Just what are those old wives doing talking about male appendages for anyway? I guess it goes to show that those womens magazines are nothing new. Woman have been gossiping about men for, well, as long as there have been men. So as per my calculations at least 94 years.

In ancient times when everybody wore clothes in public, women, and perhaps some curious men, wondered if there was a way of predicting the size of potential partners packages.
The dirty old wives of the day exacted a direct correlation between the size of a mans feet and his cockidendem.

This old wives tale tends to be rather popular with men walking around with gigantic feet. It stand to reason that if everything else is large, then his sexual organ would also be large.

Like any good university, the University College London let curing cancer take a back seat while they explored this supposed foot to penis correlation once and for all.

A sample pool of 104 volunteers, all men, young and old, was drawn from. Urologists took measurements of both feet and penises. Paying special attention to measure the penis when flaccid, and when gently stretched.

There findings were published in the British Journal Of Urology International. The authors of the research concluded, “The ability to predict the size of a man’s penis by observing his show size is a common misconception; the present study shows that there is no scientific support for the relationship.”

For any ladies reading, don’t be disheartened there’s an easy way to find out. Just ask, I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.