First of all my disclaimer. I'm not a singer, I can't sing, and I don't pretend to be a singer...because I know i can't. I'm also not a talent scout, nor do I pretend to be. With that being said, here's a story. I've heard the name Hannah Montana, the hottest preteen attraction since Minuedo. I was busy doing the New years preparations, when I heard something on the television that I really couldn't make out, so I went in to see and sure enough there she was,

Maybe it was my hearing, maybe it was the accoustics, maybe it was the lack of studio vocal magic, but what I heard was definitely not singing. After listening to maybe 1 minute of this I began to think about the mother and child essay situation, and the free Hannah Montana make over and tickets to her concert. Then I thought about how...or none the less why, tickets were going for $1,000.00 on the black market, to see Ms Cyrus's own style of uhmm singing.

When I sit back and think about it, her fame makes perfect sense. Lets compare it to the Chia pet, or even Speed Metal music. The Chia is cute, but thats about it. Speed metal music is lyrically impossible to understand for the most part, is extra loud, and extra fast. I guess it boils down to taste. Lets hope we keep producing preteen girls whose parents will open their wallets at will, no mater what or who for.