How To Get a Great Hand Job
79Getting a Great Hand Job Isn't Easy
Getting a Great Hand Job Isn't Easy
The other day I was sitting here at my desk and thinking about my next career move. The stand up comedy scene has been down-along with the economy and my little state is tied with Michigan for the highest unemployment rate in the USA. It's depressing. So depressing in fact, that I sat here most of the weekend wishing that I could get a great hand job. That would cheer me up.
I began investigating. Getting a hand job wasn't as easy as I thought it would be. After searching online for hours into the possibilities, I realized that even a lousy hand job wasn't going to be easy to get. People are picky when it comes to giving hand jobs. There is a great deal of politics involved. A lot of free hand jobs are available, but paid ones are very difficult to find.
Hand Modeling is NOT an easy career to break into. I did find one site that explains how to go about it, but there is a lot involved. One must keep their hands in pristine condition. Manicures are mandatory and if you get a cut, a hangnail or break a finger, you are officially out of work. Most people will NOT want to give you a hand job under those conditions.
You might be surprised at the number of hand models in the world today. It's actually a pretty big business. Hand models work with many products. Skin creams and lotions, rings, watches, bandaids, wart removers, nail products, etc. The list goes on for miles.
There are a few different ways to go about getting a hand job. Here in the US for example, sometimes just asking for a hand job is the right approach. Other times, you might have to beg, barter or even pay for the job,
When you find an agency willing to give you a hand job interview, you may want to ask yourself the following questions before walking in the door.
1.) Do I really want a hand job?
2.) Will I be successful in getting a hand job?
3.) What really is involved in getting a hand job?
4.) After my first hand job, will I be able to get more?
No, hand modeling is not an easy career to jump into, but if you've got a great pair of hands and you have the desire and passion for getting a really wonderful, satisfying hand job, I'm sure you won't have any problems.
Good luck.
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the clock is ticking, I'm supposed to be out the door, off to work, but I am stuck reading this, this is toooo much!
Didn't you know before, Cris?? :)
naughty and nice. You'd be on Santa's list.
Thanks, goldentoad. If your boss gives you any problems with being late for work, quit immediately and go out and get yourself a hand job.
let's just say i had another idea in mind :D
I got hairy palms. I'd be out of luck.
It's not my fault, if you've got a dirty mind, Cris.....:)
Ya' know something, goldentoad? I've read about that happening with professionals after many, many handjobs.
Thank you Benson. I'm a fan of your work, as well:)
now that's not fair! LOLi've been thinking maybe i can write something like this...like maybe "inside the well of loneliness" for a review of The Ring...LOL
lol, Cris. I think you'd do a bang up job on an article such as this.
naughty and nice LOL
thank you, lgali:)
This is another great hub! lol You are really funny!
Tootles!!
Nayberry, you're awesome. Thanks for the nice comment. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I thought you said you surrendered! Nice one. I shows true professionalism to come up with something like this when we all thought the well was dry. Way to go. You rock!
Thanks Jim. Very nice of you to say. It was one of those thing that just popped into my head and I ran with it. I think I'm getting a high number of flags on this hub, though. I think the righteous sect of Hubbers don't believe I'm very funny.
Just out of interest rockinjoe, how can you tell if you are getting a great deal of flags on a hub? I know we have the option to flag a hub, but have never seen anywhere that you can look to see if your own hubs have been flagged. I must be missing something here ????
Hi Cindy. I'm just guessing. My hub was published at 50 and has been steadily declining through the day. Even with 92 pageviews and lots of comments, so far. There's a few on Hubpages I've heard who make a habit of flagging hubs they don't like or find not to be of their moral standards.
You could be right, but so far this does not seem to be too much of a problem for me as my similar hubs have climbed in score terms, although still not higher than the 80's.
That's just because you're prettier than I am....
I keep forgetting to rate the hubs I read. I wonder how much difference that makes if people just read and comment but don't rate it.
I'm not sure, Jim. I'm sure it must have something to do with the overall score or it wouldn't exist. How much of an impact it has is anyone's guess. I always try and remember to give a hub a thumbs up when I really like it, but there are times when I get caught up leaving a comment and forget.
You had my hopes up for a moment.
Sorry Steve-O...
Rocking Joe, You always crack me up! although i was slightly let down as i was hoping for some rocking joe tips on how to get a great H.J ;) Never mind! lol...
This job would be very handy for me as i have really nice hands! so me and people have told me!
:)
CS, you're one of my favorite hubbers. I would highly recommend you for a handjob to anyone. That's a promise.
I'll have to look into this! I'm gonna start waxing tonight, in preparation!
You're going to need a lot of wax BT!!!
And a helper...
Thanks for the comments, B.T. Waxing is temporary. I predict stubble will keep you from the best hand jobs.
I can make do with decent hand job. I don't necessarily require the best.
You know, desperate times, and all that.
I have always been told I have the perfect hands for hand jobs. Maybe I should try to break into the business. Now If I could only find some lotion and a towel.
I understand completely B.T. In myopinion, though, you should never settle for less than a perfect hand job.
Well don't look at me for help with your waxing BT, I have enough trouble with my overly hairy Husband. Perhaps Gwendy will oblige :)
Hi gwendymom. Thanks for the comment. If your hands are as great as you say they are, you'd probably have people lined up around the block with hand job offers, I think when negotiating price, you should probably include a towel and lotion in your contract,
Your right rockinjoe, those are important assests to someone who is doing hand jobs. You can never have too much moisturizer.
If a really good hand job is that hard to come by, I guess I'll have to remain self employed.
That must be hard with paws only BT. Don't the claws hurt?? !!!
I'ts the claws that'll get ya!
OOOOHHHH painful !!!!
I can't believe this. This hub is on the first page of Google for the key phrase: "Great Hand Job" My family is so proud.
Language is so entertaining.
That, it is, Patty. Thanks for stopping by.
Thumbs Up.
Hey Rockinjoe, just looked at your title picture again and realised it was the wrong hand you photographed, that is unless you are left handed for your hand jobs :)
Thank you poorQpine. I appreciate the thumbs up.
Hi Bruce. Thank you so much for the compliment. I've GOT to get over to your hubs and take a look around. It looks like it's chock full of info that I've known-but have been slacking on. Nice web site, as well.
Cindy, you should have been a detective. I am in fact, right handed, but in order to take the photo with my right, I had to take a little bit of liberty with the photo.
Besides....I use both hands
rockinjoe you're also one of my favorite hubbers.
I will be waiting for you to fulfill your promise hehe:D
Same topic I have seen so many hubs here..
like " Do you like to see my wife's chest", "want to see my Wife's Ass"..
Thanks Compu-Smart. You're the greatest!
Hi hubber-2009. Sorry to disappoint you with my new hub. There's an arrow on the top of your browser. It's called the "back button" You can click it at anytime.
I've heard a really good hand job can get you five digits. Why am I wasting my time with Adsense!!!???
5 Digits? For a hand job? Sign me up. Maybe we can start a company....Hand Job Hubbers.
Thanks for the laugh, MightyMom
I never thought that there were hand models out there though once you described where they were used, it made sense. Guess I took it for granted. Thanks for the laugh and the education.
Thanks for the comment RGraf. I discovered there were also leg and feet models out there, too. What a stange world we live in.
My guess is 'Hubber 2009' was disappointed with all of the said hubs, as he didn't get quite what he expected LOL.
Hi Cindy, This coming from a guy who posts photos of girls falling out of their bathing suits and then slamming us for having a sense of humor. If I really didn't like someone's hub, I wouldn't comment at all. I don't know what kind of pleasure he got out of posting it, but I didn't delete it. It will live there as long as this hub remains.
Your observations prove my point Joe, he expected more than he got!!! I totally agree with you. If not impressed, don't comment at all. It only proves all they wanted to see was what the title of the hub inferred they would see, and they have no sense of humour when disappointed.
Writing funny hubs again, nice move.
Cindy, I guess I can understand that. I mean, you did have my hopes up...until I saw those birds. lol. Oh, by the way...I think he was one of my fans who dropped out. He's not in my list.
Hey DJ. Thanks for coming by. It's been way too long. I was away from Hubpages for awhile. (Long story, but I had some stuff going on) Anyways, I'm back and you're still kicking ass which is great to know. I linked to one of your hubs on my new site. I miss your stuff. Glad you're still in the game.
Guess I've gotten spoiled by the likes of Misty, Spryte, Christoph, Shadesbreath, Funnebone, et al (and now you -- I didn't know you before but am glad you are back, Rockinjoe!). I would be sorely disappointed to click on a provocatively titled hub and find it less than tongue-in-cheek!
Funny, naughty and interesting!
Thanks, Mightymom. Misty and the others are really funny. It's nice to be grouped in with their talent pool. (I'm glad I'm back, too! I missed Hubpages.)
Thank you, weblog. I appreciate your comment. Thanks for the visit.
Nice Hub! When i saw this hub i thought it is about cutting, cleaning and stuff. After reading this i think hand modeling is a career i can get into.
the ads are funny on this one... Is there such a thing as a blow model?
Hi Anamika, Thanks for the comment. I would hire you in a minute:)
Hey, there, stuffsoup. A blow model? What a career! Just my luck, I'm no longer single :/
But how do I get a REAL hand job?!! I'm so perplexed!
Hi Houellebecq. Hand jobs are definitely available, but you have to search really hard for them. Keep in mind also, that it is better to give than to receive.
ah, but you haven't taken into account how selfish and needy I am or the fact that I lack a penis.
I'll keep you updated on my search for one.
ahh, but lacking a penis should not be a deterrent to getting a great handjob. Handjobs are available to both sexes equally.
Very warped, but very funny Rockinjoe. Strangely enough, I have a cousin who did some leg modelling for hosiery ads. Not quite a hand job, but along the same lines!
Thank you, Amanda. I appreciate the comment. I hope no one was pulling your cousin's leg-so to speak:)
But it always seems like the guys have a lot more fun with it. ha ha ha.
Stay tuned for my next hub:
"Jessica gets a sex change"
It's a lot like "ernest goes to camp" but it's directed by roman polanski and natalie portman, playing a minor, shows her boobs. Oooooooo!
you have a very long life line, ever notice?
hey C!
looks like somebody's playing catch-up! LOL :D
Yah Cris, catch up indeed. Takes hours lol
Hi Houellebecq. LOL. If you write it, you know they will come!
Thanks, CC. Maybe I'll be getting hand jobs for the rest of my long life.
Cris A says:
12 months ago
now i know what a hand job means! LOL