appear to have omitted is the Rolex watch! But it made me giggle.

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