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Hot Teachers Have It Bad

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By pgorner


The profession of teacher assistant provides one with an opportunity to get with a wide array of some of the finest women there are. And I have. And as such, I can see why so many of them end up single into their 30s or marry very young. Good lord I do the same things that they do. And so -- I know how so many end up this way --

1. Teachers begin school at 7:30 in the god damn morning. When is the best parties? Usually 10:45 P.M. at night starting? This is when the really rich single guys are out to be seen and meet people. This means that even if they manage to have a Hollywood director's sleep deprivation, they are still going to have to spend upwards of fifteen hours a day THINKING about what's about to take place in their lives. A female teacher -- careful and cautious for reasons alot of women don't have to at their jobs such as keeping an upstanding image for people regulating what a 7 year old can see all day, they approach sex with even a semi- stranger alot like the owner of a house where an illegal high school party's about to be thrown.

2,Optimism is the guiding light in a young teacher. She likes to know everyone fantasizes about her, and the feeling is so thick and strong that they would rather anticipate Friday nights rather then actually going out on those Friday nights. They'd rather warm up for next time. See this is a technique they learned when they realized how long a day of school really was. In your mind you have nothing to live for once that's all said and done except the IDEA of a great Friday night. In the rush to get through traffic, collect friends, pay for your car, deal with all this parking and cover charges and bull crap and waiting at other friends' apartments for your friends before you can go out and even if he comes oh my god he's going to be late and probably bring some girl down the street who's younger so that he looks more attractive to me oh GOD!!! So it's better to just sit at home, curl up, and keep this idea.This is how people don't kill themselves when having to work. It's a defensive mechanism. And it's really nice.

3. These teachers' own parents are expecting them to marry of the same -- not race -- but religion. They all go to church or belong to the church or something in some form or another or have huge families they don't want to disappoint. And they've already disappointed them somewhat by becoming teachers in some cases but aren't saying it so much as they are rubbing it in their kids, so they want to make sure to bring someone how who their parents would like and who they would like at the same time. This unfortunately goes against nature. I'm going to hate my daughter's husband the same way my wife's dad is going to hate me. That's the relationships that last. Look -- of course there's nobody out there who's truly good enough for you. Men are kinda nasty. But your dads all like to remind us of this fact all day long. Meanwhile that sonuma b is a doctor who lets cancer go untreated so him and his board members can make a buck, and we're sitting here wondering why we're having this awkward dinner in such a big, big house.

4. They're continuously trying to re-affirm their hotness by hitting on guys they'd never actually go out with. The assumption being that these guys in a school would never have the balls to ask them out anyway so what's the harm with working them up. I've gotten with some teachers, but there were ones who were just trying to get me to ask them out in the same way that guys give up conquests sometimes. They're lucky it was me. Some male personnel in a school are so far gone separated from a time when they could even MEET a young lady who would pay attention to them.That doesn't mean they're dorks, but it does mean they're pissed.Everyone who you wouldn't believe goes and personifies the stuff they go through in a school. You have more then enough time to think about how you ended up there and if there's a way you can get out. For a man, when he gets an agent like I did on the beautiful day of July 3, 2007, after a journey that started almost ten years ago to that date, it's like getting out of prison. He gets his dick back. But so many other young male aides and janitors and postal workers and such aren't so lucky. They're still in the midst of their struggle for these teachers young and old to regard them as human beings. And the younger ones -- are far too immature to realize that.

5. An extension of point number 1 -- After a long week of sleeping for 2 hours, on the weekends, you want to sleep about 16 hours. This is why so many young teachers drink bottled water. They will not make it through their life drinking something that has a built in crash. Yet not taking anything to keep them up will make them drift to their life gradually unexcited and zombie-ish. I've been there, and the surprising thing is, it's very very very very managable. You can live without highs.

Just do not try to risk getting lows.

6. Teachers, many of them fall for anything in the world that will make them look good and avoid criticism. And thus, they fall for the guys who will dump them when they turn 30. They see what's around them, they just don't see the future results of the very game they're trying to conform to. You marry a "businessman", you're going to shocked and angered when you discover that he can get a younger woman for a lesser cost. Hell, he might have you believe YOU'RE the asshole for expecting something different! Most guys are only like this to you if you're a bitch. If you're nice, you can be fat and stale and have rings and everything you want. These guys will say things to these teachers such as "I don't want to have kids" so that the woman takes it upon herself to beat herself up over the painful decision to break up with him first.

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