Horner Man

You're nothing more than  horner man,

Monday night at Anna,

Tuesday night at Jan,

Wednesday night, with Paula,

You are nothing more than a horner man,

So Mr, Horner man,

What are you using.....Viagra"

Or cans and cans of Red Bull

The rate you you're going,

Your family will be mourning soon,

Horner man, horner man,,

where, do you get all that energy,?

Someone, seem to be lying,

And laying on they back,

without protection,

but lots of ammunition,

Without his Jockstrap,

Horner man, horner man, do you need some help?"

Linda's hsband, is on his way, with more than

his heavy belt,

So, my  advice to you, ya fool! is to scamble,

AND LOOK FOR YOUR SHOES,

Else, your family and friends will be crying, and weeping over, you,

Horner man, horner man, are you the Village Ram,

Why do you think, that you, are God give to women,?'

Because you are blessed, with that nine inch prick!

Give the other guys, a chance, you greedy ......

Horner man, horner man, have l upset you?"

Just telling you like it is, and that is young man

who is definitely ill, or on the pill,

Or are you a man with a multitask plans

To served, and help out a few,

bewildered few.