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• They say women are like wine the older the get the sweeter they are.
• The baby that cry that make the most noise is the one that get the milk.
  

• Be careful when a man tells you that he loves you from the bottom of his heart
  This means that there is enough space
  For other girls on top of his heart ha ha you are not the only one in his heart there are more girls.
• How may licks does it takes to get to the center of your pop.
• of all the girls i ever meet you are i dont think i will forget you but if i shall die befory you do i will wait in heaven for you.
• I am not as dumb as i may look but i can spell.

• This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
• We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
• Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
• HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!
• 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand
• No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
• God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
• Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
• If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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  Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going
• Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand
• Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

• When u mix rice in milk you call it kheer.
  When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
  When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
  U call it takedeer. Miss you

• I love you more than all the stars in the sky.
  I love you more as each moment passes us by
• I love you like bee love honey
• My love for you is like rain it just shower all over you
  

• What is the worst thing you could hear when you are making love in you house knock knock baby i am home.
• What goes in the fridge hot and comes out hot  pepper
  
• A man was fulling out a doctor form on the form was some question ,what is you name he said joe, what is you age he said 32, are you married he said no, what work do you do he said plumbing, sex male or female he said i hope soon.
  

• A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
• After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
• While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
• "Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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