Google is God: 8 proofs for you ignorant mortals
56Why Google is God
God is an entity to which we mortals can turn to in the time of need. In today's world, the closest thing to God is Google. Yes, Google, your friendly neighborhood search engine. Alright, stop laughing at me. It seems you do not believe me. Ok, no problem !! I HAVE GOT PROOF.
PROOF #1: ALL KNOWING
Google is the only Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence and it can also be scientifically verified.
PROOF #2: EVERYWHERE AT ONCE
Not only Google is Omniscient, it is also Omnipresent (everywhere at once). Billions of indexed WebPages are hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.
PROOF #3: MEN PRAY AND IT ANSWERS
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
PROOF #4: IMMORTAL
She is not a physical being like you and me. She is immortal.
PROOF #5: INFINITE
Google is infinite. The Internet will grow forever, and Google will keep indexing its infinite growth forever.
PROOF #6: EVERYBODY IS SAME FOR HER
Google remembers all everything is the same in her eyes. It has the same rules (commandments) for every page and ranks them in search results accordingly.
PROOF #7: DO NO EVIL
Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.
PROOF #8: MOST PRAYED AMONG CONTEMPORARY GODS
According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined. (See attached graphs if you do not believe me)
Note for the readers: These are not my own thoughts. However, I read a similar article with the grace of this Almighty God some time back and saved it for future reading. This hub is an edited version of the original article. It is sad, I do not have the original author's name.
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Smiling Cat.. like your humor.. and that is why I am your fan :)
Appreciate and respect your appreciation/love of Google. If any internet entity deserves such praise, it's Google.
One disagreement. Google can be used for evil ... and in some cases gives out info it shouldn't for example ... one could put in a phone number and often address, house pictures and other private information that person didn't authorize to put up appears .. that should be a no-no.
Appreciate your honestly. I guess, I was wrong on that part. Anyway, I am sure you realized that I wrote this hub as a fun piece - not to be taken seriously :)
Stooge. As you know, I like to laugh ... and I'm certain we will hanging out at HUBS .... As I think you like, I take your HUBS seriously so if I'm responding, I'm going to tell you what I really think. Never, ever any disrespect intended.
BTW, do you guess that you appreciate my honesty or guess that you were wrong ... just kidding, I know what you meant. BUT, a decent example how one can mistakingly interpret what the writer is saying. Happens all the time.
You are getting funnier and funnier by day. Dangerous !!! :D
Surely, I like it when anybody takes my hub seriously. I like good natured criticism even more. And hey, I dont think you will show disrespect to me and even if you come out with some harsh words, I am not going to take offence.
I appreciate you correcting me again. I guess, I was wrong there. (Sounds familiar?) ;-) ;-)
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Smiling Cat says:
4 months ago
Do you own stock in god? LOL....reminds me of when I had raw sewage flood my basement (thank you lavale sanitation)...they said it was an act of god....my wife won't let me market it as holy crap.....great hub!