Naughty In The Bedroom, Tantalizing Thoughts
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You are probably asking yourself by now ,"Who is the person that writes on so many topics, calls herself a Christian and gives advice to newcomers?" She is a lady in public, and has a zest for life and is certainly not afraid to discuss any topic that happens to deal with sex. Birds do it, Bees do it, animals do it, and yes we as humans do it to you. If you are not doing it, we know what you are doing to take the edge off of it with soap, petroleum jelly, or whatever else you can get your grubby little hands on. If you are in a steamy relationship, or have a wonderful marriage it is always nice to spice things up just a little in the boudoir'. The act of making love is not perverted or sinful it is a God given right and can be quite tasteful if they acts are done with passion, there are many artful positions that can be used to have an eventful, fun, passionate lovemaking session without any thoughts of embarassment being a part of the lovemaking, or anyone thinking about going astray. You have to step and pep to keep the fires burning or the kindle could burnout and so begins the different ways and positions of lovemaking in the bedroom.
1. In 19"69" and you know where I am going with this "woodstock" was in and yes I said ,"woodstock" and giving and receiving free love was the spirit of the early 60's and 70's. 19"69" brought our world to new heights and until this day ,provides an unsurmountable amount of pleasure.
2. Remember, the "I wanna be a cowgirl" song ? many of us have always loved to ride ponies.
3. Cooking 101 you must always preheat the oven before putting in the "meatloaf", as for some reason if you do not it does not seem to cook at its "fullest".
4. Like "two spoons" in a cutlery board spoons just seem to fit side by side .
5. "Arches and Bridges" are beautiful aren' t they ? just remember to hold on or gather your grounding as nobody wants to fall.
6." Mirrors of pleasure" , it is something you can see over and overand over again.
7. Attention-Hut!! Wow the military knew what they were talking about on this one, as it is amazing how one can "stand to attention", while the other "kneels to pray".
8. Deck Chairs are nice but are much better if you "unfold" them and may the "G-Force" be with you.
9. "Snoop Dog" was a good rapper and seemed to be "standing often", although he appeared on occasion to be a little "twisted" I enjoyed his music.
10. "Drive-Thru 's" are so popular just don't forget to order from the menu before you chow down.
Once you have mastered "Woodstock" and realizing being a "cowgirl" could be fun, learn how to preheat the oven to cook a meatloaf, and use at least two spoons, don't forget to add the "mirrors" to the "arches and bridges" and appreciate "snoop dog" and "drive-thru's" you are definitely moving in the right direction. So put on that lingerie, stilettos , and grab Mr. Bunny, Happy Spinner , fruits, jams or jellies or chocolate and whipped cream and have a little fun!
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Hi Elena,Thanks and I glad that you enjoyed it!!!:)
yeah, yeah, yeah!!!
Thanks for these ideas and especially for the fun way you have presented them!
Love and peace
Tony
tonymac04: They say there is a fine line at HP so I am careful not to cross that fine line. :)
I love the way you were able to toe that fine line, and still write a fun, and informative article. Great job!!!
LOL this is very clever Julianna. But where is the chopper? :D
Even educated bees do it ! Fun and ermmmmm ... evocative !
AEvans , after all that work in the kitchen not even one tiny mention of a Fireworks display to end the night .
Now that was a great piece to wake up to.
PS...The pun was intended and it is a great piece to wake up to. :-)
Solomon had a lot to sing about ... evidently you do, too. :)
Anna Marie: Thanks and I am glad that you enjoyed it!!!:)
Cris A: The chopper is part of Karma Sutra and that has been left for a different article.:)Lol
Iphigenia: They certainly do , don't they??
agvulpes: I believe I can place that in there summer where...:)
The Sandman: It was and I am glad that you sincerely apprecaiated it..:)
BDazzler: I can always count on you and certainly Solomon had a lot to sing about and evidently I do , don't I??Lol:)
I guess i'm just a bit disappointed. this one looks more like the world to me.
coffesnob: It is godly as that is what God created sex to be, beautiful not ugly and uninhibited, it is between a couple who need to spice up their love lives, everyone should have a little fun as it is simply not just about pro-creating, not intended to offend.:)
Genesis 1: 27 So God created human beings in his own image. In the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.
28 Then God blessed them ...
Blessed = "To Make Happy"
Genesis 2:25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
I agree. And even more so that it is between a couple. But what about the one whom it causes to stumble. The Hubby who is struggling with porn and his wife comes in to find him reading this hub-she probably wouldn't understand. Also don't fool yourself to think that there are not some who would read this and not imagine that beautiful face of yours with them using your suggestions. The Bible I read says that is causing them to sin. having fun is all good-but what purpose does it do to share your intimate fun with so many people-whom you really don't even know. People are made up of so much more than they share with each other -even face to face. It is too easy to capture the ways of the culture and incorporate it into our belief in God rather that let our belief in God determine our day by day choices, don't mean to preach - I just thought you were made of more than this
BDazzler: Thanks for the positive thoughts.
CoffeeSnob: You have shed light on this, as I never thought about someone looking at my face and in some instances I believe I am quite naive'. I am made up of more then this, so thank you for bringing it into perspective as your thoughts are worth a thousand words. Thanks also for making me think about the wives out there, as I to am a wife and thought it would simply be mere fun, as Dr.Ruth would discuss it and I did not mean any harm by it.:(
AE
You are indeed a special person. Thanks for your response. I believe you are a person of excellence, fun-loving and very brave. You have a very positive effect on people and well, I think the Lord must love you very much. Stay positve and keep close to Him.
This was a fun hub to read and I am sure that it will be even more fun to put it into practice ;-)
Have a great musical weekend!
coffeesnob: I value your opinion and I do believe God loves me very much , I will continue to stick close to him and have edited this hub, do let me know what you think as I believe it is much more appropriate. :)
Princessa, Thanks bunches and as well you too!!:)
How come I'm the only one who can't figure out how to use these tips? LOL
The title certainly caught my attention! What a great writer you are. Really enjoyable read. Thank you.
dave: You are hilarious!!!! Lol:)
netters: Yo are so welcome as always I try to have fun with what I write ..:)
Haha, Great job. My class was 1969, I also like to eat at the Y.
What is going on around here, sex, sex, sex? When do we have time to sleep? You just reminded me its Friday night. Where's my vitamins? she'll probably ask me about some "liquor" so I better get some whip cream when I get my beer. I do the liquor in the front, in the back its kind of dusty and smells funny.
C,C,: Thanks for sharing many people do!!Lol:)
Goldentoad: hehehehe Lol!!! Maybe whip cream, strawberries and chocolate to go with that "liquor", would be yummy..Lol:)
See we have another hot, sexy hubber here :)
516Ads: Is that a good thing ???Lol:) I hope you enjoyed it?:)
God loves intimacy, loving completely and feeling love completely a feeling that can only be described as the ultimate orgasm of truly experiencing ALL that life has to offer.
We have indeed all become a little stiff (pardon the pun) about a word that is mentioned only once in the NKJ. PASSION!
It is a word lost in today’s busy world as we turn a blind eye to others silent cries for a little love.
We’ve turned intimacy into a distasteful, distorted act of SELF gratification, that should indeed be hidden behind closed doors.
Woodstock spoke to many people about what God wanted and wants us all to understand. FREE love! A pouring of ones total self into someone else’s life.
For in today’s confused self centered world 'TRUE unconditional love' may be a gift you may never get to experience; but with the life and warmth you have been given (by love); YOU have the opportunity to let someone else know what it can and should truly feel like. Which may indeed be the only true love they ever get to experience.
Go pour your love on someone FULLY and EXPERIENCE the rewards in return.
Thank you for the Hub :)
Thank you for the warm and wonderful comment as I appreciate the deep thoughts and consideration you have place in it. :) You are so welcome!!!:)
Wow! Now that is a hub to remember!
Tootles!!
Coffeesnob - I wish people could just learn to have fun. Since when did Jesus act like such a stuffy, conservative Republican? Bullcrap. COFFEESNOB is a self-righteous prick and a PHARISEE. I think Jesus would tell you to lighten up. He was chillin' with whores and tax-collectors back in the day, not up on his high horse condemning people. If you're so righteous, then don't talk about the bible, because Jesus didn't come for the righteous, he came for ME, the sinner.
AEvans - I loved this hub. Very funny, and it actually made me think about how to spice up my love life with my wife, not fantasize about your face, or some porn. No offense, but this hub is much more amusing than steamy. Maybe coffeesnob is projecting his own naughty thoughts onto others. Hmmmm...
Schwag HE came for us all. The self righteous, Pharisee's, Coffeesnob's, prick's and the sinners who know; go; and TRY to sin no more. Pain is the enemy we all have to protect ourselves against. The pain in those who are hurting because of the pain of those who are hurting. HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE.Love is sometimes hard to show to those who's pain often buries the love that is crushed somewhere beep inside them. They need to know what love is too.
I too am part Pharisee's, Coffeesnob's, Prick and Sinners but I sometimes need to feel your love ;)
Well, I can figure out the tips but thats all I can do right now :D
This not the place to preach. Why would a "Christian" come into this hub with the title it has? This is not church and this behavior is like unto an uninvited guest, throw the bum out. It's insulting.
Nayberry: I appreciate you stopping by and I am glad that you had fun reading it~~
Schwag: No offense taken at all, as we have to walk a fine line on these things, however we all need to lighten up and everyone needs a laugh at it makes one feel good.
It's a very good thing, the hotter the better:) & yes I enjoyed it:)
You should consider taking the "God" and "Christian" tags off this sight, it is repleat with carnal thoughts and images.
Zooloot: Thank you again for the comment and support!!:)
Abhishek: You are so silly!!!:)
C.C. Riter: Thank you again for stopping by and being supportive.
516Ads: I am glad that you enjoyed it, now question has been answered.:)
man Im horny now! Hell yeah!
Onusonus: Sex is not worldly and it certainly isn't a sin when you are doing it with the one you love. It is not carnal and the image is beautiful. It is a shame that so many choose to keep it in the closet. If you read it where did your mind go? So who is creating the cardinal sin? Christians do it, Buddhists do it, Atheists do it, and God told us to enjoy it, so there is nothing wrong with it.:)
those that don't get "it" are against anyone who does.
raiderfan: I am glad you enjoyed it!!! Thumbs up :0
goldentoad: I see that as i scroll through the comments good grief it isn't like it is something new.:)
@Onusonus - Song of Solomon:4:4-6: 4 Your neck is like the tower of David, Built for an armory, On which hang a thousand bucklers, All shields of mighty men. 5 Your two breasts are like two fawns, Twins of a gazelle, Which feed among the lilies. 6 Until the day breaks And the shadows flee away, I will go my way to the mountain of myrrh And to the hill of frankincense.
Song of Solomon 7:7-8: 7 This stature of yours is like a palm tree, And your breasts like its clusters. 8 I said, "I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of its branches." Let now your breasts be like clusters of the vine, The fragrance of your breath like apples,
This type of biblical sexual metaphor is what AEvans published in her hub ...
I mean no disrespect, but there are those who advocate removing Song of Solomon from the cannon of scripture ... are you one of them?
it so sexy and good
BDazzler: Thank you for clearly explaining I knew you would come to my rescue, thnak goodness you are my brother.:)
Lol! Really enjoyed this one. The birds and the bees, classic! :)
TheLoanConsultant: There is a song about that too!!!I am glad that you enjoyed it.:)
LOL You are one cool girl Julianna :)
where wa i for this??? AE!!!!???!!!
Misha: Thanks I am glad you enjoyed it!!!
Pest: You were busy , busy Lol:) and I was busy.
ha ha i so had to share this hub with my fb friends...it was good!
AE too busy for me???? ** cries quietly to self ** :)
SingleMama: You are so welcome and I am glad you enjoyed it!!! You are always welcome to share. :)
Never to busy for you pest!!! I am happy that you were impressed by it.Lol:)
Always impressed! when you want that autograph??? :D
I am hoping for that autograph very soon and not a paw print,,Lol:)
I have one for you now! No paw prints either...
I am waiting,,, when are you going to send it..Lol:)
When you get me an address....bwhahahaha! iwill e mail you a copy...I am going to bed now tho.
I am going to sleep too, so I will email you in the morning.:)
ok nite..i am out!
good nite..:)
i love your concept on this particular hub. A bit confusing though but i just have to take my mind back to the details and smile at your use of words to explain what most people are scared of talking about. Longest time.
mmmm.....jerry where is your Avatar?? Someone else loved it so much that they used it in an article, just thought you would like to know. Remember to take your mind back.:)
A delightful hub, AE. According to two of my daughters, the bible contains more passages about hot sex than any issue of Hustler. Had 'em all bookmarked, to keep from nodding off during boring sermons. Sounds like BDazzler has 'em bookmarked too!
JamaGenee: Your daughters are correct and BDazzler knew exactly where they were!! :)
While I've never tabulated it, I believe there are many more Christians on the Internet writing about sex. It's freeing in many ways - and, yet - challenging, too. Sex can be beautiful, but it can also be a frustrating topic. It requires you to be in good communication and vulnerable with your partner.
There really was a very long debate on whether or not to include SoS in the cannon of scripture, not only because of the subject matter, but because it is one of two books that never mention God.
The other book they wanted to leave out, I may write a hub on ... I taught a series on it that I called "A Godless Book of Sex, Murder and Political Intrigue" ...
In fact, it is the inclusion of these two books that make me think the cannon was truley inspired by the Holy Spirit ... because there were more reasons to leave them out that put them in ... and yet, there they are! :)
So many subjects, so little time!
I don't think that Jesus would approve of that woman's naked tuccas on the screen.
I speak for Jesus, he likes it too.
Onusonus: I appreciate your thoughts and comments , does your employer know that you are cruising the web? Or maybe you simply have Qwest as your provider.:) Anyways thanks for your thoughts.
GT: You are write and if Onusonus would read the above information and read the Bible itself, he or she may be surprised at what they find. I have always enjoyed the outside parties, as they never wish to write and somany love to make a comment.:)
Yiiiiiii Ahhhhhhhh ride em cowboy!!!!! Crack that whip Tonto.Don't forget the boots Loneranger.
As they say in China about 1969 'chew man choo".Oh AEvans I had to laugh at a few of these comments here. (Cough you know the err ones I mean. I had to make a big dash then return)
Oh yes as a seasoned chef I could not agree more than heating up the oven before adding the meatloaf, not to mention 'adding a few little spices to the meat never went astray.'
Yes I always line up the spoons if you don't line them up they won't fit properly will they? hahaha.
Also I am into the same music as you. Singing Snoop Dog in the shower keeps the err vocal chords aligned.Woooooot.
Yeaaa AEvAns let's get out the deck-chairs
Interesting article
He AEvans! Some of these I had never heard the term (much to my surprise) so I looked them up. I found a site where animated people show you the position - perhaps you know it - quite cute. Of course, not hearing the terms before has nothing to do with knowing the corresponding position, and having done most of them. Some of them are quite silly (and look like they would hurt.) though these are not neccessarily the ones you have mentioned here. But really, I don't see the point of some of them. Plus, change the position of one persons legs and give it a new name when it's really just the same original position.
But that is neither here nor there. Fun hub, and it got me to go think about it and even look stuff up, so I guess thats the point of my little story....and I thank you for that.
This was an all in fun article as their are so many odd positions as Kama Sutra pulls them out of their hat, I thought it would be fun to put it into living color. I believe that some of us could get bruised and battered trying them out. I am glad that you looked things up as it is all about knowledge that makes life so much fun. As you know many of us know them so it was fun creating the article and placing my thoughts into these interesting positions. You are so welcome :)
I, like Chris, had to do a little research. I didn't know what all the names were and further reading led to some...insights. Thanks for the education and expanding my repretoire. It will serve me well in the future. *wink*
Randy Behavior: You are so welcome and research is always good as it adds a little spice to the bedroom. *wink* :)
Yes, I'm afraid I'm quite repressed, as my daughter keeps reminding me. But then when I try to tell her how unrepressed I was with her father she doesn't want to hear about it.
I think Song of Solomon is one of the most erotic, sad, sweet chapters in the bilble.
How'd you get that picture past the censors?
druneric: It is funny how children say the funniest things, and of course they never ever want to hear about you and dad. My parents tried that on me and I just could not picture it!!!:) I love the Song of Solomon as well and in regards to the pic , I believe it was tasteful and not really showing any body parts. :)
Came DAMN close though! Damn close. Actually, I was a fine arts major and it's the kind of life drawing I'd like to have done. They never gave us couples in life drawing. I would have DIED. But I might try to reproduce your photo.
druneric: You should have it done as it is art and a form of expression, you are welcome to try and repproduce the photo.:)
What happened in 1969? you have not told anything?
what do u think hubber ?
hubber2009: Bless your heart, you have to read between the lines, the lines are your friend. :)
Well, appropriately enough, some pervert posted an image of your naked butt for God and all the world to see!!! ... Can you believe it?!?!
I can believe it and I saw it!!!!! who the heck snuck into my kitchen????? Lol:)
AEvans,
Obviously a great hub article as evidenced by the response. Happy to be a fan. Have a great day.
Joesph: Thanks for stopping by and thanks for enjoying it. :)
a great hub!! I've pleasure reading it!! thank you!
Gin: You are welcome and I am glad that you enjoyed it!!!:)
AEvans--brilliantly worded article. Even if you were of a different faith path, you would still have had to "toe the line" that HubPages' Powers-That-Be have set--with good reason, of course.
As for Song of Solomon, it is one of my favorite books in the Bible because for once we get a vivid picture of a man adoring and making love to a woman, like the representative of the Divine Feminine that she is, rather than raping and abusing her.
Would that the rest of the world's men were like that!
BardScribe: Oh Thank you !!!I am glad that you approve , I love the Song of Solomon too and you do have to behave , so I did ....Your response is truly appreciatd.
LOL!! Definately not what I was expecting. LOVED the play on words! VERY clever and very well done missy. (lol "with" hubber-2009; bless her heart!)
Forever: It wasn't what many were expecting either and I did have fun writing about it.:)
pkoson: Your comments do not make any sense , and I am denying you any comments on my hubs. Your hubs do not make any sense at all and you are quite derogatory. :)
OMG I loved it... you made it so tasteful!! Well It took a few seconds to get your "Symbolic" meanings.. You are too funny...
You forgot the Froggy style... lol
Very tasteful Hub on sex I must admit. It can be difficult to broach such a subject that is steeped in so much controvery.
Sincerely,
Daniel Tetreault
PS I love the comment jjrubio on froggy style. ... lol
Daniel: I couldn't agree with you more as there is a grey line that one has to walk , but it certainly is fun writing about it. :)
AE....I don't know how I missed this wonderful bit of Tongue-in-cheek....I almost think you been reading my mind......and I see great minds think alike.
R.Blue, You dug deep to find it or Daniel pulled it out...lololo I am glad you enjoyed it. :)
What is this naughty hub hopping? And how is it going on without me joining in!!!!
You should have read Part II of Never Ending Love Story , now that is steamy..lololo :) Passion Ignites. :)
I know what you're good at here on the hub AE....just like me.....mischief
That's your niche....now keep on writing sexy things...I'm glad you embrace sexuality...it's an enticing subject.
R. Blue, Did you read "Never Ending Love Story I AND II that I recently published, I believe you will also enjoy that. Thanks for the positive feedback. :)
You are indeed as someone said back there a really special person AE and I enjoyed that, AE the Cowgirl, deff has a ring to it.
badcompany99: Thank you for your kind comment and the cowgirl ....Well I am glad that you enjoy that position...:)
Oh Yeahhhhhhhhhhh : )
Ride em cowboy! Hee Haa
badcompany and Cindy: I see you enjoyed this one.:D
Thought I might find those two in here AE......going to have to banish them to the bedroom or something.
R.Blue: You certainly did find them in here naughty, naughty.lololo :D
Thank you for the hub. Very clever use of words.
Peter: The words were cleever weren't they? You are so welcome and I enjoyed writing it. :)
very nice good hub.
gpetrou85: What was good about it? Can you ad lib?:)
Interesting
Hey AE,
HMMMMMM what should I say this time? Well to start that was a lot of comments you have here. Congratulations on that. I wasn't sure I was going to reach the bottom when scrolling down. OK yes another creative entertaining Hub here. At this point I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Bye
mysuccess: Thank you but you finally did reach the bottom didn't you? lololo :)
this is very interesting topic..nice hub..
Hammerj: Thanks bunches.:)
Thanks for your article. You wrote it the fun way.
metaphysician: You are quite welcome. :)
whoa (:O) and "yeah, yeah, yeah!!!" as Tony wrote :)
Julianna,- such a beautifull name =)
Indigenous: I am glad you enjoyed I have almost completed my book , it is even more spicy. :)
ne,...sorry,- went paperless long time ago ;|
:O)
Indegenious: It is paperless it is an e-book. lolololo :)
ok, ok lolo ;x
Indigenous: I knew you would get it. lolololo :D
You talk about cooking, cutlery and songs--when are you going to get to the nasty stuff? I need help over here. Well, I guess being fan #777 is better than 666.
Kelly: It is a part of my book that I am completing I will let you know as soon as it is published. :) I love that you are fan #777 you should go play the slot machine, you just may win.:)
Glad to hear about the book being almost completed. I thought about taking an article I wrote on Assoc Content on a similar subject and turning it in to a how to book. I'm mid-way through my novel and have been focusing on that.
Don: I am looking forward to your book and you must keep me posted.:)
Thanks . . . I got myself spread thin . . . my short stories - which you may have read . . . and then the novel . . . I also think a topic on which I should write a Hub is about spouses talking with each other about their fantasies . . . I think being unable to communicate is at the heart of the high profile affairs that frequent the news.
Don: You and I are in the same boat lollolo , that would be an interesting topic do it and yes I have been reading and will definitely go back and leave comment, I am being naughty and read but haven't commented a lot lately.:(
Really educational and entertaining..... up for this one.
JPS0138: You are funny and I am glad that you were educated. :)
ah, I remember this hub, so very tastefully written, by a lady for sure!
cindy: It is funny and it is coming back, lololo :)
what a lovely picture at the top, aw to be in love.....
yes the pursuit, lines and intricacy of one's spirituality and one's sexuality...we all ponder and grapple with this dance. It is our origin and it is our destiny; the point where we decide to which, makes all the difference in the world (this one and the next).
Brenda: It certainly is love .:)
SkirvyDawg: I completely agree with your comment.:)
Very nicely written hub. Glad I stopped by and also honored to become a fan... Stay well.
one2recognize2: Thank you! :)
Great piece :-)
4everMo: I am glad that you enjoyed.:)
i must say, you definitely sound very experienced....
phoenixinfinite: I must say when you are over 30 and married experience does set in, thanks for the comment. :)
nice hub.
katedmk: Thanks!!
Kimberly Bunch: I will be happy to check it out and thank you for the compliment. :)
LOL, how did I miss this?!
I guess anything can be turned to sex?
may: I miss hubs too and I walk in your shoes lololo yes anything can. :D
mrozlat: You are so welcome!!! :)
The Love Guru: I believe you were stunned, lololo thanks for coming by. :)
Love this...
mroricle1973: Thanks :)
Woman after my own heart
J,
Yes this did surprise me. Correction: Free love did not start in the early 1960's, it was about 1967 or 8. Woodstock, I was there. If you need any help on this topic, please write me. Having dated Playboy Bunnies, Models, and well over 200 girl's (am I bragging) I'm sure I can help.
Hope I didn't lay it on to thick, but it's true. I'm too innocent to even read what Iwrote.
drchrischasse: How did you manage to resurrect this one? Thank you for the comment.
Harvey: It is a very old article as you can see I am bold enough to write about anything if the moment hits me, well almost anything. I certainly will e-mail you or better yet you should write about it. :) To innocent? lololo
This is a most entertaining hub. I laughed a lot. It is so well written. Thank you.
one2get2no: I am so glad that you enjoyed and I appreciate the kudos. I am happy to have made you smile. :)
I'm not sure how I should feel after reading this. Don't get me wrong, you have some intriguing information here, but..ummm...is it wrong that I am a little turned on by this?
drej2522: It is a simple a hub that came to mind months ago but it still quite popular amongst the masses. :)
nice hub.....fun!
rotflmao!! Gotta love this one.
" 19"69" brought our world to new heights and until this day ,provides an unsurmountable amount of pleasure. "
Along with many improvements, like latex for the prevention of oh....Hep C...AIDS...LOL!
But then again - peace and free love on acid -
Well....was it worth it girl? ;} wink wink
wondergrl: Thank you! :)
privateye2500: I am so glad you enjoyed I have to admit this one does make me smile. lolo:)
Just read this, sad I missed it when it first came out, but so glad I got to read it now. I love the terminology you used, very cute. Anyone who has been married awhile and some who haven;t can always use some good advice on how to spice things up a bit. Thanks for sharing.
gwendymom: I could not agree with you more and thank you for enjoying it. :)
Very clever! I love the Snoop Dog reference.
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Elena. says:
8 months ago
Fun, AEvans! I think you're right about the cowgirl thing having passed through more than one pretty little head! Laugh!