Gods Gift to Woman (a spam email promise)
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Gods Gift to Woman
If I were to buy the products advertised in the spam email that I receive every hour of every day, then I would definitely become Gods Gift to Woman Kind.
Don't worry ladies there would be plenty of me to go around I wouldn't let all of my new found enhancements go to waste on just one of you. Of course with all of the money I have recently won on the lottery and the south African money I am about to receive there isn't a woman alive who would turn me down
Anyway enough of my dreaming, lets get on with the real story for this page.
Over the past few months I have received hundreds of emails if not thousands all dedicated to making me more of a man than they obviously believe that I am, and the promises of millions would make me a Gazillionaire by now,
This poem Gods Gift to Woman is dedicated to those spam emails, I hope that you enjoy.
Gods Gift to Woman
I used to be dull and boring
Mr average living an average life
With my average 2.4 children
And my average little wife
Recently all that has changed
And everything goes my way
Thanks to the spam email
That I receive every day
I win a couple of million bucks
Every time that I log in
From many different lottery sites
That I have never even seen
Thanks to those spam emails
I am now a bigger man
And I last longer in the bedroom
The perfect lover I've become
Rich and super human
With stamina like you've never seen
I am Gods Gift to Woman
But only in my dreams.
Have fun.......jimmythejock
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Comments
LOL! Laughing it off with the help of your poem definitely eases my irritation at seeing some of these precious emails that manage to get out of the bulk folder!
Thank you.
thanks Iðunn and Kenny, I am glad you enjoyed it lol, i have a couple more up my sleeve and i will either add them here or to a new hub.....jimmy
I love that you put such stupid emails to productive use.
Thanks Stacie, glad you enjoyed .....jimmy
The only thing you appear to have omitted is the Rolex watch! But it made me giggle.













Iưunn says:
2 years ago
Wonderful poem, Jimmy! Haha, I've always wanted to do something with bizarre spam headlines, but you actually did it. :D
You are rather God's Gift to Women, anyway, sin fior. :D