How Criss Angel Walks on Water
62How does Criss Angel Walk on Water?
First after watching the several videos posted of this crazy event on youtube and such, I found it looked very staged or there was somthing just not right about it. I serched the intraaaneett and found a few i thought wee eventive, funny, or just plan stupid. I have them all collected here for everyones enjoyment, followed by my explanation of the interesting live entertainment or Jesus walk.
The Internets explanation...
1. JB wrote
A perspex platform underneath the waterline. I watched it fairly
closely, but I only saw one person travel accross his path partly above
the water, so I think a small gap was produced for this lady to swim
through and disuade people from thinking this method. Now if he put his
foot directly where her neck had just passed, I would have been
impressed, but he stepped well over this point, to whee the perspex
bridge may have continued.
Its a neat trick, but what I just said coupled with the completly
underwhelmed people in the pool (I would be a little more gobsmaked and
impressed if i was in that pool and believed it to be genuine) shows
its a trick and nothing more
(Pretty sure JB is a smart guy but not sure if this is the correct answer)
Second Theory
He has sold his soul to the devil and thereby has been granted inhuman powers, but will be eternally damned.
How to walk on water.
To secret to walking on water is easy. First you need to climb several mountains on each side of the planet. Then give yourself a nice new hair cut. This hair cut will enable a particular type of unknown form of black matter to activate in the lower parts of the heel joints. This black matter also contracts the space around the body in a universal inward pull. The dark matter in which is made up of neutrinos and Plasticine nuclei. then simply walk over to a pool at 65 degrees and walk yourself over it.
Done.
What do you think? Is there others who can do this besides Jesus? or can Jesus even have done it... Let's hear it..
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...oh my godddddddddddd.................
can u teach me that foe 90000









jena says:
6 months ago
I do not know how he did it but it looks to me like maybe there was clear pillars in the water. At one point a girl gets right in front of him, so it cant be a clear strip. Each step is the same length. He did walk right on top of where the girl swam under him though. Hell I dont know. Maybe he is into witchcraft. lol. Such a mindfreak. Go cris go.