Hello, everybody! Do you see the picture above this text? In that picture is an eight year-old boy named Winston. Winston likes ice cream, baseball, and coloring.

A few days ago, Winston was trying to prove to his religious father that God did not exist. The argument made by his papa was a display of unneeded bombardment towards the innocent Winston. Winston was furious. He wanted to know how to win an argument no matter what the circumstances were. If you are like Winston, then this is for you!

I, Gonzo2, have never lost an argument in my life. I followed simple steps in order to easily win and crush my nemesis in each of them. Here are some steps on how to assure that you can win any argument with much ease:

• Appear To Be Intelligent

This can be hard for some of you dumber people out there, but you can make it work. Use lengthy words and phrases that you would never think of using in an actual conversation. Keep stating that you are never wrong and that you graduated from a prestigious school.

• Don't Let Your Opponent Speak

It is not easy to win an argument if you cannot communicate with your opponent. Do whatever it takes to shut them up. Interrupt them, hit them, literally staple their lips together.  USE VIOLENCE IF YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS!  A little physical abuse can go a long way

• Insult Your Opponent

From my extensive experience in the field. insulting makes your adversaries cower and feel bad about themselves.  Yay!  I love psychological torture!  Tis fun as shit!

Boom.  It's finished.  It really is that easy, folks.  Try it out soon!