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   God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies.
  ~Author : Claude Louis Hector de Villars Famous Hilarious Random Sayings

   Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention. But it has no persuasive value at all.
  ~Author : John Kenneth Galbraith Inspirational Random Hilarious Sayings

   Organization can never be a substitute for initiative and for judgment.
  ~Author : Louis D Brandeis Nice Quotes

   Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
  ~Author : Albert Einstein Great Sayings

   Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
  ~Author : Unknown Meaningful Sayings

   Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.
  ~Author : Mary Schmich Popular Sayings

   There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
  ~Author : Anon Wise Quotes

   The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.
  ~Author : Morrie Schwartz Witty Sayings

   No idea is so antiquated that it was not once modern; no idea is so modern
that it will not someday be antiquated.
  ~Author : Ellen Glasgow Motivational Sayings

   A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines.
  ~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Famous Quotes

   The pupil who is never required to do what he cannot do, never does what he can do.
  ~Author : John Stuart Mill Inspirational Sayings

   Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  ~Author : John Benfield Nice Quotes

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Jazzmin  says:
4 weeks ago

dont insult the alligater untill AFTER you cross the river

Joseph  says:
3 weeks ago

Nicee Sayings thanks

$#@R)33  says:
3 days ago

there is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just make aure it isn't a train

swaffel koning  says:
2 days ago

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

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