Homemade Tattoo: Guaranteed Tattoo Regret

Tattoo Removal Wanted Guaranteed with this Homemade Recipe for Disaster

If you are considering a tattoo but aren't willing to spend the money to you're your tattoo professionally designed and completed then you're in luck. There are ways to make your own homemade tattoo. If you're considering this option then you should also seriously consider the various tattoo removal methods, because it's almost guaranteed you're going to need one after making one of the biggest tattoo mistakes in the history of tattoos.

There are many people just like you bound and determined to ink your skin by attempting homemade tattoos. Without a doubt, you will soon be in a line the very same people wishing for a means of tattoo removal.

One thing is for sure, homemade tattoos using India Ink are closer to the outer surface of the skin. And because these tattoos are not made with the same professional ink pigments used by trained tattoo artists, these homemade tats lack in comparison the crisp, vivid, bright colors of professional ink pigments, thus, warranting the need and demand for tattoo removal.

So, if nothing is going to change your mind about that tattoo you're sure to regret, then here you, go a recipe for disaster: In Home Tattoo Recipe. The ingredients and directions are outlined below. Wish you all the best in happy tattooing and even more so, happy tattoo removal!

Ingredients:

1 Medium Size Cooking Pot

1 Roll of Paper Towels

1 Sewing Needle

1 Bottle India Ink (black liquid acrylic)

1 Razor

1 Thin Tipped Marker

1 #2 Pencil

1 Spool of Thread

6 Cups of Water

2 Gloves (optional)

Directions:

Take the razor and shave any body hair from the surface of the intended tattoo area.

Bring water to a boil. Once boiling, dip the sewing needle into the boiling water for fifteen minutes, to sterilize the needle. Remove needle and place on a clean paper towel for thirty seconds to cool.

With your thumb and index fingers, take the needle and place it alongside the eraser of the number two pencil. The tip of the needle should protrude a ½ inch further than the top of the pencil eraser. Do not place the needle in the center of the eraser. The sharp side of the needle should be facing up.

Wrap a thread tightly around the erasing end of the pencil where the needle is touching. Wrap several times to hold the pencil and the needle tightly together. This will allow the pencil to act as a handle for the tattoo artist.

Once the needle and the pencil have been tightly fastened together with several layers of thread, carefully wrap the thread around the protruding ½ inch tip of the needle two times leaving the last 1/16th of an inch exposed. Tie the thread off and make a knot to ensure it does not unravel.

You will want to burn the 1/16th of an inch exposed portion of the needle with the flame of a lighter, for thirty seconds to a minute, for sanitation. Place on clean paper towel.

Using a thinly tipped marker, draw tattoo design onto skin.

Open the bottle of India Ink and dip the ½ inch tip of the needle into it for ten seconds, or until the thread has absorbed the ink. Avoid excessive dripping by not leaving the needle tip submerged in ink for too long.

Hold the middle of the pencil and begin pricking the surface of the skin with the top of 1/16th of an inch of the needle, which is exposed and not wrapped with thread. It is necessary to puncture the skin but not unnecessarily deep.

Wipe away excess ink, as needed, with clean paper towels.

Cross your fingers and pray as you look down at what you have just done to yourself. You have created a masterpiece that hopefully you won't regret.

Remember, Tattoo Removal Reality only advocates professional, hygienic, tattooing methods and in no way promoting homemade tattoos. This fictional "Recipe for Guaranteed Disaster" is intended only for educational purposes. We are not responsible for the misuse of this information and by no means is this recipe to be used by children under the ages of 18 without the consent of a legal parent or guardian.