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By Ras Allah


Return of the superhero

It is written in the annals of time that the Creator shall send prophets to save the poor from the voracious crimes of the rich and greedy. I will smile deep down to the spine of my soul , when the creator; In all His splendour sends back Robin Hood to save the poor in America. I imagine the day when He or She comes back and finds the poor being treated like unwanted refugees. Robin Hood would immediately go to the dirty dungeons of the major money machine known as the American Penitentiary and gather his band of outlaws. First stop would be to raid and unleash all the food and water that MONSTER corporations horde in their super-warehouses awaiting to sell to the highest bidder. I can see Robin and his merry band of bandits as they empty the warehouses of Price Chopper, Piggly Wiggly, Walmart, and Food Lion. All of the food and water will be placed in the public parks for the poor to use. The second stop for Robin and his band of outlaws is the home of the Major Pharmaceutical companies and thine brokers who keep the health of the poor ransomed with their astronomical over pricing of medicines that God gave to the people as gifts. I can plainly see Robin and his band of outlaws as they enter the buildings of Pfizer, Bio-con, and Biocryst pharmaceuticals. All medicines will be gathered and given to the people to help them heal. Third stop for Robin and his band of outlaws will be at the doorsteps of the giant corporate landlords who are pushing the poor out of the inner cities and dumping them into suburban wastelands doomed for disaster. It will be a lovely sight when Robin and Little John invade the fortress of Caldwell bank, Deutsche bank and of the many banks of Dubai forcing the scoundrels to release land and home ownership to the poor. Of course Robin will make special efforts to visit the homes of the filthy rich. It is said that if anyone is caught in their possession of legally owning more than one home while his neighbor is homeless will be arrested an forced to undergo a trial with the original Hammurabi text as the source of law. There will be a loud speaker system set up in the streets and highways of America and playing real loud will be the song "Hunger strike" from Temple of the dog. Of course Robin and his band of outlaws will need to deal with the Police forces which have been hired by the rich to protect their greed. But, the creator will send this new Robin Hood with enough charisma to charm most of the police forces into helping the poor in America. Friar Tuck will be busy whipping with cords those leaders of the Churches and Mosques whom have turn the word of God into a money making business. Little John will go to the house of Rush Limbaugh and snatch him up from his pain pill orgy and make him answer for his total disregard for the poor in America. Maid Marian will be busy blowing up all the State supported abortion clinics. Robin will go to the new Bishop of Hereford [Bloom-berg] and rob him of fortunes and beat him senseless for the audacity to spend fortunes for the right to be Mayor of the city. Will Scarlet will take a visit to all those corporate MONSTERS who are making billions while the blood of poor America is spilled and cursed on foreign soils. Arthur a Bland will go snatch Giuliani up and make him admit his contributions to the genocide of the poor youth in New York City. David of Doncaster will visit the offices of huge Tobacco companies and commence to breaking the backs of the owners and profiteers who slapped the poor with a tax on tobacco never heard of since the time of the Boston Tea Party. Alan a Dale will go to Al Sharpton and his cronies and force them to admit to being nothing but showpieces for money. Much the Miller's Son will go visit the families of Walmart and Gates and force them to turn their riches over to the poor, and unemployed in America. Gilbert Whitehand will go to those individuals responsible for creating the Aids and Crack epidemics and force them to witness first hand the suffering and terror they have created for the benefits of Population control. Richard at the Lee will be forced to go the major banks and persuade them to make loans available to everyone regardless to what Trans-union spits out. I awoke from this dream with the Boomerang channel playing the old 1970's cartoon show Stop the pigeon as I adjusted myself in the bed just in time to hear Dick Dastardly say "Wake Up Muttley- Your dreaming Again." I took another Loritab as sweet slices of sleep took me back to witness the Moor Azeem brutally punish Mayor Giuliani...

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