First of all I have to mention that this is not recommended by the World Wide Web Consortium(W3C) as it is completely ridiculous. Except for the link at the end, I'm not a complete goofball and it's pretty handy for any of your html info needs.

This is more of a last resort when you have given up on html and you need too goof around simply for fun. All caps is recommended especially as your problems increase with your rage.

When things are going badly, you may use this format:

<CRAP>I hate html, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it</CRAP>

If your problem is that you are completely confused and don't know what's going on use this:

<WTF?>holy crap i hate html wtf is happening</WTF>

Your problem is that you have made progress and everything simply went wrong and everything was erased? Nooo problems there friend, here's some quick troubleshooting format:

<OMFG>Where the hell did my script go, two days work for nothing</OMFG>

Image files can be a pain, but the easiest way to insert this without having to specify the filetype since it's probably porn anyways is this:

<XXX>sexy mama oh baby yeah yeah</XXX>

If all else fails, then here is a REAL link to some great html resources. This is not a joke and you can find lots of info here.

Web Developer's Handbook