Top 10 Hairstyles To Die For...Or From
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I'm sure you have heard of mood music. At The Jackalope Salon, we specialize in matching your hairstyle to your mood, whatever it may be. The following are the ten most popular styles, that we offer. If you're not sure about your mood, we can help there, as well. For a nominal charge, you will be custom fitted with state of the art mood jewelry. We offer mood rings, mood earrings, and bracelets. And if you're more adventurous, we have mood jewelry for all the most popular piercings. So relax, have a cup of tea, and browse our portfolio.
#10
Having A Bad Hare Day
Ok, this one is near and dear to my heart. Add some antlers, and you've got a truly beautiful hairdo for that special night. What more could a Jackalope ask for? All you need, is a truckload of hairspray, and about fourteen hours of preparation. Use this photo as a template, and you're on you way to stardom!
#9
Feeling Stubborn?
If you are feeling stubborn, you know...pig headed, then #9 is clearly the way to go. What better way to alert the world at large to your mood, than putting a larger than life porcine warning (particularly effective for redheads) right up front? I know that if I saw a snout like that coming down the street, I would give it a wide berth. And when you're in a mood like that, isn't that what you really want? #9 is sure to make you happier than a pig in... well, you know.
#8
Take The Bull By The Horns
Are you strong and confident? A take no prisoners type? #8 says "I'm bull-headed, and I'm proud of it!" When you take this bull by the horns, the competition had better get out of the way, or be ready to be trampled. Sporting this bovine beauty, you can go about your business with confidence.
#7
Who Doesn't Love Puppies?
Thinking about getting a tattoo of your adorable puppy? What if he runs away, and you buy a different breed? Will you go through the painful, and expensive removal process? Will you get another tattoo? Why not a beautiful hair sculpture of your precious pup? It's less permanent, less painful, and he won't be covered by your clothing.
Not a dog person? We also do cats, goldfish, lizards, bunnies (see #10), and ferrets. Or, for an additional fee, we can custom design a hair portrait in the likeness of any species of pet not listed. The possibilities are limitless!
#6
I Am The Walrus
If you prefer a nautical theme, we can accommodate your taste. #6, The Walrus, is among our most requested styles. Whether you are a lover of sea life, or a lifelong Beatles fan, this do is the one for you! For realism, we can add a few highlights, and a live mackerel or two. If you have a somewhat smaller head, we offer this style in a modest fur seal configuration. Or, if you are larger in stature, we can give you the bolder "Sea Lion With Pups".
#5
Grin And Bear It
If you are the outdoorsy type, #5 was designed with you in mind. This sexy ursine up-do says "Hibernate with me!" (or words to that effect). If you want to keep it real we suggest some pine scented hair spray, and a few randomly placed pine-cones. Perhaps you are getting along in years? Ask about a senior discount on our polar bear design. Now that's some great looking gray!
The Safari Collection
The final four, in no particular order, are from our fabulous Safari Collection. Whether you are heading off on a hunt, or simply have a job interview at your local zoological park, these amazing hairstyles will make an impression. Pick one, or we can re-size them to fit several on your head. If you choose the lion or the elephant, and you like a little whimsy, we have some wonderful accouterments. A micro-cassette player can easily be concealed inside, to play "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", or the ever popular "Baby Elephant Walk."
If you're a bit self conscious about your height, or lack thereof, the giraffe will put you head and shoulders above your peers. Adding a full foot to your stature, you can walk with your head in the tree tops.
And If You Are Shin Skinned
Nothing says tough, like the rhino. If you have ever been accused of being thin skinned, or just need a confidence boost, the rhino has your name all over it. Nobody messes with this beast, and they won't dare to mess with you, either. As with all of our designs, we fully guarantee it to last, at least until you get to your car. How you fit it into your car is your business, but at least you will look good getting there.
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Special Bonus Hairstyle
Well I can see by the comments below, that I have to throw in a special bonus for loyal clients. Since there were two separate requests for horns (I hope antlers are close enough), I bring you the No Gnus Is Good Gnus. It costs a little more, but as you can see, it's well worth the extra cash. If you come in today, we will put a monkey on his back, for no additional charge. That's two do's for the price of one! How can you go wrong with that?
Get Yours Today!
I urge you to act soon, because there is an ugly rumor that the department of health is poised to shut us down. Something about toxic chemicals, and unsafe practices. I don't know where they get this stuff. In the event that you don't get here in time, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that these designs are not necessarily my own. They are, in fact, called hair hats. They do exist in real life, and were designed by a Japanese pop artist, whose name is Nagi Noda. Whether they are available to the public, I do not know, but they certainly are thought provoking.
Of course, we also offer The Donald, but it's not for everyone.
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No problem! Thanks for reading!
This was great!!!! Made me smile!
Wow...bet those aren't fun to comb out later...but they are cool to look at!
Lol I Luv it!
Thanks for sharing I got a kick out of them all.
I like them all but I don't think I will try any of them on my hair any time soon..hee hee To hard to comb out I would have to agree :)
Thanks Anna Marie! They made me laugh too!
Spryte, I already have you sized up for the lion.
That is hilarious. Nice work.
The Donald's by far the scariest.
Thanks Paul! Haven't seen you around my hubs before. Welcome!
Livelonger, I couldn't agree more. Lots of hairspray holdin' that bad boy together.
born in the year of the pig so I'll just go for no.9! Unfortunately as I don't have red hair I would have to go a multi coloured look! thanks for the hub
Wow! Those are some freakishly awesome hairstyles!
Ohh dear! You hear about people starting to look like their pets. Is this a quicker way of doing it? Just when you get a handle on people's strangeness you bring this up. jajajaja!
Jewels, you are obviously talking about The Donald! Good eye!
Kerryg, i'm not sure if they are freakishly awesome, or awesomely freakish. Either way, thanks for coming by!
ajcor, if you are celebrating the year of the pig, why not go whole hog? Go ahead and spring for the warthog! It's only $100 bucks more, and it comes with some really cool tusks!
Hoo hoo.... alls missing is a badger or a skunk for those folks who have a white streak down the middle.
Oh how fabulous and inspirational!!
Awwww...a lion. :) thanks, BT!
They should make hairdos with all the signs of the zodiac. How cool would it be to walk around with a scorpion on your head? Okay...so maybe the scales and that guy who is part man part goat...or whatever he is...would look kinda terrible, maybe...
those tusks really sound fabulous - I think that I just might have to go for the warthog look!
NOW THAT WAS GREAT. laughed my ass off.
Then Ta Ra Ra there is the Sxtyorso coming to a Jackalope hair studio near you!
Great funny hub BT
I'd like one with devilish horns, I trust there's one in your brilliant portfolio? :)
Wow! I thought this hub would languish, and die here. Thanks for the comments everyone. Ananta, since you asked, I may just have a little something for you. I'll add #11, shortly.
I'll be looking forward to that. You might want to assign #666 to it, though ;)
Already done! Check out the Special bonus. I call it #11.
Wow, funny and crazy styles!! Not sexy looking but fun!
Hey Donald, sort your barnet out lol
:)
You never disappoint with your hubs, always something funny and different. I love it!
Not sexy looking? Did you see that rabbit? It definitely says "come hither."
That's a cute one, Ananta. The devil horns are a classic look! Very retro.
Gwendymom, I'm glad you liked it. Stop by any time!
B.T. cool hairstyles. I do think that antler hairstyle would look rather cute on you. I'd love to see it!
This Hub is a real winner AND it shows how easily B.T. masters many businesses. This is th ebest thing I;ve read in a week.
How about a twirling Tasmanian devil, since my hair already approaches that configuration? No mass of electric eels though - too many sparks.
Thanks, Patty. I was reserving the tasmanian devil for Eric Graudins. I figured you for the bear. Seems to fit the Native American motif you have going on with some of your hubs.
Dottie! Welcome back to my corner of hubpages! I do like the antlers, and I suspect that you are the walrus! Koo-Koo-Catchoo!
I justed wanted to add that I would really like to catch Donald Trump in a dark alley somewhere, so that I could hold him down and style that awful hair.
I'm not entirely sure it's hair, gwendymom. I've always suspected it to be a dead squirrel.
My Mohawk tribe fell in with white settlers very well and early on, especially in business, so it would have to be an Accounts Ledger or Cash Register rather than a bear in my hair. lol But they did like Eagles in the early days.
How about an abacus? That could be quite do-able.
Indeed! I'll take that one. How much?
I see rmr is stealing my thunder again. I was gonna say abacus! I believe I can do that for a very reasonable rate. Which of course, we can discuss after the fact.
hmmm, it does resemble a dead squirrel.
Oh dear God!!!
Thank-you, B.T. I thought I was having a really bad hair day until I saw these.
Not sure which is worse, the women or the Donald.
Fabulous job, Sir Jackalope!!
Do you think RMR ever feels like he's got a split personality? Just wondered.
Thanks Shirley! I don't know about a split personality, but he does enjoy splitting hares.
hahahahahahaha
I'm crying. I was gonna quote a funny part, but what's the point of just pasting the whole thing back into a comment. The commentary on the walrus made me snort; I mean, who wouldn't pay for the extra touches on that? And this whole thing is fricking hilarious. (What in god's name were these people thinking?) Thanks for a total laugh riot. U rule.
Where in the world? Better yet, what in the world??? This was hysterical! Great job. I have to say, though they are ridiculous, some of them are beyond cool! Except for that Trump guy. Now that's beyond the realm of believability! Another fine piece.
Thanks, Shades. That means a lot coming the king of hub satire! Can't wait to see what the next hubmob subject conjures up.
Christoph, I'm thinking about stalking these girls. I think their hair would look great on my wall!
I've seen the site these came from. Hilarious hub.
I think they've been around since '95. I can't even imagine what she's come up with since. And I don't think I want to try!
Haha, this is such a cute hub!
Thanks, starkissed. So which one would you like. C'mon, you can say it. We're all friends here. Its the gnu, isn't it? I knew it!
B.T. Salon OwnerLope - And here I thought rmr was a high-paid part-time consultant that sits in the back of your salon and studies the bumps on clients' heads and secret dossiers of myself and the shadow government while smoking strong French cigarettes, wearing a beret, drinking Australian wine, and blowing smoke rings, only to jump up to exclaim, "Voila! I have it - Le BeadBoard!"
Very interesting. Some of them scared me quite a bit. :-)
Hello again, Patty. Funny you should mention these things. rmr has a little interest in phrenology, but hasn't studied it enough to actually be employed. And speaking of shadow governments, we both occupy positions within the bilderbergers, and the trilateral commission. But you didn't hear that from me.
Om Paramapoonya, I'm sorry to have scared you. The gnu is a bit upsetting, isn't it?
Where are the echidna and the platypus. Probably did have them but they are no longer in vogue. Oh well hair today gone tomorrow, I guess nothing is permanent.
Salon B.T. Scary man just scary and the girls are a bit scary as well.
Wow, those were amazing looking - especially the lion. Donald definitely needs one.
Brainstormer, welcome back to the darkside. When developing my Aussie line, I found very little demand for the echidna, or the platy. We do have the Yowie, and the Bunyip available. Also, the bird-eating spider is currently in development, and the wombat is in pre-production. Thanks for inquiring!
Constant! Thanks for your input. We are always interested in the opinions of prospective clients. Mr. Trump was in my shop, recently. We fitted him with the bull. We are also designing a set of Mercury wings, which I think would look fabulous on someone who walks as much as you do. Come in for the product launch, and I will personally do the installation!
Mercury wings? Wouldn't that defeat the whole image of a walker?
WOW! It's just too hard to chose - I might have to do one of those combos you offer :-)
You never heard of a speed walker? They would at least make you look faster.
Thanks, dineane! You could also come in once a month. You know, try 'em one at a time.
B.T. Evil Pants,
Another stellar hub.
sschilke
sshilke, you are too kind!
What didn't I hear you say?...
btw - have you seen 7,000,000 eels on pogo sticks hopping this way from Old Firm's garden? They all need hairdos.
That was awesome! I need a good laugh!
Which of these hairdos will you be selecting for you presidential inauguration ball? Inquiring minds want to know.
Patty, Send 'em in. I can use the business! I'm thinking they might like the Medusa!
2Honest, if you need a laugh, come in and look around. People are laughing at me all the time!
SweetiePie! I haven't decided on my inaugural hair, yet. I'm thinking about creating a hairy bust of Bill Clinton. Whaddaya think?
I like this decision very much B.T. Evilpants.
BT it looks like you have totally stolen the hair from hubmob. The comments are really funny as usual. The other hairy hubs just have to queue at the salon.
For the inauguration I would suggest a cigar popped by an oil well representing two era's of presidents. You should of course wear an Alaskan elk skin, with a palindrome stitched on the back.
Well, to tell you the truth sixty, I'm thinking about pulling out of the race. This salon looks like it might just take off. I'm enjoying the comments too. I had no idea it would be this popular. I nearly scrapped it, and started over!
What will the Jackalope Sanctuary do without your Presidential assistance - or willl you funnel a portion of salon profits over to them? You could offer free hair services to William F. Torpey via a Jackalope Lobby if he runs unopposed.
Now that you mention it, I don't think I can just let that guy win. I guess maybe I can do both. We Jackalopes are nothing if not multitaskers!
Stellar! Sensational! Please give me a monthly appointment, so I can have a different do, I mean installation, each month. Let's see...that will put me on an 11-month rotation, since I definitely don't want the Donald for any reason. Yes, I think I can handle that. Thank you!
Well, business is picking up! Would the young lady like a booster seat?
What an excellent customer-service-oriented question! I'll pass on the booster seat, but thank you so much for the consideration. You are, apparently, a jackalope *and* a gentleman.
WOWOWOWOW! And I thought my teen son's hair was bad. Sheesh!!
It probably is. I know my teens both have scary hair. But these are works of art!
Awesome portfolio! LOL Can I make an appointment now before you get shut down? It would be a waste not to be able to try one of these. I'd like to try hmmmm #5 please LOL
#5, excellent choice! We welcome walk-ins. And don't forget to see my good friend rmr. He's doing phrenology, and iridology in the back. No charge for hub angels!
Wow how nice! Hahaha rmr, iridology please! :)
I thought you might get a kick out of that one.
You're not going to get your hands on the eels by some Trumped up hair butchery. They already have mullets, artfully designed by a barber that I imported (actually, I had him deported for failing to eat pasta on a Sunday) from Seville. He was a government barber there, near the port. Sort of an off quay Seville Servant.
I'm glad that you and Sixtyorso seem to be getting on so well these days, he seems to have taken quite a shine to you so give him a cut and polish.
I also have my own elite hare butchery, "The Welshing Rabbit", specialising in disciplinary hare-cuts ten inches below the antler. Most effective in France about 350 years back I believe.
The chair is very similar in appearance and restraint methods to the ones used in some of the more civilised of your states for the altruistic purpose of teaching prisoners more socially acceptable behavior. Draping the occupant in elective eels and showing them iridescent pictures of Shirley Temple results (dependant on the number of eels) in either a good feed, or a good fry-up. (How're all those unimportant but strategically placed little islands looking these days ol' buddy, ol' pal?)
Trust me, I'm behind you all the way.
These look more like objects than hairstyles. LOL great hub.
You're missing the Sabre-toothed Tiger - teeth either side of the face would look awesome!
B.T.,
I have to vote for your counterpart, #10. It is by far the most charming one LOL
Thanks for sharing these crazy hairdos!!
Well, alrighty then! Those are some of the most bizarre hair styles on earth, haha.
How Wild! Thanks!
Thank YOU. Come back, any time!
Too funny- you've done your job. I'll be coming back for more laughs! I love the jackelope thing.
Thanks izettl! Glad you got a laugh!
What a tough choice! I don't know if I want to be a bovine beauty or try to carry off the #11. :D
What the heck, it's Valentine's day, give me the #11 please!!
Happy Valentine's Day to you BT. Hope you have a wonderful day full of love, happiness, and chocolate. :)
Pam! The #11 it is! While you're here, enjoy a free latte. I hope your Valentine's day was a good one, too!
In honor of our great economy, could I get a double: the bear in the front and the bull in the back?
Very creative PM! For a nominal fee, I could merge the two into a push-me-pull-you type of arrangement.
Ahhh... Dr. doolittle again.
What ever you can fit in on such short notice.
Where ya' been, anyway?
Just a little under the weather lately, Proud Mom. I'll be back, though.
What? No porcupines, possums, coyotes, armadillos and racoons?!
Dang buncha city gals!
I usually have jackalope stew for a cure-all. OOps! I shouldn't have told you that.
You ever been through Bernalillo, NM? They have a great outdoor accessories store called Jackelope's. I'll never drive by again without thinking of you.
LOL too much. The funniest was Trump ?
G-Ma Johnson says:
14 months ago
woweee...where's one with some horns or a Halo????cute and very stylish ??? thanks for brightening my day...G-Ma :o) hugs