Gods Gift to Woman

If I were to buy the products advertised in the spam email that I receive every hour of every day, then I would definitely become Gods Gift to Woman Kind.

Don't worry ladies there would be plenty of me to go around I wouldn't let all of my new found enhancements go to waste on just one of you. Of course with all of the money I have recently won on the lottery and the south African money I am about to receive there isn't a woman alive who would turn me down

Anyway enough of my dreaming, lets get on with the real story for this page.

Over the past few months I have received hundreds of emails if not thousands all dedicated to making me more of a man than they obviously believe that I am, and the promises of millions would make me a Gazillionaire by now,

This poem Gods Gift to Woman is dedicated to those spam emails, I hope that you enjoy.

Gods Gift to Woman

I used to be dull and boring

Mr average living an average life

With my average 2.4 children

And my average little wife

Recently all that has changed

And everything goes my way

Thanks to the spam email

That I receive every day

I win a couple of million bucks

Every time that I log in

From many different lottery sites

That I have never even seen

Thanks to those spam emails

I am now a bigger man

And I last longer in the bedroom

The perfect lover I've become

Rich and super human

With stamina like you've never seen

I am Gods Gift to Woman

But only in my dreams.

Have fun.......jimmythejock