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By Iðunn


Happy Blowfish Day!

Blowfish were once the iambic pentameter of their time and in honor of those wonderful dayz, I bring you Happy Blowfish Day to satisfy your needs for all thingz blowfish.

It's a good thing iambic pentameters are no longer the iambic pentameterz of the time, because those are harder to compose. :p

I think one of the first brushes with the original iambic pentameter I found right here on HubPages. It's a lovely poem by Poetic Muse found here:

Poetry: He who would be king

Poetic Muse inspired me to write what few form poems I have on here, because her work is so delightful. :)

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Happy Blowfish Day Parade Pic


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Inane Blowfish Remarks - A 13 line Conversation About One Thing

 

jojo: I want to eat a blowfish.

Iðunn: :shakefist: I want to cuddle a baby blowfish :heart:

jojo: No. I want to eat a blowfish. :|

Iðunn: No. :|

jojo: It's a very dangerous undertaking.

jojo: Someone could get poked. :|

Iðunn: It shall be a very undone undertaking. There shall be no eating of blowfish in this thread.

jojo: sweet meats. I tried to say sweet cheeks but it came out all wrong.

Iðunn: possibly you've gotten too close to something spiky and irresistable and it's damaged your neuronz for speech already. :eek: they say that drowning is an easy death (richard III - shakespeare) but they say that dying by blowfish is extraordinarily painful O.O

jojo: but there often can be nothing more than a fine line between pain and pleasure. :|

Iðunn: and the blowfish hold that line carefully, swimming in exquisite slowness, back and forth guarding the difference.

roguelet: The downside of the pain/pleasure experience is that pleasure is fleeting and agonizing pain is forever. :(

Iðunn: time is relative :|

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Generic Blowfish

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Blowfish Flambe

 

some may say that life

is like a box of blowfish

grand when not toxic

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Blowfish in the News

Blowfish Testicles Poison 7 Diners In Japan

TOKYO - 27Jan09

"Blowfish testicles prepared by an unauthorized chef sickened seven diners in northern Japan and three remained hospitalized Tuesday after eating the poisonous delicacy..."

A Fish to Live or Die For

"The puffer fish, also known as blowfish, packs a deadly toxin, but it might save drug addicts.

Puffers are so-named because when threatened, they suck in water and swell to twice their normal size. Puffers can kill. Many parts of their body contain tetrodotoxin. It's stronger than cyanide. Specially trained chefs in Japan prepare safe parts of the fish as a delicacy, but now and then a diner dies.

Now a drug derived from tetrodotoxin is being used in a clinical trial by Wex Pharmaceuticals for treatment of withdrawal symptoms from drugs like heroin. The trial started this month and results are expected next year..."

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Palmolive: You're soaking in it - Blowfish Version

Blowfish Lifecycle Slideshow - credit Medlar


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Ninja Blowfish Attack

yes, I chopped this.  and it showz. :p
yes, I chopped this. and it showz. :p

Blowfish Delight

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And now for no apparent reason...

...Dingo-in-a-Meatgrinder.

Dingo in - Fadz out

Dingo-in-a-Grinder

yes, I chopped this one too :o
yes, I chopped this one too :o

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Froggy213 profile image

Froggy213  says:
2 years ago

Now I want a pet blowfish!!!

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

me too. don't they look adorable! I love the pic of that tiny blowfish in the man's hand. :)

G-Ma Johnson profile image

G-Ma Johnson  says:
2 years ago

hee hee a pet blowfish  ?? sounds interesting to me..They are salt water fish right??  I want to have one too..I have a beautiful Beta fish now for 2 years.  He follows mt finger on the outside of the bowl..G-Ma :O) hugs

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

I never had much luck with my beta. I'm not good at fish. I think that is why I like them best on the internet :) It sounds like you are a 'beta' fishparent than I. :D

They are cute, aren't they?

AuraGem profile image

AuraGem  says:
2 years ago

I think I have fallen into blowfish heaven!

Simply great!

Smiles and Light

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

it's a bit prickly to fall into a batch of blowfish, but we are brave. :D

AuraGem profile image

AuraGem  says:
2 years ago

Ahh! But I have my best anti-blowfish "stick-on-peel-off" wet suit on! Totally disposable in a green way because it dissolves once out of the water! It is impregnated with blowfish aura! All cool!

Smiles and Light

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

mine keepz sticking on but not peeling off :( it's really hard to float this way.

I love the 'green' aspect of your antiblowfish wetsuit, for a lot of reasonz.  I'm something of a fan of the colour green. :heart:

Such wonderful creativity.  :)  I'm glad you are enjoying Blowfish Day~

Paraglider profile image

Paraglider  says:
2 years ago

Ah but at least Iambic Pentameter isn't poisonous. Good fun hub!

robie2 profile image

robie2  says:
2 years ago

yum yum! Gonna have some blowfish along with my cow on a stick LOL--lovethe way yoiur mind works Iðunn

How about some dactylic hexameter for the folks< see me shaking my head and smiling>

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

*is overcome with Blowfish Luv*

They have the beaky

mouth, spiky thingz and bloated

pufferfish bodies.

Zsuzsy Bee profile image

Zsuzsy Bee  says:
2 years ago

pudgy cheecks and all

fun HUB

regards Zsuzsy

Guru-C profile image

Guru-C  says:
2 years ago

Thank you for bringing back the mirth!!!!!!

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

Paraglider, true.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

robie, that sounds lke a poetic dinosaur hybrid, perhapz like a pteradactyl.  something might could be done. :p

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

rogue. they aren't bloated, they are just big-boned. :( like cartman. :)

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

zsu, hard not to love blowfish. they are just so cute. glad you liked them.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

Guru-C and a Happy Blowfish Day to you and to you all !! :D :D :D

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
2 years ago

Children's Hospital here had a saltwater tank in the waiting area that contained a blowfish and other fish. Blowfish swam around and knocked the others aside when people came up to the tank. It was as if he was saying, "Get out of the way, the women prefer ME." lol

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

who wouldn't? :heart:  of course they know and I like my blowfish like I like my men... arrogant and sassy. :)

yay, patty, another great blowfish anecdote~ thx!

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

the way the market keeps falling and with the upcoming recession, we're going to need a lot more blowfish to keep floating. :|

Mark Knowles profile image

Mark Knowles  says:
2 years ago

hehe. What was with the dingo in the meat grinder? Or maybe I shouldn't ask.

Well up to your usual standard. Hehe. I had a tropical Marine fish tank for some years, with a couple of puffer fish in it. I also had a trigger fish that would swim into your hand and let you pick him out of the water. When he died, I was so upset, I sold the whole tank. Oh well.....

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

:(  Fish are really cool.  My mother had an aquarium when I was a little kid, I still remember.  I'm too dippy to keep one up so I don't try; it wouldn't be fair to the fish.

The dingo is a cross of basquiat's Dingoes in the Park which is a graffiti commentary on underbirdz/society and I can't even remember how the meat grinder got mixed into it and where it originated.  To me, it's a symbol for a catalyst.  You put stuff in and get something better out. :)

thooghun profile image

thooghun  says:
2 years ago

The first blowfish picture nearly knocked me off-a my chair. Look at his face! I think 8D should be the new blowfish smily, it looks exactly like the one in the scube picture. (8D) perhaps

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

a blowfish smily, now that is what we need. 8D

:) :)

ChristineRitter profile image

ChristineRitter  says:
2 years ago

hmmm..never really thought about blowfish much, but they sure are cool looking ! Now I want one!

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

Exactly what happened to me.

I think it got me when I was reading up a health article on possible uses of the venom for helping addiciton and they had a photo.  One look, and I fell hook, line and sinker for blowfish (so to speak).  :)

Ana Louis profile image

Ana Louis  says:
2 years ago

Interesting creature...don't want one. Some things are bettr off left in the sea. I'm sure they hate us...at least mad at us, why else would they be all puffed up like that? I tried to puff up like that once (when I was a kid) and almost passed out.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

hehe. nice story. :D

did anyone but me notice they are offering 'blowfish shoes' on google ad top left? I'm scared to click it. and thinking, now THAT might hurt. :O

Poetic Muse profile image

Poetic Muse  says:
2 years ago

Oh man, now I have to hunt up my blowfish photo and write a poem about it. And I'm supposed to be typing lyrics.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

there is alwayz a little time for Blowfish Day. :)

Poetic Muse profile image

Poetic Muse  says:
2 years ago

Okay all set. Just put blowfish in the search thingy.

While I was writing that I noticed that Hubpages banned my 'Last Dance' Sestina. I can see their point, but literature shouldn't be cast into the same heap as porn. Most of the Shakespearean poems would have gotten the axe by Hubpages.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

a tough thing to write. I remember reading that one of yours and looking up the rules for it. OUch. I liked it. I'm surprised I don't get axed constantly and perhaps I still will. :p

Not anymore though. It's all heartbreak poems from here on out, if I write at all.

Poetic Muse profile image

Poetic Muse  says:
2 years ago

Your 'unpoetry' tag cracked me up.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

I admit to playing in the tags a lot. it's like some kind of sick fetish. :D I recently joined both the ralph and the meat grinder fan clubz. :)

manoharv2001 profile image

manoharv2001  says:
2 years ago

so nicely taken

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

manoharv, you should try making up a blowfish haiku or poem, it's pretty fun :)

thx

markion  says:
2 years ago

aren't blow-fish poisonous?

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

depends on what part of them you eat. I suppose the joy of them is all about risk-taking. I think mine was poisonous. :(

maybe the next one won't be.

thx for stopping in to look at my blowfish and Happy Blowfish Day to you~

Kenny Wordsmith profile image

Kenny Wordsmith  says:
2 years ago

I don't share your love for blowfish,Iðunn, but since you made a panegyric of sorts, and celebrated it so much, I will try. :)

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

well, Fads for me are like texas weather, if you just wait a day or two it changes. maybe you will like the next (so far unknown) morph or phase better.

thanks for trying on Blowfish Day, though. what a good sport. :D

Kenny Wordsmith profile image

Kenny Wordsmith  says:
2 years ago

You make it easier for us to be good sports! :D

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

I like my pseudo-revolutions to be inclusive - the more the merrier.

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

a blowfish told me

the secrets of the world were

hidden in bubbles

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

it is hard to play

dodge ball with floating blowfish

must use thingz on stickz

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

behold the blowfish

spikes, a beak, and floppy fins

stuck on a beachball

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

:D :D :D

spiky thingz remain irresistable.

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

spiky...and inflatable!

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

roflmao!

Beaks  says:
2 years ago

Awesome! I've always loved blowfish.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

well, then Happy Blowfish Day to you! :) glad you got a kick out of the Hub.

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

Happy Blowfish Day!

*sneaks a taste of the icing*

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

Happy Blowfish Day, indeed! My daughter came over and cooked for me simply because I was too lazy tonight. :p I feel spoiled beyond belief. :D

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

That is a mighty sweet deal.

See what happens when one believes in the Make-Me-Supper Fairy!

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

hadn't thought of it like that, but I should have. :p damn you're good.

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

She visited me today as well. My husband's Aunt took us out for Chicken & Ribs. :D

I wish the Housekeeping Fairy would get off of her rump...

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

yay you and with you on the house-cleaning fairy. you can tell by the time I spend on here I'm at "not doing" something. the thing I am at "not doing" is spring-cleaning. :(

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

But it's not spring yet! :D

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

I could keep saying that until Fall. and might. :p it's not like I haven't before. hehe

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

It's too cold here for spring cleaning. it was -36 yesterday. You can't speak of spring until I can open my windows without the water lines freezing!

Get back to me around Easter on the spring cleaning.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

tell you what. if I can stand my house, I'll put mine off until you do yours. I admit this is not all as self-sacrifice. :p

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

Blowfishes up high

Blowfishes down low

Blowfishes floating in the sky.

Blowfishes are white

Blowfishes are dark

Blowfishes glow in the night.

Oh! Blow-fishies, dance with me

Into the sea!

Oh! Blow-fishes float like a balloon

Up to the moon!

Oh Blow-fishies won't you drink Drano with me?!

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

*applauds*

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

I'm lucky nobody is here to hear me. I'm singing the blowfish song, and must sound incredibly unwell.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

couldn't be worse than moi. how did you get a house to yourself? did everyone else freeze to death?

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

Hubby's downstair listening to music with headphones on while he writes code, and the Son has gone to bed early. :)

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

lucky you.

I'm still trying to make myself go out and buy groceries :(

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

:heart: the blowfish soap! Necessary for clean & sparkling Blowfish, and gentle on delicate spikes.

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

all the best soap is gentle on the spikes. :heart: like Palmolive - you're soaking in it! :D

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

Lol, Drano! You're soaking in it. :D

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

hahahaha!  indeed.  :p  inexpensive and effective, won't hurt spikes!

being blue is kind of a plus, too :hmm:

rogue nestling profile image

rogue nestling  says:
2 years ago

Punk-rock Blowfish with blue spikes. :)

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

now you're talking my language.

have to run, late for dinner and Mass. (like I'm ever NOT late) back laterzies.

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
2 years ago

Iz Blowfish related to the sea anenome? I only ask because science has now decided that apes, humans, and sea anenomes all came from a comon ancester. Blowfishy surely would not want to be left out. :) hahee

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
2 years ago

I like the way you think. Heck, it's our Happy Blowfish Day... let's say they are anyway. :)

We shall not leave the beloved blowfish out in the cold. :D

Iðunn profile image

Iðunn  says:
7 months ago

god I love this Hub. rogue nestling, come back to me. (well, it worked with Rabi) :o hehe

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