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Gold Digger Movie and Television Quotes

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By Writer Rider


The Original "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend" with Marilyn Monroe

Absolutely Fabulous in the Papers


Yes, we dislike them. They’ll rob you blind while pushing you under the bus, car, train, whatever is nearby or handy. Some of them will kill for a bite of that golden apple pie, but they’re not completely without merit. No, everyone has something to offer and just like children, gold diggers say the darnedest things! Here are 8 movie and television quotes about them. I’ll add more as I collect them. Fun reading!

7th Heaven

Ruthie: You've got money, you've got new clothes, and women are unexplainably attracted to you. Are you Spiderman or something?

Absolutely Fabulous

Patsy: Listen, you little stoat. I own Park Lane. I can borrow as much money as I like.

Gone with the Wind

Rhett Butler to Scarlett O’Hara on their honeymoon: What are you thinking about Scarlett?

Scarlett: "I'm thinking about how rich we are. Rhett - I can keep the lumber business too, can't I?"

Moulin Rouge

Satine [sings]: A kiss on the hand may be, quite continental, but diamonds are a girls best friend! A kiss may be grand but it, won't pay the rental on your humble flat, or help you feed your mmhm pussycat! Men grow cold as girls grow old, and we all lose our charms in the end... But square-cut or pear-shaped, these rocks don't lose their shape; Diamonds are a girl's best friend!

The Wedding Singer

Robbie: Can I borrow your credit card?
Sammie: You're gonna pay me back, right?
Robbie: No. But if you don't give it to me, I'm gonna tell everyone what you said at the bar.

Will and Grace

Karen: Well, well, well. El Pollo has come home to roost. How's Beverly?
Rosario: Miss Karen, I was just...
Karen: Oh, don't insult me with your lies. I know where you were. Scrubbing floors for Beverly Leslie. I can smell his generic cleaning products all over you.
Rosaria: It's not what you think.
Karen: Oh, really? Is that a new Members Only jacket you're wearing?
Rosario: So what if it is? A lady likes nice things

Gold diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain

Jody Salerno: It takes twenty-four hours for bruises to show. Tomorrow I'll wake up looking like an eggplant. This could cost you major dollars.

Rat Race

Viki (the prostitute): So, what can I do for you, Harry?
Harold Grisham (the casino owner): Here's what I want. First... we both get naked.
Viki(the prostitute): : So far so good.
Harold Grisham(the casino owner): Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.

Viki(the prostitute): What's that?
Harold Grisham(the casino owner): Naked... jacuzzi... Pepto-Bismol... toenails... shave my buttocks.
Viki(the prostitute): Well, you have quite an imagination, Harry.

America's Sweethearts

Kingman: I spent eighty-six million dollars of the studio's money on twenty seconds of titles. That's all he sent me, the TITLES! And a note: "Dave, we could also do these in blue." We HAD to make a Hal Weidmann picture!

Davis:The man's won three Oscars. He's a genius.

Kingman: No! There's only been one genius in this business, and that was Señor Wences! A little lipstick, some hair, and his hand, and the guy had a career for eighty-five years! "S'aright!".


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dohn121  says:
4 months ago

This was very funny! Thanks.

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Writer Rider  says:
4 months ago

Thanks dohn!

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