HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE
695 Simple Steps On How To CHEAT
All over the globe the one major factor that has been of tremendous concern to many married women is the cheating factor. Many marriages have hit the rocks primarily because many men have cultivated the habit of sneaking into other beds outside that of matrimony...only for a short while though. Almost always,sooner or later, they invariably get caught and this inevitably sends most of their marriages careening for the rocks.
Unfortunately, married men have over the years been unable to get away with the art, or is it craft of cheating on their darling wives. If a marriage is not working then it simply is'nt! Someone from within is making the marriage difficult to work and more often than not it's both parties within it and not the woman out there.
Both parties owe it to one another to make it work;usually it falls on the man to make it happen. The only way to actualise this is to cheat on her further in the simple outline listed below: Go ahead and CHEAT!
Care for her...she needs to be nurtured just like when the romance began
Help her with some chores...it'll keep you home and away from the 'wolves'
Express your affection for her at all times...she needs to be re-assured
Appreciate her efforts in all she does...she has to be told she's invaluable
Thank her for being there for the kids as well as being the best replacement for your MUM!!!
Trust me, wives are doing a great job, as thankless as it is. Men don't just seem to get it. All the thank you good wives get is for men to go out and cheat on them! The least men ought to do is be faithful...that's all wives ask for...fidelity guarantee.
If you insist on cheating, the afore listed is not just the only acceptable way, it's ...THE BEST WAY.
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Neither can I Mr Marmalade...wow 50years? You're an authority in your own rights...way to go Mr Marmalade!!!! Thanks for stopping by.
If you're gonna cheat, why get married?
Great question. Thanks for the comment and for stopping by AspireNow
Great question. Thanks for the comment and for stopping by AspireNow
Thanks, once again, for being a great ambassador for men and for marriage. Your hubs are always helpful and inspiring.
Wonderful hub again!
Cheers!
I read the title of this hub and thought I was going to get all riled up. I found out otherwise....Super Hub. Nice Job..Beautiful advice.
Thank you all so very much. Please stop by again.
Wow! I was told this hub was good and it sure is. If more men felt that way our society would not be on the rocks as it is....Keep up the good work:.)
Thank you SM...I'm encouraged.
very clever hub. thumbs up
Like the replacement for your "Mum" comment. Greate thoughts.
good food for thought ;-)
Thanks y'all...have a happy New Year!
Wish a lot of men could put this into practice. It would definitly reduce the divorce rate and unhappiness in marriages. Great Hub.
Great concept and wonderfully said. However some how some men..like the one that left me for a younger woman. never get past themselves..can't see things for what they really are..even after 33 years..Can't figure out why I didn't see it coming..any advise ?? G-Ma :O)
Thanks for the comment PM...marriage requires a lot of hard work on both parties;we just gotta keep trying cos there's no such thing as a perfect marriage.
G-Ma, some of us allow things to go by without paying attention to minute tell-tale signs until we are caught unawares. You may want to check on Singing mommys new hub on 'Secrets wives should know about their husbands'...its quite instructive. Men need more cuddling and affection than women do...trust me. Where they don't get it,rather than complain they go in search of it...covertly of course and then wham;they're ready to move in with the other woman...sad but true. G-ma you can still find true love...it's out there! Stay positive...it ain't over yet. Be strong.
thanks for being the first! there will be much more to come!
Cheating is horrible! Never done it, never will!
You're welcome. Cheating is quite despicable...don't ever. Be good.
Food for thought.
Cheating is dirty game, but there are situations when cheating becomes inevitable, and when a man indeed, is confronted with this situation, going about it with the kind of ingenious skills you give helps the dirty game to go on without domestic tensions! I dont want to cheat o my wife, but I know people whose married lives would have been hot hell if they didnt cheat a little and they really need this guide!
Very clever! Never judge a hub by it's title... =) I look forward to reading more!
Hey good hub, I was reading your comments on someone elses hub about christianity, and came here. Good article. I noticed what you said concerning, that article titled "not everyone can be a christian", you might be interested in what I write.
Josiah
oh...your heading mislead me to the your hub....
Great hub Soyelude. Love what you did w/ the acronym CHEAT. Ever heard of the book The Five Love Languages? Some of what you've written is in line w/what my husband and I have learned through a portion of that book. (The languages specified are Physical Touch, Acts of Service, Quality Time, Words of Affirmation, and Receiving Gifts.)
Thanx for the comment.True...true. This does make a lot of sense. Wish I could lay my hands on the book so I can bless newly weds. We must make the effort to make our marriages WORK. Thanx for stopping by Christinekv.
Oh dear I just read your response to me...No way , I was more then cuddly and caring..In fact I think maybe too much so. He was spoiled and a bit younger..however I am easy to talk to and forgiving and understanding and that is what hurt me. To tell you the truth...oh never mind I won't go there....Anyway lieing, cheating and sneaking isn't anyway to act after 33 years...and right now I don't care if I ever love again...G-Ma :o) hugs
You must try...G-ma. Try. Tons of Agape love.
Does it really matter? I mean to love another man? Try I always will to be a better person and care about other's and take care of my mom...lucky woman who is with you. G-Ma :o) hugs
Awesome hub. I read it twice.
My G-ma...never say never!!!!
ladyk 78 thanx for stopping by.
I came here ready for a fight and leave feeling all warm and squishy inside. I agree both people need to work at a relationship, but it's nice to see a guy telling guys what to do.
Thank goodness you did'nt pull a punch!!! Pls stop by again...Rhym.
Interesting how a Hub with such a title can turn into a discussion about healthy marriages and relationships. :)
well i think both parties ie men and women should work by what you mentioned earlier. Cheating can be from both sides.And i guess we never see it coming.
Well thanks glassvisage and Uriel....nice of you to comment. Appreciate it. Pls stop by again.
Cheating is pathetic, cheaters should be shot.
Love is important, not lust.
MrMarmalade says:
2 years ago
Been down the same road for 50 Years and have no desire to cheat.
Can not understand why anybody does.